Interesting sentences about happiness in pain.

Getting drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high. Sort out some funny sentences, welcome to read!

1. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

2, want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and burn you when you are unhappy.

3. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

4. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

I will be thin and rich for the rest of my life.

6. My boyfriend said I could spend Halloween without makeup, and I laughed. You can spend Children's Day without pants.

7. Murphy's Theorem is a saying of China: Break the chain at the critical moment. I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai!

9. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I am in bliss when I see you.

10, I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

1 1. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

12, if you have chosen to run counter to me, please don't look back.

13, because you have a double chin, so don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

14, I can stay up late with you or advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

15, this summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like life is worse than death.

16, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

17, snake cold, wolf fishy.

18, the reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because this woman doesn't like you at all.

19, I know everything, but I just want to sleep with you.

20. Don't always make excuses for yourself! When you are constipated, you blame gravity for not having gravity!

2 1, only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

22. This question is great! When I hit the table with my hand, it almost fell apart!

23. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

24, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, delivery is too slow!

25. Everyone else is spending the next month, only I am spending the next month.

26, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

27, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas!

28. I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know if I am important or not. 29. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly and see when the light went out.

3 1, my heart has long been hard, smiling to see how arrogant the person who hurt me is.

32. Life is a long road, and passers-by account for most of it.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

35. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

The above is a funny sentence for everyone. Thank you for reading!