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Spend money, trouble, and energy on talking.

1. Is it that people will know how to miss after things have changed?

2. Life is like a play, and what role plays what play; I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid I won't live up to expectations.

Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too worthless to let go of someone who doesn't love you.

Unless you like each other, all deep love is an obstacle.

5. Softness is an unfair kindness. It helps others and wronged itself, but it is still regarded as a fool.

6. after a long time, hot water will turn into cold water, not to mention you keep adding ice to the cup.

7. Sometimes you can't let go of a person, not because that person is irreplaceable, but because you spend too much time and energy on that person. Once separated, it's like a castle carefully built by yourself with time and youth crashing down.

8. Like-minded, like-minded, it must be lucky to meet someone who can accompany him to go crazy at any time.

9. The homework we handed in together in those years was a turning point of being shot.

10. An expired relationship is like a coke that has been opened for too long. The taste is still there, but the uncomfortable feeling can never be found again.

1 1 .30 years old, unmarried, attended a wedding one day and was asked: Would you like to get married if you attend someone else's wedding? A: Do you want to die at someone else's funeral?

12. Some people pretend to be nice to you, but they are.

13. Don't be too sensitive. Think too much and you'll hurt yourself. If the speaker doesn't want to hear the intention, just say something. Do you think these are not tired? Many things are remembered by the listener, but forgotten by the speaker.

14. Haste makes waste, and you are too eager. Everything is a process of precipitation and accumulation!

15. In fact, everyone who says they won't have sex has an impossible person in their heart.

16. Don't interpret the life you are not good at for an audience that doesn't belong to you.

17. In front of the person who loves you, you will always be just a child; In front of people who don't love you, you will always be a man.

18. I love you when I am drunk, but the people who listen don't believe me, and the people who say it are actually very attentive.

19. I don't have a spare tire and I don't play ambiguous. All my tears and smiles, gentleness, willfulness, good temper and childishness, have been given to you.

At first I cut off my wings, but now I want to fly.

No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy. Happy or unhappy, the city has no time to wait. You can only remember or forget that the journey you loved or hated, and the day you tried but didn't feel hope, will pass.

Don't play a life that you are not good at for someone who doesn't belong to you.

1. Don't judge the future from the height of the present, because you will grow up and have new choices and judgments in the future.

2. There is a kind of social imbecility. When helping others, you are more cautious than serving yourself, and even feel that it is your duty. I never dare to trouble others. On the one hand, I feel pressure of ingratitude, and on the other hand, I am afraid of being rejected. It has gradually evolved into maintaining friendship by helping others and worrying about the breakdown of feelings at any time. In fact, this is also because the emotional intelligence is too low. After all, people who really embarrass you are not good people.

If you want to be a better self, you must see a bigger world, know more wonderful people and learn more extensive knowledge. You don't need too much praise from others, because you know how good you are. The strength of the heart is always better than the glitz of the appearance.

Once upon a time, some people loved you for a long time, thinking that with love, they could ignore the results and ask for nothing in return. Later, I learned that if there is no predestination and two of a kind, infatuation is only romance.

The sign that a woman is old is not that she is old, but that she doesn't want to love anymore. The sign that a person is old is not white hair, but that he admits that he can't do it. Time has taken away our years and life has taken away our courage.

6. There are many ways to choose from in life. Choose one, go on, and you will meet people and scenery on this road. Choosing another one is a completely different scenery and people. Some people may go with you, and some people stay where they are; People who walk together may leave you at the next intersection. There is nothing to lament, it is a necessity of life, cherish the people who accompany you to see the scenery, and wave freely and forcefully at the next parting.

7. Do you know so many people in this world? So many people are related to you, no matter how you change, it is impossible for everyone to like you, so you might as well be the person you want to be!

8. It's good not to study, and it's good to like reading. Don't feel that you haven't read enough books, feel uncomfortable, feel ashamed, and feel nothing shameful. People can read less and do more. Some people have done a lot, but of course time is limited. They regard life as a book and forget it when they turn it over.

9. Compared with charm, wealth and grace, the most important thing for a man is to play a good role; Compared with beauty, self-cultivation and intelligence, the most important thing for a woman is her vision.

10. When you learn to refuse others and learn to answer blows with blows, they will respect you and even fear you. The more experience, the more I believe that there is nothing wrong with ruthlessness.

1 1. I still love you, and there is nothing I can do for myself.

12. If someone is kind to you, remember never to lose that person.

13. Don't play a life you are not good at for someone who doesn't belong to you.

14. Fools look for happiness in the distance, and wise men cultivate happiness around them. Every detail in life contains happiness, but whether you feel it or not. Happy people, everything, everyone, he can find factors that can make him happy, expand happiness, inspire and influence people around him.

15. I don't know why, I can't express my emotions more and more. There are so many things I want to say that I often take them back in the end. The so-called growth may be the process of turning crying into silence, receiving emotions in places that others can't see, and learning to be strong.

16. If you think about painful things in the morning, you won't stay in bed; You have to think of sweet things in the middle of the night before you can sleep peacefully.

17. Youth is a beautiful dream. If you don't work hard enough, you will make me drunk and unconscious forever! An excuse.

18. People are often frightened by what they will do in the future. I didn't remember it after that, so I came out. Jiu Yehui

19. How many blacklists have said good night to each other?

20. Mo Yan said recently that it is not easy for a friend or lover to go through three months. It is worth cherishing to persist for half a year. Being together for a year is a miracle. Being able to survive two years is a bosom friend. More than three years is worth remembering. Those who are still there five years later should be invited into life. Those who are still there after ten years are not friends, but relatives and a part of life! For everyone who walks into my heart, if you don't leave, I will never leave!

