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Don't keep me waiting too long. When your enthusiasm is exhausted, you are nothing.

1. If I can't get it, I don't want it. Even if I don't rely on it, I still have pride.

2. Life is not only the present, but also the poems you can't understand and the distant places you will never reach.

The person who poured cold water on me will boil it and pour it back one day.

4. When you are in a hurry, post I love you on QQ one by one, which one succeeded.

5. Woman, don't live like a cigarette. If people are bored, they will set you on fire and bounce you off when they are finished. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't quit or you can't afford it.

6. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that you all think I have many boyfriends.

7. There is no need to meet anyone deliberately, and there is no hurry to have someone. Let nature take its course and leave the best to the last person.

8. People who tolerate you are not stupid, but they choose to be cruel to themselves.

9. If you can see whose heart beats faster, you will smile unconsciously and promise me that you will sleep with him regardless of all difficulties in order to live up to this life.

10. I heard that many children don't answer now, and I, a trafficker, really can't stand it.

1 1. Don't keep me waiting too long. Without enthusiasm, you are nothing. /Shuo Shuo/

12. As long as you live well, I won't bother you. If you are unlucky, I can't help it!

13. Some people don't like me. What can I do, please me or kill me?

14. I warn you, don't laugh at me when I am angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face!

15. Sometimes, I wish I could see through your thoughts, but I'm also afraid that I can't accept the facts.

16. People who pretend to be mature may be naive, and people who pretend to be stupid must be mature.

17. If you want others to take care of your feelings, don't accommodate them.

18. Speak out if you don't like it, don't be hot and cold, don't let others guess, and don't delay others from meeting better people.

19. When life throws you a hammer, as long as it doesn't kill you, you have a chance to throw it back.

20. I don't have a skill, but I have a kind of indifference if I don't love.

2 1. I believe that some trivial things can bring great changes if they persist for more than three years.

22. The people who drive you crazy in the end are those who keep saying it's for your own good.

23. The best marriage is not that you are responsible for supporting the family and I am responsible for beauty, but that we are evenly matched. You are good, and I am not bad.

24. Some people, some things, can't stand waiting, so don't put what you can do now in the future.

25. Why do some people look friendly, but they are always alone? Being friendly to others is cultivation, and being alone is character.

26. Never bully an honest man. You don't know how many people will support him behind him.

27. The snake doesn't know that it is poisonous, the mouse doesn't know that it is stolen, and people don't know that they are wrong. Your goodness is just someone else's candy. If you eat it, it's gone. /p & gt; See through the sad signature of love: if the novelty disappears, I may be nothing.

1. I repeated your favorite songs a thousand times and memorized them all. Later, you said it was all his favorite songs. I help you, not you. The stars match you well, probably because they are out of reach. Actually, I'm sad, but I'm too proud to tell you. 5. Why not add it back? Why is there always a red exclamation point? Today is not April Fool's Day, let's stop fooling around. 6. Let's not meet again. Shampooing is tiring and expensive. 7. Be obedient, even if you can't meet others, don't like him any more. 8. It is the hardest to touch someone who doesn't love you. 9. I can understand and accept many things, but I will still be very sad. 10. Don't tell me you're sorry. Sorry is a lifelong default. A long time ago, we went to an empty future. 1 1. 12. Every time I am disappointed, I do one less thing that I love you. 13. Slowly, everyone will understand that not being with the person you like is actually the normal state of life. 14. Maybe the novelty is gone, and I am nothing. 15. I don't want to fall, but I'm really unhappy. 16. I miss you very much, but I lack an identity to see you. 17. How easy it is to destroy a person. You just have to spoil her and leave her. 18. I'm afraid I will try my best to like you and then I won't like others. 19. You, maybe the last time in my world, nothing happened. 20. It's good to find someone after accepting all kinds of disappointments. 2 1. When I think about it later, it seems to be nonsense. 22. The person you like can't make you better, but more pathetic, so he certainly doesn't deserve your love. 23. Mistakes are short-lived regrets, and misses are eternal. Without money, you are nothing. Tell a classic about being poor and having no money.

First, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

Second, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

Third, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.

5. Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

6. Do most people get paid before they work, or do they work before they get paid?

7. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

Eight, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Nine, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you come with me?

Ten, no money and no power, don't be nice to you, can you follow me?

