The funny guy took the money. I knew it.

My salary has gone up, my wallet is bulging, and I am happy. Prices have gone up, expenses have gone up, and people are unhappy. The more money you earn, the more money you spend, and the less you have left. It is difficult to earn money, easy to spend money, and the wallet is flat. I wish you money. Congratulations on your wealth.

Boss, you are tired of scolding. Drink a glass of water before scolding. Remember to pay me.

I wish you a second-year student in a happy shop: nothing to watch two people turn around, happy plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to good duets, get double salary, don't have to be idle at both ends, go out and take two steps, everyone says you are stupid!

Be a good boy and I'll take you shopping when I get paid.

That day, after calculating the salary increase, I calculated the pork. Find yourself worse than a pig!

Home, in fact, is a place where you have me, even if it is a humble room, even if it is a difficult wrench: will the salary be paid next month? Then I happily imagined the delicacy and comfort in the bud on the tip of my tongue and where to see the scenery.

My chef, one day, a guest ordered a shell dish. Usually like the whole person. I carved a plate on the shell: another plate. Then the guest really came to pick him up, and the boss gave it. When I paid my salary, I found that the salary was less than the food.

At the scene of "If You Are the One", a male guest said: Hello everyone, today I want to find someone who can hold my hand for life. I deal with the land all day (half the lights are out). My salary is not high (half the lights go out). I won't buy a house (it's ruined). Morphy said: Many people look down on farmers and think that their income is low and they can't afford to buy a house. This is unreasonable! The male guest interrupted: I am not a farmer, I am a real estate developer.

The younger brother next door is a graduate of architectural design from University of Technology. As soon as he got off work, he was painting the decoration of his new house. This is full of the joy of life. Here comes the point. He told me that last month's salary was 1500. If I want to make my life full of fun, I agree with three poor majors. Architecture, biology, law?

One day, employees suddenly found that their salary increase fell into the well! Everyone was scared, so they hung up one by one and put their hands into the well from the tree to get their wages. Just as they were meeting to pay their salaries, an employee suddenly shouted excitedly: Don't be silly, the salary to be raised is hanging in the sky!

After paying, be arrogant for a week, save a week, look forward to a week, and this month will be over!

The salary of May Day wig is very distressing, not less!

I thought I wanted a career, but I found that all I wanted was salary.

Today, I got paid to eat at McDonald's. When I saw some beautiful girls on a table, I got up the courage to ask for a number. As a result, they all gave it. I suspect that they cheated me. When they dialed my number, yes, there was another mistake. I asked the girl, and she quickly stood up and apologized to me. She made a mistake and then gave it to me. Finally, she took my hand sadly and said that she really knew I was wrong. Am I too handsome?

When I was paying my salary, the accountant told me: you pay your salary every six months, and now there is too little change.

The poor are worried about getting married and taking vacations seriously. The rich talk about being rich, the poor get a year's salary, the rich have food, and the poor struggle all their lives. The rich have the status to become stars, the poor can't eat, the rich can't spend money, the poor may not be United, the rich may not be a group of people, the poor are protected, and the shackles of the rich are doomed, and their efforts are futile. Some people don't have to spend a lifetime, and some people shine forever.

One day at a class reunion, they all said how high their salary was. When they asked me, I was weak, with only 3000 yuan. Everyone joked that I was really poor. Finally, I added: My wife gave it to me, and the audience immediately fell silent, and then exclaimed: This is called local tyrants and evil gentry.

After calculating the salary increase and pork, you will find that you are even worse than a pig!

My husband listened very well: I said it was easy, otherwise there would be no good fruit; Give me the salary for class honestly; Go shopping with you, don't look at other women. Dare to say a word, hell to pay, not kneeling washboard.

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