2 1. As for what will happen in the future, you won't know until you work hard. Remember to be your favorite self first, and then meet people who don't need to please. Anyway, the road is still long, and it will always be bright.

22. If someone sees through the sadness behind your smile, if someone appreciates the love hidden in your anger, if someone knows the reason why you are silent, if you meet such a person, don't miss it.

Don't summarize your bad life to people who don't belong to you.

1. Don't judge the future from today's height, because you will grow up and have new choices and judgments in the future.

There is a kind of social imbecility, that is, when helping others, it is more cautious than serving itself, and even feels that it is its duty. I never dare to disturb others. On the one hand, I feel pressure because I am ungrateful, and on the other hand, I am afraid of being rejected. Gradually sum up that in order to help others maintain friendship, they are worried about emotional disintegration at any time. In fact, this is also because the emotional intelligence is too low. After all, people who really embarrass you are not bad people.

If you want to be a better person, you should see a bigger world, see more smart people and learn more common sense. You don't need too much praise from others, because you know how good you are. Inner weakness is better than superficial glitz.

4. Once upon a time, a group of people loved you for a long time, thinking that with love, they could be reckless and ask for nothing in return. Later, I learned that if there is no predestination and two of a kind, infatuation is only romance.

The sign that a woman is old is not that she is old, but that she doesn't want to love anymore. The sign that a person is old is not white hair, but that he admits that he can't do it. Time has taken away our years and life has taken away our courage.

6. There are many ways to choose from in life. Choose one, go on, and you will meet people and scenery on this road. Choosing another one is a completely different scenery and people. Some people can go with you, and some people stay where they are; People who walk together can also leave you at the next intersection. There's nothing to sigh about. It's a necessity of life. Cherish the people around you who accompany you to see the scenery and wave smartly at the next intersection.

7. Who do you miss most in this world? So many people are related to you, no matter how you change, it is impossible for every group to like you. It is better to be the person you want to be!

8. It's good not to study, and it's good to like reading. Don't feel that you haven't read enough books, feel comfortable, feel ashamed, and there is nothing shameful. People can read less and do more. Some people do a lot of work, but of course they have unlimited time. They regard my life as a book, and after turning it over, they forget it.

9. Compared with charm, wealth and charm, the most important thing for a man is to be a man; Compared with beauty, self-restraint and intelligence, the most important thing for a woman is her eyes.

10. When you learn to refuse others and learn to answer blows with blows, they will respect you and even fear you. The more experience, the more I believe that there is nothing wrong with ruthlessness.

1 1. I still love you. I can do something for myself.

12. If a group is good to you, remember not to lose it.

13. Don't summarize your bad life for people who don't belong to you.

14. Philosophers look for happiness from afar, and wise men cultivate happiness around them. Every detail in life contains happiness, just whether you can feel it or not. Happy people, everything, every group, he can find elements that can make him happy, make happiness expand, inspire and influence people around him.

15. I don't know why, but I can't express my feelings more and more. I want to say too much, but I often take it all back at the beginning. The so-called growth may be the process of turning the crying tone into silence, accepting the central emotions that others can't see, and the process of a group learning to be strong.

16. If you want to think about the pain in the morning, you won't stay in bed; If you think sweet things in the middle of the night, you will sleep peacefully.

17. Youth is a beautiful dream. If you don't work hard enough, you will make me drunk and unconscious forever! An excuse.

18. People are often frightened by the phrase "What should we do now?". It's not an idea, it's an illusion. Jiu Yehui

19. How many blacklists have said good night to each other?

Mo Yan said recently that it is not easy for a friend or lover to survive for three months. It is worth cherishing to persist for half a year. Being together for a year is a miracle. Being able to survive two years is a bosom friend. It's worth remembering after three years. Those who are still there five years later should be invited into life. What is still there ten years later is not an enemy, but a former relative and a part of life! For everyone who walks into my heart, if you don't leave, I will never leave!

2 1. As for what will happen in the future, you won't know until you work hard. Remember to become someone you like better first, and then meet someone who doesn't need to please. There is still a long way to go to crack down on evil, and it will always be bright.

22. If someone sees through the sadness in front of your sad face, if someone appreciates the love hidden in your anger, if someone knows the reason for your silence, if you meet such a person, don't miss it.

Don't play what you are not good at for people who don't belong to you.

1, now people, you tell him the truth, he thinks you are lying; When you lie to him, he thinks you are telling a joke. You told him a joke and he actually took it seriously.

2. How many friends who once had nothing to say, from us to you, finally became them.

3, don't for those who don't belong to your audience, to deduce the life you are not good at.

When others are close to you, they will talk to you openly. If this continues, it will be black and blue sooner or later.

5. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake. Don't pick up what you dropped. Accept sudden loss and cherish unexpected surprises.

6. If you are covered with thorns, others will take care of your feelings. You are so soft that everyone wants to rub it. How comfortable.

7. If you can't learn to be shameless, then you can learn how to tolerate the shamelessness of others.

8. People who are infatuated with each other always give their hearts without scruple or reservation, but they always come back with a pool of blood.

9. Thanks for the time, I can see every face around me clearly, which is really good for me and which is pretending to smile at me.

10, time makes people change their minds, and distance hurts. Some people look down on one thing when they see it clearly.