Humorous poems about snow

1. Funny verses describing heavy snow

1. The grass is dry and the eagle’s eyes are anxious, but the snow is so light that the horse’s hooves are light. (Wang Wei: "Watching the Hunt")

2. When trying to drive away the Qingqi, heavy snow covered the bow and knife. (Lu Lun: "Song under the Sai")

3. I know it’s not snow from a distance because there is a faint fragrance coming. (Wang Anshi: "Plum Blossom")

4. A man in a boat with a coir raincoat fishing alone in the snow in the cold river. (Liu Zongyuan: "Jiang Xue")

5. Chaimen hears dogs barking and returns home on a snowy night. (Liu Changqing: "The Master of Staying at Furong Mountain in the Snow")

6. The long clouds in Qinghai darken the snow-capped mountains, and the lonely city looks at Yumen Pass in the distance. (Wang Changling: "Four of Seven Poems on the March to the Army")

7. If you want to cross the Yellow River, which is blocked by ice, you will have to climb the snow-covered mountains of Taihang. (Li Bai: "Traveling is Difficult")

8. Thousands of miles of yellow clouds and white sun, and the north wind blows wild geese and snow. (Gao Shi: "Farewell to Dong Da")

9. The window contains the snow of Qianqiu in the Xiling Mountains, and the door is full of ships thousands of miles away from Dongwu. (Du Fu: "Quequatrains")

10. The north wind blows and the white grass breaks, and it snows in August. (Cen Shen: (Bai Xuege sent Judge Wu back to Beijing)) 2. Xuehua’s humorous sentences

1. Xuehua is the world’s “make-up artist” and a good partner for our children. When the snow covered the ground, we all rushed out of the house and played in the paradise, making snowmen and having snowball fights... A burst of laughter made the frozen world full of life. Snowflakes kept flying down and falling on the children's heads. On the head, on the shoulders, on the feet, ha! Everyone becomes Santa Claus! Gently catch a snowflake and it will soon disappear and turn into a pool of sparkling water. Touch it slightly on your face and you will feel particularly comfortable. You have never felt so comfortable before!

2. Dear Snowflake, it is because of you that winter is not so lifeless, but full of charm. White is the color of winter. Snowflakes are so pure and natural, this is the charm of winter. 3. Funny poems describing heavy snow

1. The grass is dry and the eagle’s eyes are anxious, but the snow is gone and the horse’s hooves are light.

(Wang Wei: "Watching the Hunt") 2. When trying to drive away the Qingqi, heavy snow covered the bow and knife. (Lu Lun: "Song under the Sai") 3. I know it's not snow from a distance, because there is a faint fragrance coming.

(Wang Anshi: "Plum Blossom") 4. A man in a boat with a coir raincoat fishing alone in the snow in the cold river. (Liu Zongyuan: "Jiang Xue") 5. Chai Men hears dogs barking and returns home on a snowy night.

(Liu Changqing: "The Master of Staying at Furong Mountain in the Snow") 6. The snow-capped mountains are covered by long clouds in Qinghai, and the lonely city looks at Yumen Pass in the distance. (Wang Changling: "Four of Seven Poems on the Military March") 7. If you want to cross the Yellow River, which is blocked by ice, you will have to climb the snow-covered mountains of Taihang.

(Li Bai: "Traveling is Difficult") 8. Thousands of miles of yellow clouds and white sun, and the north wind blows wild geese and snow. (Gao Shi: "Farewell to Dong Da") 9. The window contains the snow of Qianqiu in the Xiling Mountains, and the door is docked with ships thousands of miles away from Dongwu.

(Du Fu: "Quequatrains") 10. The north wind blows and the white grass breaks, and it snows in August. (Cen Shen: (Bai Xuege sends Judge Wu back to the capital)). 4. Humorous sentences about snow in spring

1. Look at the snowflakes all over the sky, dancing like catkins in spring. Except for the sea water with waves, the entire hills and pine forests have become The infinite quiet and beautiful silver-white world. The high and low pine branches are holding big snowballs. When the sea breeze blows, they fall quietly to the ground or other branches.

2. In this snow-dance season, I have endless thoughts in silence, and the tiny hexagonal elves, fluttering in the shape of catkins, reed flowers, and butterflies, gaze intoxicatedly at the sparkling flowers. My dreams are immersed in it. Snow falls on the branches, on the eaves, and on various buildings, outlining the beautiful arcs of different scenery. Against the backdrop of the slightly dewed moonlight, it sparkles and blends into the hazy sight. If there is nothing, it is pure white.

3. The snowflakes are like cute snow elves, playing carefree in the ice and snow. The snow elves fell on the mountains and rivers and covered Brother Dashan with a white quilt. ; The snow elf landed on the big tree and put a flawless white hat on Grandpa Big Tree; the snow elf landed on the earth and gave Mother Earth a white carpet.

4. The soft little snowflakes fell down leisurely. Gradually, the small snowflakes became larger, thicker, and densely packed.

5. Funny poems about snow, please pray on your knees

Funny poems about snow include: Yong Xue, author Zhang Dayou, Tang Dynasty, there was an abstraction on the river, and a dark hole on the well.

Yellow dogs have white bodies, while white dogs have swollen bodies. Translation: The heavy snow dyed the entire country white, except for the well in front of the house, which turned into a black hole.

The yellow dog and the white dog were chasing each other in the snow. The yellow dog was dyed white. The white dog was covered in snow and seemed to be swollen.

The reason why the extended information author Zhang Oil became so famous that this type of poetry was called doggerel after him. There is also an anecdote: This winter, an official went to pay homage. As soon as I entered the ancestral hall, I saw a poem written on the whitewashed screen wall: "Snow is falling in the sky for six out of nine days, just like a beautiful girl descending from Qiong Yao. One day the sky will be clear, and those who use brooms will use brooms, and those who use spades will use spades." The official was furious and immediately ordered the people around him to identify the poet and punish him severely.

A master next to him reported: "My lord, there is no need to investigate. The person who wrote this kind of poem cannot be anyone else. It must be Zhang Dayou." The high official immediately ordered Zhang Dayou to be arrested.

After hearing the high official’s scolding, Zhang Dayou stepped forward, bowed his hands, and said unhurriedly: “Sir, I, Zhang Dayou, do like to write a few lines of poetry, but no matter how weak my ability is, I won’t be able to do it. How can you write this kind of poem?" When the adult heard this, he was very angry and decided to give it a try.

At that time, An Lushan was besieged by soldiers in Nanyang County, so he asked Zhang to write a poem on this topic. Zhang Dayou was not humble and blurted out: "A million thieves and soldiers are trapped in Nanyang." When the gentleman heard this, he said: "What a spirit, the sentence is unusual!" After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter, even this gentleman The high official also laughed and finally spared Zhang Zhangyou.

Zhang Dayou has become famous far and wide since then. The title of "doggerel" also spread like wildfire and has been passed down to this day.