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The husband gave his wife a promise.
Letter of guarantee from husband to wife: 1, cute and beautiful, with some bad wives:
In accordance with your imperial edict, I made a profound review of myself immediately, immediately and very quickly. The following is my analysis of my various consequences and my confession in the future. Please read! ! !
With a passionate and sincere heart, I decided to let my wife live a happy life three years from now, take care of her like a princess, work hard for her future happiness, and take her happiness as the greatest goal in life. I hereby promise my wife the following:
1, I insist on my wife leading for one hundred years.
I insist on the financial system of all bank notes.
I insist on my wife's emotional supervision. If I want to be with other friends of the opposite sex, I must get my wife's permission.
I am responsible for cooking dishes suitable for my wife's taste, as well as all the processes of washing, cutting, cooking and brushing, serving dishes to my wife and washing dishes. If your wife works overtime, wait for her to have dinner with you no matter how late, and make sure the food is hot.
I am responsible for washing my wife's feet and putting her to sleep at the same time, and undertake the obligation of putting her to sleep.
6. I undertake the obligation to go shopping with my wife, be a good bodyguard and get the goods. My wife praised everything she bought for herself, and I thanked her for everything she bought for me.
7. Don't fight, smoke less, drink less, and quarrel with your wife. Once you quarrel, you should apologize to your wife first and don't stay overnight. My wife got angry and ran away. I want to chase, not a puppy.
8. Be more concerned, loving and considerate of your wife than before.
9. Be a husband-and-wife system with separated wives and children.
I also want to say, the most important thing is: I will do well for our lovely baby in the future, love you and the doll, and treat you both well. For the doll, we can't be so embarrassed anymore. Dear, please forgive me for the sake of our family and son. Go home.
Please, this family can't live without you. . Please also ask my wife to understand me. If you have something to say at home in the future, don't punish me in this way again. And our parents, they will be sad, too . . .
Hehe, think of these now, and add them later ~! In fact, this is not what you said, you have to take practical actions ~! I will try to do it, please cheer for me, I must do it, so that my wife can spend a happy life with me ~! ~! ~! ~! I decided to love you in the future. Never allow yourself to indulge your interests at any time. I can't just care about my feelings, regardless of my wife's feelings. He even said that he should take care of his wife's feelings, be responsible for his words and deeds, learn not to hurt each other, and learn to be tolerant. This kind of self-criticism is not only for you, but also for yourself. Let yourself remember this day forever. If you get angry in the future, read the self-criticism first. Honey, I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me. Learn to face it with a peaceful mind in the future. If there are any unwritten mistakes or mistakes, please point out that I will never ignore you. Don't be angry with me. For the sake of our common ideal, please forgive me this 1 time. I promise not to make the same mistake in the future. To make up for my mistake, my wife will say 1, but I won't say 2. My wife told me to go east, so I won't go west. My wife said go away, so I dare not climb. I'll do whatever you want me to do in the future. ! I didn't cherish the past days. I believe I will listen to you in the future, because you are my only one! Honey, I don't have many advantages. The only one is 1 heart. I love you. Please ask my wife to supervise me in my later life (don't test me, I'm afraid). If there is any similarity, the final interpretation right of this criticism letter belongs to my wife. This guarantee has been implemented since August 23rd, 20xx. If there is any supplement in the future, my wife has the right to supplement it at any time!
Reviewer: Xu Mao
20xx August 23rd
My husband gave his wife a letter of guarantee. Dear wife, in fact, I've been meaning to write you a letter of guarantee. I didn't write it because I have been thinking about such a problem in my heart. It doesn't matter what I say or promise. I am a very practical person and pay more attention to practical actions in life.
In my mind, it is much better to say it than not to do it, but as time goes by, we have known each other from 12 to 12 for half a year. In the past six months, we have had anger, quarrels and small debates, which have become our unpleasant experiences. I think I didn't do well enough in many places. I think so, if it is guaranteed.
On September 4th, I wrote a letter of guarantee. That day, you looked at it and said that it was not deep enough. I just wrote a piece of paper, you write it back and rewrite it! In fact, not only do you think it's not well written, but even I think it's too rough and doesn't touch the depths of your soul and mine at all.
Well, now I make the most sincere promise with a sincere heart, and hereby declare that I will do it for you all my life!
My husband gave his wife a letter of guarantee. I used to be a bear, which made my wife very angry, worried her and didn't trust me. Here, I assure everyone and my wife that I will be a good husband in the future, and I will do the following.