Eleven, really rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

Twelve, rich people, people without money are difficult!

13. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

Fourteen, links are like money, and only after circulation will they generate value.

Fifteen, we have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dung!

Sixteen, when someone tells you that it is not a matter of money, but a matter of principle, nine times out of ten it is a matter of money.

17. People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

Eighteen, when I didn't go to college, I was poor all my life. Now I am poor when I go to college.

Nineteen, when there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

Twenty, love without money decoration, love is the natural beauty of nudity.

Twenty-one, people can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

Twenty-two, once you have money, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

Twenty-four, if the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

Twenty-five, I am not RMB, and I can't make everyone like it.

It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

28. Love doesn't necessarily mean money, and money doesn't necessarily mean love.

A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

Thirty, love is based on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

Thirty-one, this is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by sneaking into places where there are many new users.

I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

37. The money in our hands is a tool to keep our freedom.

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1, I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm trying to make money. What equality do I have with you?

We didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

3, if you don't pick up the money, you will lose it!

I just patted my wallet, but it's nothing, I just hope it will swell up.

5. Raise your own pretty boy with your husband's money.

6. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past! ! !

7. I believe my life can't stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future

8. When we are rich, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

9. It is difficult for the grandson to write the questions, and the son is strict in marking the papers. I can't, and the paper is wasted.

10, you are an idiot when you are happy and a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

1 1, 1。 There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

12, if I'm too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart. -

13, as long as you have money, you are destined to belong to everyone. Talk about the classics of money.

14, Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

15 You laughed at me for having nothing. I pity you for pretending to be forced by money.

16, what's the use of wearing 30 thousand clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

17, money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.

18, I'm dying. I still have 30 cents. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

19, school is like a watch, you can go to school if you pay.

20, I heard that marriage is very cheap, the Civil Affairs Bureau [9 yuan to get it, let me treat you.

2 1, you drink dichlorvos as cola, 80 cents 12 Jin of your head, right? Don't tell me about your social life. Sorry, I come from a valley.

22. I sprained my ankle while sitting on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me. !

23. I worked hard for you for three years, but it only took him three days to squander his money on you.

24,? Poor? Short? Frustrated? Ugly? After 90? No money? No room? No background

25. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and can't be less domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.

26, women remember: once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends, and beat our babies. -Classic talk about money

27. Look, Grandpa Mao gave me another dime.

It is said that if a person has no money, he can't be predestined friends.

29. I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It used to be difficult to cross the sea to meet my best friend.

30, the cashier said: no change, here are two plastic bags for you!

3 1, money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which can help us distinguish people from dogs.

32. When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

33. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but don't figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad at the same time.

35. A woman's excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

36. Men have money, everything and loneliness.

I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

38. In the past, it was difficult for sea water to come into contact with water. If a man has no money, don't cheat.

39. In the rich second generation, you didn't earn money, but your father did.

40, a group of dogs around are rich, and it is difficult to go without money.

4 1, I heard that getting married recently is very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has settled it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

Make friends with your heart, and money makes dogs.

43. Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

44. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

45. In this fickle age, the best way to impress someone is to borrow money from that person and not pay it back.

46. Not all girls love money. Don't think I'm so vulgar. .

47, people are not good at talking, not sweet talk, and have no money.

48. The handsome guy was robbed by the post-80s, his position was occupied by the post-70s, and his money was earned by the post-60s. What do we have after the post-90s?

This is a world of money.

50. One day a boy asked a girl, [Do you have fifty cents? ] The girl said, [Yes! ! The boy replied, [I have both of us! -

5 1, often buy things in the game and see better ones, cheaper than usual, but no money. At that time, I wanted to die-

52. Men say that women have no money, while women say that men have no attractive playboy.

Don't always lie in bed unless you can make money in bed. -Cang teacher

54. People are no different, but some people think it's very expensive, as expensive as potatoes at the vegetable market for ten yuan a catty.

I smiled when I saw the yellow ears of wheat. This reminds me that if there were no poor people like us, I wonder how many rich people would starve to death.

I was diagnosed in the hospital today. I am so sad. The doctor said I was short of money for a long time.

57. It is said that men become bad when they have money, and do you want men who have no money?

58, I have no money for breakfast for a week! Tell yourself that you are losing weight.

