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You are the one I can't afford to offend. How to answer the latter humor?

1. I think you can't afford this thing because you don't have strong self-confidence. As long as you make your heart strong, this thing can always be done.

2. I don't want to provoke myself if I feel that I can't afford it. Sometimes I don't have strong beliefs. As long as you have a firm belief, one day you will make yourself the strongest person.