Care, love and be considerate of your wife more than before.
Report everything to your wife.
Don't do anything wrong to your wife, and you can't do it at any time and under any circumstances.
If I don't quarrel with my wife, even if I quarrel, I will let her go.
When my wife is angry, I will always coax her until she is happy.
Call your wife first when you wake up every morning.
Keep in touch with your wife wherever you go.
What the wife said must be carefully remembered.
I won't doubt my wife. I must let my wife have a good mood every day.
Let my wife grow up happily, and I will always think that my wife is the most beautiful.
Don't hurt your wife, don't force things she doesn't like, don't cheat her, don't worry her/
I will work hard in the future.
I stopped drinking and giving up drinking. As for smoking, I will give it up gradually. When I am with my wife, I have to get her permission to drink.
I hereby declare that everyone will supervise me and make me a good husband. I love xxx very much, and I will never abandon her all my life. I hope everyone will supervise me.
I am here to convey
welcome
Guarantor: xxx
Date, year and month
The husband gave his wife a 4 1 guarantee, promising to absolutely obey his authority, love him, resolutely support him and obey all his instructions. My husband said that the East will go to the East, and my husband said that the West will face the West. No objection. Because I know that my husband will never boss others around casually, and he is polite, reasonable and amiable, and laughs like a spring breeze.
Be kind to your husband. Help his mother do housework, and help him do housework and clean every time he comes to his house.
3, to ensure a good attitude towards her husband, often do introspection and self-criticism, try to reduce the friction caused by trivial things in life. Never speak loudly, never swear, never hurt. When angry, resolutely go out of the house fifty paces, calm yourself, be patient with my husband in principle, and resolutely implement my smart husband is always right!
4. When you are away from home, you must speak softly and sweetly like an innocent girl, turn your worship and love for your husband into gentle eyes and stare at him. Give your husband all the feelings he wants, let him have a strong sense of superiority and self-confidence in front of other men or women, let him be respected like a king, and let him feel truly worshipped, cared for and loved in details!
If my husband wants to eat in the evening, he should bring him hot rice, hot dishes and hot soup immediately, and leave immediately after eating, so don't disturb him to rest.
6, to ensure absolute loyalty to her husband, to ensure that there are no distractions in her heart, to ensure the uniqueness of body and soul, to ensure that her husband blooms enthusiastically when she needs it, and not to be fierce when she recuperates. We should establish a firm belief that "only the husband is the best in the world, and nothing else is worth mentioning". We should always praise, affirm, encourage, praise and flatter our husband, and we must make him be elated and happy, with only her husband in mind!
7. I have only been kind to my husband all my life. I don't mention others in front of him. I don't get close to others. I am completely honest. Even if I have had it before, I beg my husband's forgiveness. It won't happen again.
8, not selfish, not stingy, if my husband and his female friends have a good relationship, love me, love my dog, I also want to treat his friends sincerely, (except Hu Ting, I can still face others with a good attitude.
9. I will give up drinking in the future, which is not good for myself and my husband. Please forgive my husband. Please take my wine bottle away when I drink in the future, hehe.
10, I shouldn't smoke. I can't quit now. Please ask my husband to supervise me and take your time.
The husband gave his wife a letter of guarantee. Dear wife:
Hello!
I'm sorry I was worried about drinking with my friends some time ago. Because I have repeatedly made mistakes in drinking, which makes people feel ashamed. I have to say that this unprincipled practice is really worrying, and it is easy to make mistakes when you are drunk. I should give up drinking as soon as possible to show my determination to repent, so I write down this pledge of abstinence and hope to get your forgiveness.
I should know that it is best not to touch alcohol except for company entertainment. After all, drinking is harmful to your health and you can't touch it often. Besides, you have scolded yourself for this kind of problem before, and even if you promised not to do it again, you were still disappointed. How to evaluate this practice of drinking first and breaking promises? In the face of mistakes, we should seriously reflect to ensure that similar situations will not happen again. So, I promise I'll give up drinking, so that you won't feel worried. Keeping a clear head at all times can bring people a sense of security. Being drunk will only make people feel that they are unreliable, which will cause a serious crisis of trust in both work and life.
Besides giving up drinking, I have to promise not to lie to you. I still remember when I was caught drinking, I was still arguing with you. It is true that it is difficult for a drunk person to realize that he is drunk, but I have betrayed your trust and made such a disappointing move. It's more unforgivable than making mistakes. Anyone with a little brain should understand that it's hard to hide his alcohol. I must solve the crisis of trust as soon as possible to gain your understanding, so I promise I won't cheat you on the wrong question. This kind of problem involving principle should be faced frankly, so I hope everyone can supervise me and help me in my future life.
