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What did you observe in Shennongjia? What are they like?

You AE asked where we were going to witness each other. I was suddenly at a loss. I don't know where to witness. I thought about it, and suddenly I remembered 30 degrees north latitude. Speaking of 30 degrees north latitude, we have witnessed the pyramids, Bermuda Delta, Poyang Lake and so on, all of which are mysterious, and Shennongjia is also near 30 degrees north latitude. By the way, let's go to Shennongjia. To tell the truth, neither my son nor I have been to Shennongjia, and we haven't even seen the photos. We just heard about Shennongjia and Savage, but we know nothing about Shennongjia. Seize this special opportunity today and let Tian Yan's son show us around!

Bodhisattva arrived in Shennongjia instantly with her son. I hurriedly asked, "Have you arrived yet? What does Shennongjia look like? " I especially envy Tian Yan's son. He doesn't need to fly, take a bus or get tired of traveling. He can travel everywhere in an instant! My son told me softly, "Here we are. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are towering, the trees are shaded, the lakes and rivers are clear and transparent, and the blue sky and mountains and rivers together outline a beautiful landscape painting ... "

I asked, "Have you ever seen a savage?"

My son told me, "I saw it! They are very tall, two or three meters high. He has brown hair and two sharp tiger teeth in his mouth are exposed on both sides of his mouth. Some of them live in caves, some in thatched cottages and some in mud huts. They live happily. Some people are cooking, some are playing, some are shopping, and some others ... The coins used by savages are round coins, with figures on one side and a portrait of Shennong on the other. The market there is very lively, selling everything. Savages also eat meat, but not much. There are all kinds of snacks, such as roasted corn, spicy potato chips, triangle steamed buns and so on, too many. I also ate roasted corn, which was very sweet, and that spicy potato chip was better. They drink water from wooden cups ... "My son told me about delicious food while eating with relish. His mouth was still slurping, and he was immersed in delicious food. ...

I asked, "Where do these savages live?"

A: "It is not in the same dimension as us humans, so it is difficult for humans to see it. Some of them live in caves, some in thatched cottages, and some in houses made of mud. The things in the house, at first glance, are simple and ancient, but in fact, everything has an incredible purpose, and there are spells ... There are not only savages at the foot of the mountain, but also savages at the top of the mountain. The savages at the top of the mountain mainly live in thatched huts. They have tied up the whole mountain and kept outsiders out. "

Q: "Has anyone been to the cave where the savage lives?"

A: "Yes, but not ordinary people can go. If ordinary people enter caves, they are either killed by savages or disappear. Others will enter other places like time and space after entering the cave gate, because the savage will be enchanted near his home. "

Q: "Are savages like people?"

A: "They are human beings, but they are people before we humans appeared."

Q: "What line do savages belong to?"

A: "Human nature! But they can fly. "

Q: "Do savages live long?"

A: "Life expectancy is much longer than that of people today!"

Q: "Will savages get sick?"

Answer: "of course, but they won't die of illness, even if they are seriously ill, they will be fine in a day or two!" " "

Q: "Legend has it that there are unicorns, unicorns and white bears. In Shennongjia. Is it true? "

A: "It's true, there is! They are the pets of barbarians. Sometimes when you meet someone who wants to break into the enchantment, the unicorn beast will bite this person. "

Q: "There is a forest in Shennongjia. Some people say there are white monkeys, white bears, white snakes, white magpies, white crows and so on. Is this true? "

A: "It's true! White monkeys can see demons, no matter how powerful and disguised these monsters are, they can be seen when they are attached to people! And the white monkey will defeat these monsters! "

Q: "All the animals in the savage world have this ability, so isn't the savage more powerful?"

A: "Yes, many, many times stronger than modern humans!" " "

Q: "Is there a nine-headed bird there?"

Answer: "Yes, there are hydra, hydra and so on!"

Q: "Some people say that they have seen these in Shennongjia. Is it true? "

A: "Not true!"

Q: "What does the nine-headed bird look like?"

A: "There are nine heads, which look like a phoenix. Nine-headed female bird, purple and pink, with colorful wings. There is only one color on the male nine-headed bird. "

Q: "Why can't humans see them?"

Answer: "It is not a dimension with us."

Q: "Why did anyone see savage, white monkey, nine-headed bird and so on in ancient times?"

Answer: "Compared with modern people, the ancients ate less meat. The more meat and seafood humans eat, the less they can see, and the lower they are. "

Q: "At 30 degrees north latitude, only Shennongjia is beautiful and tree-lined. Why? "

A: "Shennongjia is special! Although it is beautiful, you can't live in this place unless you were born in Shennongjia. If someone must live there, they can only live for two years at most. "

Q: "I heard that Shennongjia has many valuable medicinal materials, really?"

