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I'll meet something better in the future.

Your face is so light that no one knows how tight your teeth are. You smile mercilessly, and no one knows that you can only cry silently. You have to work very hard to make people think that you are effortless. Take a time when you can touch yourself, and then all the years you want will be returned to you. -Dedicated to you who are struggling.

Working hard in a foreign land, I feel hard, I can stand loneliness, no one gives me an umbrella when it rains, and no one says that I don't know myself until I finish the four seasons. However, many people, like you, can only be prosperous if they can stand loneliness. Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle. -for you who are struggling in a foreign land.

The so-called confusion is that talent is not worthy of dreams: big things can't be done, and small things can't be done; Don't want to do what you are doing, just want to do what you are doing. But you should know that if you refuse to do small things, it's not your turn to do big things. When you can stand up after a fall, you should learn to be down to earth. -Yeah, you're confused.

Every year, it is said that "it is the most difficult in history", and the most difficult thing is actually to find the one that suits you best; Although the aura of famous schools and grade points is extra points, the "ordinary youth" who are excellent enough can still counterattack; Starting salary is of course important, and the matching degree between major and post is more important; Job hunting is a process of constantly adjusting the gap between reality and ideal. -For you who are looking for a job.

Life will grow three times: the first time is to find that you are not the center of the world; The second time is to find that no matter how hard you try, there are still some things that people can't do; The third time is when I know that there may be something I can't do, but I will try my best to fight for it. -A little frustrated with you.

Good love makes you see the world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person. You don't have to live and fall in love because of loneliness, but believe that what belongs to you will always come. Wait patiently and try to make yourself richer and stronger. Don't be afraid, years have plenty of time for you to meet better people. -Here's to waiting for love.

You always leave your dreams in the future, for the next trip, for what you want to do in the future, and then at that point in time that should be the future, you are suddenly defeated by no time. All excuses are just excuses for procrastination and laziness. There is no such thing as wasting time. The only thing you waste is yourself. -It's been a serious delay for you.

What a gorgeous sentence, others have temperament, and you have impurities.

1. Don't call me indigenous, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it national.

You said you were cold, and I was colder than you.

The classroom is where the living stay. If it is too noisy, you can go to the morgue!

I also hope to watch the sea at home one day.

What's yours is yours, and it's either yours or mine.

6. There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

7. Oh, you are dragging like Wu Dalang's wife.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

9. But gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

10. A shocking classic quotation-you said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

1 1. A cigarette a day makes China strong.

12. Nothing is wrong, nothing is money.

13. You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.

14. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

15. There are so many puppies in the street that I can't find you.

16. Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

17. Don't scare me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

18. Sister wears tights not to show her figure, but to prevent thieves.

19. Don't treat yourself badly or take advantage of others.

20. Others have temperament, and you have impurities.

2 1. The complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Could it be that girls use Dabao?

22. lower the national flag and raise me.

23. With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

24. Sometimes, if a person pretends to be beautiful, even the city walls will be ashamed.

25. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If it doesn't work, it must be changed.

26. Marble insoles are shameless.

27. If one day the clown cries, do you think he is joking?

28. A diaper that can fight floods is really wet!

29. Women are sexy, not coquettish. Ours is romantic, not wrong.

30. Look at the back and be fascinated by thousands of troops. Look at the face and scare off millions of soldiers.

3 1. Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead.

In today's society, toilet water can be used as tap water.

Good-looking funny mood phrases others have temperament, but you have impurities.

1 is yours or mine.

Others have temperament, and you have impurities.

The complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it that girls use Dabao?

Lower the national flag and lift me up.

With a block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

Sometimes, if people are complacent, even the city walls will be ashamed.

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, must be replaced if it fails.

Marble insoles, shameless feet

If one day the clown cries, you won't think he is joking.

10 The classroom is where the living stay. If it is too noisy, you can go to the morgue!

1 1 The diapers that can fight floods are really wet!

12 women are sexy, not coquettish; Ours is romantic, that's right.

13 I also hope to see the sea at my doorstep one day.

14 look at the back and fascinate a thousand troops. Look at the face and scare off a million soldiers.

15 Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead.

16 In today's society, toilet water can be used as tap water.

17 still feel lovelorn and strong.

18 ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.

19 is compulsory education, which has occupied my youth.

But gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

2 1 stirring classic quotations-you said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

A cigarette a day makes China strong. /

What's the matter with you? There is nothing wrong with you.

Don't call me aborigine, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it nation.

You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

There are so many puppies on 27th Street, but I still can't find you.

Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

You said you were cold, and I was colder than you.

3 1 Sister wears tights not to show her figure, but to prevent thieves.

You can't treat yourself badly, and you can't take advantage of others.

Only by enriching your life and becoming a better person can you meet better people.

First, your determination to remain silent is firm enough. Every high-profile oath and endless emphasis is just a bluff. If you really want to give up someone and start a new journey, then you are silent and forbearing. That unforgettable feeling will make you want to say nothing, let people know and listen to anyone's response.

Secondly, sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

Third, true freedom is not to do whatever you want, but to do nothing if you don't want to do anything.

Fourth, don't be sad, the world is like this, no matter where you go, there are always unpleasant things.

Maybe you are not untouched, nor impossible, but there is no fate, and love is deep and shallow. Who did you meet at your most beautiful time? When you love someone deeply, who is by your side? How much time did love give you, meeting and parting, choosing and regretting?

6. How many people remember their dreams and will leave an unoccupied position for them in the prosperity and nothingness of the material?

Seven, a person can't have many friends. The so-called friends all over the world are either poetic exaggeration or shallow conceit. Socialists often boast that they have many friends. In fact, they all know in their hearts that friendship is by no means the dominant factor in the social field, but fashion, interest or boredom. True friendship is not noisy.

Eight, a lot of times, I clearly don't think like that in my heart, but I can't help saying the opposite.

Nine, in life, some people can make you smile even if they are not around you, which is really good.

Ten, when things happen, we must think of others, first of all, we must think of ourselves.

Eleven, old youth, lost years, do not forget our friendship, lifelong friends.

12. Success requires cost, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.

Thirteen, in this world, some things can't be carved with stones. In our hearts, there is a place that can't be locked, and that place is called hope.

Fourteen, if you are a fish, don't be obsessed with the sky; If you are a bird, don't be infatuated with the ocean.

15, the boundary between people can only be divided into one-sided Guang Chen and one or two worlds. What can be said is not the deepest loneliness.

Sixteen, no one came to this world to love you, others have never been the center of their own lives, enrich their lives, become better people, meet better people.

17. If you think too much about one thing, you often can't do it. Take one concrete action every day, and you will get closer and closer to your goal.

Eighteen, where there is, there will be flowers. Don't forget to smell because you are sad.

Nineteen, like a flower, no matter where you are, no matter what the surrounding environment is, you still bloom your own beauty and wonderful life.

Twenty, no scars that will not fade, no wounds that will not heal; There is no despair that will not stop.

The most frustrating thing in a relationship is not quarreling or cold war, but pretending not to care when you clearly like it. Love is always associated with self-esteem. But self-esteem is not a condescending gesture, but being honest with yourself. People all over the world are used to playing a disdainful Leng Yan. The better the acting, the farther away from happiness. Don't hide too deep, happiness won't find you.

22. Behind everyone's favorite song, there is an unknown story.

23. Good love makes you continue to be yourself, but it makes you long to be a better person.

Twenty-four, people who can't get what they want show that they are not suitable for you. Even if we are together, we will leave you sooner or later. Turn over in the middle of the night and be lonely in the crowd. A blow against fate finally squeezed into this man's life, only to find that a scar can't be comforted by a few words, and he still went his own way. Together, not together, what's the difference.

Twenty-five, don't wake up the person hidden in the bottom of my heart, because that's where ta should stay. You think you evoke beauty, but for you, you evoke magic.

Twenty-six, everyone will meet someone who can't be together in his life. Many times, we feel that it is an irresistible strong love, and finally experienced grief and separation, thinking that life is regrettable. Time has passed, a few years have passed, and looking back at those absurd years, I should be grateful for the last choice, because I began to understand that people who couldn't be together at the beginning were actually wrong people.

Twenty-seven, people have two ways to go, one is to go, the other is to go, you must take the beautiful road you want to go, in order to take the road you want to go.

28. Melancholy is because you are incompetent, worry is because your desires are not satisfied, and grumpy is a sign of cowardice.

Happiness is health plus bad memories.