In addition, I also want to make sure that I won't do anything to disappoint you again. As a man, it's disgusting to make a mistake without responsibility. It is conceivable that you will be disappointed when you make a mistake. After discovering such a problem, I am also very sorry for the wrong behavior. I want to repair the emotional rift and I don't know how to solve it. After all, I am not good at communication, so I can only choose to write a letter of guarantee. At least I can record my guilt and love for you at the moment, just because I care too much about your feelings.
Being your partner is the happiest thing. Why can't I show a man's sense of responsibility and make you feel safe? Always making mistakes in unreliable things will only make people completely disappointed. Please believe in yourself again and forgive your previous mistakes. I promise I won't let you down again and I will always care about you.
I am here to convey
Salute!
Guarantor: xxx
20xx year x month x day
The husband gave his wife a letter of guarantee. In order to be a competent and good husband, I solemnly promise as follows:
1, the wife is always right.
If not, it must be my fault.
If I didn't think wrong, I must have misheard.
4. If both 2 and 3 are not satisfied, it shall comply with Article 1.
I promise:
Housework is all-inclusive (including mother-in-law's).
Hand over all the income (including the gray one).
Listen to everything the wife says (including hair dia).
Accompany the whole shopping process (including men's stop).
Other commitments are as follows:
1, wife should measure the water temperature and scratch her back when taking a bath, and must not have lust.
2. When shopping, the wife should make a good wallet, encourage more, and have no reluctant behavior.
3. When the wife gives money, she should be grateful, frugal and not extravagant.
When the wife exhorts, put your hands together, stand at attention and don't be absent-minded.
When your wife is away, you should think about it, keep your body as jade, and never steal the chicken and touch the dog.
6. When my wife is angry with me, she should kneel down and beg for mercy, and never ignore it.
7. If my wife hits me, let it ravage me. Thank you for your kindness. Don't blink back.
Letter of Guarantee from Husband to Wife 7 In order to be a competent and good husband, I solemnly promise xx as follows:
After marriage, all wages and bonuses are paid, all leftovers are included, and all chores are done. Everything shall be subject to the wife's words and follow four principles:
1. A wife is always right.
If not, it must be my fault.
If I am not mistaken, I must have misheard.
4. If 2 and 3 don't match, follow the first one.
Ideologically, I insist on supporting my wife's absolute leadership and unswervingly follow the route specified by my wife. My wife is the first in the family. In manners, take good care of your wife, ensure that you are happy with her when she is happy, and coax her to be happy when she is unhappy; Be a civilized husband and do "fight back, scold back, and give your left hand to your right."
In life, don't shout tired when you go shopping with your wife, and take the initiative to pay the bill with the pocket money you usually save; Keep exercising every day and make continuous progress; Strictly follow the schedule, get up on time in the morning and go to bed on time at night. Seriously organize the study of cooking and massage techniques during the holidays. Accept the supervision of your wife with an open mind, especially don't talk to strange women, except, of course, old ladies and children under five who ask for directions.
Three quarters.
When a wife goes out, she should be ordered to obey her and not blindly follow her mistakes.
The wife has to wait for makeup, spend money, be angry, be patient and remember her birthday.
Always ask yourself for a new generation of honor and disgrace: be proud of loving your wife and be ashamed of betraying your wife; Proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of ignoring his wife; Be proud of obeying your wife, and be ashamed of not obeying your wife; Be proud of worshipping your wife and be ashamed of being blind and arrogant; Proud of hard work, ashamed of leisure, and disgusted with work; Proud of truly caring for his wife, ashamed of being angry with his wife on purpose;
I am proud of rushing to take my wife to the movies and ashamed of rushing to take my wife to watch TV.
The letter of guarantee includes but is not limited to this, which is reviewed by the wife and adults and keeps pace with the times. This guarantee shall come into effect as of the date of signature.
Guarantor: XXX
XXXX,XXXX,XX,XX
Husband's guarantee to his wife 8 Lovely and beautiful wife's adult:
In accordance with your imperial edict, I made a profound review of myself immediately, immediately and very quickly. The following is my analysis of my various consequences and my repentance in the future. Please read it for my wife! ! !