Answer: "Really, but there are poisonous weeds!"

Q: "Is there anything strange about Shennongjia?"

A: "There is a book that can fly! Rotating in mid-air, recording the ancestors of savages! Savage is to learn the knowledge in this book! "

Q: "Is Shennong the image of a bull's head?"

A: "Yes!"

Q: "Is Shennongjia named after Shennongjia?"

Answer: "Shennong lived here, so I named this place Shennongjia!" " "

Q: "Is Shennong still in Shennongjia?"

A: "Yes!"

Q: "Is he still alive?"

Answer: "Yes, his body is dead, and his knowledge is still in Shennongjia!" "

Q: "So is the Yellow Emperor there?"

A: "Yes!"

Q: "Is the Shennong statue in Shennong Altar really like Shennong?"

A: "Yes, there are the most amazing books in it! There are crystals on the top and two corners of Shennongjia statue, and these three crystals contain qi and energy, which is the secret of Shennongjia's beauty! It is invisible to the naked eye! "

Q: "Can humans get in?"

A: "People can't get into places where books are kept. In fact, even if you go in, you can't see the book, you can only see the platform for putting the book! "

Q: "Can the savage go in?"

Answer: "Ordinary savages are not allowed to go in at will unless there are tokens!" " "

Q: "Shennongjia is at 30 degrees north latitude. What's so strange? "

A: "There are many, such as treasures, ancient books and so on! There is a hole in a river in Shennongjia. There is no water in the hole. There is a magical book in the hole. People can dive into the hole, but near the hole, the water is poisonous. People with serious karma will get seriously ill if they touch this water. Only people with very, very light karma can enter the cave and see the magic book. Books can only be read in the hole, not taken out. "

Q: "Is there a dragon king in the river?"

A: "Yes. But the dragon king is not always there. "

Q: "There is a swallow cave in Shennongjia. Did you see it? "

A: "Yes, there are many swallows in the cave. There are also many double-headed swallows and nine-headed swallows. Only humans can't see these swallows, only ordinary swallows. Those two-headed swallows can breathe fire. "

Q: "There is an ice cave in Shennongjia. Have you seen it? What's inside? "

A: "I saw it! There are ice shrimps in it! Ordinary people still can't see it. If a yogi eats this cold shrimp, he can increase his skill for thousands of years! There are spiders, deer, ice bears and so on in ice silkworm and ice silkworm. The spiders in ice silkworm are blue. Spider silk is ice-like silk with frost. With a wisp of hand, the hand is covered with frost. Under the sunshine, it is colorful. That deer is also very beautiful. It is blue all over, dark blue at its feet and light blue at its two corners. It has two small snowflakes on its head and a small snowflake on its chest. The deer can emit blue aurora, which is his attack weapon and his magic. He can sweep it with this light and turn it into a house. The northern ice bear here is also all white, but there is a large snowflake floating on its head. This is his little dart. If there is someone in front, the small darts will hit people. When you hit the open space, it becomes a igloo. "

Q: "Yuqian Cave in Shennongjia, where fish thunder, go and see what's new there?"

A: "There are thunderfish there! At first, four pieces of lightning fell from the sky at the same time, just hitting a fish. Then the fish sank to the bottom of the water, and then a lot of lightning hit the water. In this way, the first thunderfish was born ... Thunderfish can swim freely in lightning at a very fast speed. If two thunderfish collide, electricity will be generated! Thunderfish can attack enemies with lightning. There is also a golden hedgehog in Yuqian cave, which is the pet of a savage in the cave, and this savage is the owner of this cave! The thorn behind the hedgehog is poisonous and an attack weapon! "

After watching the Qianyu Cave, my son told me mysteriously: "In Shennongjia, flying saucers often appear and fly very fast. With the naked eye, you may only see a shadow that passes by. " These aliens and savages built a passage to the black hole in Shennongjia. "

Q: "Does Shennongjia have energy?"

A: "Yes!"

Q: "Is Shennongjia big?"

A: "The Shennongjia seen by the eye is unique, much bigger than what the naked eye sees!"

Q: What else did you see? "

Answer: "I also saw a hole with many lotus flowers in it." If someone cooks and drinks the lotus, they will get pregnant soon! Humans haven't found this place yet! There is another tree in Shennongjia. There is a watery substance on the tree, which absorbs the essence of day and night. If someone drinks this water, practice will be better and magic will be enhanced! There is also an iron tower in Shennongjia, about two stories high, with a crystal at the top that glows. This tower and the statue of Shennong on Shennong altar protect Shennongjia! "

Time, the trip to Shennongjia is over! Of course, the magic of Shennongjia goes far beyond this! When the son described it, he was still unfinished. Thanksgiving bodhisattva! Thank you AE!