59. When can I get another pack of lucky money?

60. It's best to spend the money you earned when you were young and go to a distant place with a friend who can walk hand in hand.

6 1, I found my nonsense so valuable when I paid the phone bill.

62, people have a bad mouth, no money, I am dirty, I am dirty, I am not pretending to be you.

Money can't reshape that ugly and dirty heart.

64. If your wife doesn't lose her family, who the fuck will you spend your money on?

Only those who are beautiful, study hard and have money can have youth. We can only bow our heads and recite words.

66. But maybe you really should forget yourself for someone at least once in your life. No achievement, no money, no fame, never, not even.

67. I want to live a better life. I don't need a lot of money, but I must be accompanied by a smile/*

Nothing is an opponent of love except love.

1, peace of mind can last for a long time, and travel lightly.

2, people should not be too tired, things should not be too tired, everything is too tired, and fate is bound to run out early.

Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

The most extravagant person in the world is someone who is willing to spend time with you. Time flies, if I give you time, I will give you my own world.

5. People who simply like you see you now; People who really love you hope to walk with you in the future; True love is not a moment's commitment and confession, but the years we have passed together afterwards; The real fate is not a doomed arrangement, but the determination of two people to recognize each other; A true lover is not someone who praises you every day, but the deep feeling in your eyes.

6. Life is simple and charming, and people are happy when they are simple; Learning to be simple is not simple.

7. Time can make women fall in love with men slowly, but it is hard for men to fall in love with women slowly. Because men and women have different love cycles. Women's love can be more and more through companionship and accumulation, but men's love will gradually decrease over time. When men and women get along, it is useless to love deeply, just love for a long time. Therefore, strong love is the end, and love as a relative is eternal.

8. The most important thing in love is not how to love others, but how to be the best of yourself.

9. A child is moving a stone, and his father is encouraging him: Son, as long as you do your best, you can certainly move it! Finally, the child failed to lift a stone. He told his father: I have tried my best. Father replied: You didn't try your best, because I was by your side and you didn't ask me for help. Go all out is to try every means to exhaust all available resources.

10, in life, some people can make you smile even if they are not around you, which is really good.

1 1, we can't guarantee the eternity of every love, but at least we can guarantee its sincerity. Love is not a leaf and will not be blown away by the wind, so when you meet love, just catch it. Don't be afraid of being rejected by love, which period of youth will not experience pain and which period of love will not be profound. So what if it's rejected? The next love is still on the road, and those who dare not face it do not deserve it.

12. As for love, happiness because of happiness means "don't miss any teasing, and don't wait for anyone", "I don't want what I don't give, and I don't love what doesn't belong to me". -Lin

13, don't seduce your lover, because that's tempting another lie with one lie. Don't cheat your lover either, so-called white lies often bring malicious results. When two people are together, the most important thing is honesty and sincerity. If a relationship needs to be maintained by lies, it is better to break up early. Love is born in truth and dies in hypocrisy.

14, there is a sad river in everyone's heart. You have your pain, and I have my pain. It's not that I don't understand, but that I don't have time to manage.

15, three things are gone forever: time, words and opportunities; Three things are enough to destroy a person: anger, pride and unforgivability; Never give up three things: peace, honesty and hope; Three things are the most priceless: love, kindness and relatives and friends; Three things are the most impermanent: success, wealth and dreams; Three things make a person: sincerity, commitment and diligence; Three things are the most sacred: parents, children and faith.

16, be a warm girl, be a girl who loves to laugh. Be happy, know how to be happy, be happy and infect people around you. Occasionally willful, but not sharp. Occasionally sensitive, but not neurotic. I am willing to share all the happy and unhappy things with you. If you are happy, just smile and let everyone know. When you are sad, you cry and pretend nothing happened. Occasionally, just an encouraging smile can convince yourself to continue to be strong.

17, some people feel very affectionate when they miss their old friends. How bad you can be with people around you. In fact, two people are not together, just like the death of a loved one. At most, when I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day, I would sacrifice to miss it, but the other party really didn't feel it. Therefore, it is better to be together than to miss it. It is better to be kind to people around you than to commemorate them.

18, in the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is to enrich life. But the most valuable meeting is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.

19, because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

20. Nothing is an opponent of love except love.