If there is something wrong with the written self-criticism, we can correct it through consultation. My wife is always right. I made my wife angry. Learn to get rid of bad habits in the future and correct yourself slowly in the future. I will try my best. (Need more supervision)
I tried to accept or carry out my wife's point of view, which I did badly. I ignored you and even made you cry. I was wrong! ! !
I seriously neglected that my wife's heart is very fragile. You are my favorite person. I should hold you in my hand and let you feel my love for you all the time, but I often let you down, which seriously hurts my wife's heart. My wife is wrong again! !
Honey, sometimes I always ask you to do this and that, but I always say that I will make a slip of the tongue for you to get rid of bad habits. Since I can't do it myself, how can I ask you to be like me? Actually, you've done a lot for me. What else can I do?
After profound analysis and self-reflection, I have decided to love you well in the future, and I can't just ignore my feelings.
I understand my wife's feelings, and even say that I should take care of her feelings, be responsible for my words and deeds, learn not to hurt my wife, and learn to be tolerant. This self-criticism book is not only for you, but also for yourself, so that you can always remember this day and read this self-criticism book first when you are angry in the future. Honey, I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me. I'm a pig, a big pig, a big pig and a bastard. Don't be angry with me. For our bright future, please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake in the future. To make up for my mistake, my wife told me to go east, so I stopped going west. My wife said, if you get out, I won't dare to climb! !
Dear, I don't have many advantages, the only advantage is that I love you! The following is my guarantee:
1: First of all, care, love and understand your wife.
No matter what you do, you should report your work and life to your wife every day.
3: I don't quarrel with my wife. If I have a little quarrel sometimes, I will let my wife go.
4. Say ∞ I love you to your wife when you get up and go to bed every day. No matter where you go, you should report to your wife immediately and keep in touch. You must not answer your wife's phone calls or reply to her short messages (unless you don't hear them, you will miss them, right, dear).
6: Don't cheat your wife at any time.
7: Don't make your wife cry.
8. Try to make your wife laugh when she is unhappy. When a wife is happy, she should be happier than her wife.
9. Treat your wife resolutely and diligently.
10: to be continued.
Please ask my wife to supervise me and test me in my future life. The final interpretation of this written criticism belongs to my wife. This guarantee has been on trial since March 2, 20xx. If there is any supplement in the future, my wife has the right to supplement it at any time!
Reviewed by: * *
20xx March 2nd
The husband gave his wife a letter of guarantee. Dear wife:
I don't know whether to call you girlfriend or wife, but making you my wife is the ultimate goal. Just call me wife. If you don't want to, please bear with it. Now I don't know if you are reluctant!
I sincerely apologize to you for what happened around July 3rd, 20xx 1 1: 30 (5000 words were omitted), and I hope I can get my wife's forgiveness. What happened was extremely bad and had a very bad influence, which caused great mental harm to your wife. The next day, I did not communicate with you in time, but made the worst decision. There is a good saying: the decisions people make when they are angry are not decisions, so you don't have to worry about me, wife.
In order that we can live in harmony in the future, I promise my wife that the above things will not happen again. I will calmly analyze things when I meet them, and then make a decision after the analysis. I won't make any personal attacks on my wife in the future. Not only will I not do it, but I will also ensure my wife's personal safety (just be a full-time bodyguard).
One more thing, for the healthy development of our body and mind and future children (I have thought about it for a long time, but I have to think about it), I want to give my wife some suggestions and ask her to reconsider. The suggestions are as follows:
One: My wife won't let me smoke. I know this is for my own good, and I also want to have a good body to be competent for a good job, so as to ensure our economic foundation. However, I don't smoke much. I can control it, and it won't do harm to my health. Besides, I'm gradually reducing my smoking, so I suggest my wife not to talk about me every time she sees me smoking, and reduce the frequency.
Two: After all, I just started working, so I'm not very familiar with the work, and my salary will not be very high for the time being. And now just out of campus, I don't know where the money should be spent, and I don't need to spend it, so I spent a lot of money. After a while, my job will be better, my salary will go up, I will spend money myself, and my wife doesn't have to tell me to save money every month. I am also very concerned about this issue myself.
Three: When we video, we don't need to talk endlessly every day. After all, we talked for a long time, our work was different, and we also had our own life. So it's okay for us to complain when we video but don't talk, but don't get angry. After all, being angry is not good for your health, and it will make people get old in advance.
Call me when you are free, after all, it will be a great sense of accomplishment to get a call from my wife in the office.
This suggestion may make you angry, but I have to say it. Don't comment on your colleagues, your friends and my colleagues and friends.
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