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Write a provocative sentence in a circle of friends.

1. No one sheltered me from the wind and rain, but I propped up a sky by myself. Don't always take care of yourself. It's hard for anyone alive.

Don't feel a little beautiful. Boys like you, I see one loving the other.

I really advise you not to stay up late. I have a friend who stayed up all night.

I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

As cool as the wind, as wild as a dog, not cute, but also free.

I can stay up late. I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.

7. What kind of mobile phone can I buy to receive messages from boys?

You can't hide your love for someone. Even if you hide in the closet, your husband will still find you.

Today, I teach chasing girls online. I can teach you anything, but I can't be your girlfriend.

Putting a sense of security on others is the most unsafe.

1 1. If you join hands with Whitehead, thank you for understanding me; If you go your separate ways, thank you

12. Now that college students are full, I want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend. And I am awesome, and I can't eat enough.

I just burned my tongue after eating noodles. It hurts. Is anyone's abdominal muscles ice?

14, the meteor shower is coming again, and it also brings something, which is called happiness!

15. the status quo of many people: they have not even talked about serious love, and they have begun to urge marriage.

16. The handsome one is called Xuedi, and the beautiful one is called Xin.

17. It hurts to touch your face. Sure enough, are all roses prickly?

18. Every rational and calm present has a stupid and naive past.

19. If you tread two boats, you will capsize sooner or later. You can't walk through ten thousand boats.

Your eyes are like stars, supporting the night to illuminate my life.

This is King's Canyon, where I was scolded. Welcome to my world, the powerful wild king.

22. I am a glass cleaner in a circle of friends, so I am in a circle of friends every day.

23. I will always be single, proving that men are useless, but if I am handsome, I am sorry, I am useless.

24. I heard that playing mobile phone for 8 hours in a row will lead to sudden death. I have been playing for 7 hours and 59 seconds. Will it?

25. The data age is the last second. After WeChat laughed, Taobao recommended me a coffin the next second.

26. I won't be nice to everyone. Everyone knows the truth of changing people's hearts.

I can't believe you didn't reply to my message. You are too procrastinating. I like you better.

I just want to have your smile in my world, forever.

I insist not to deserve it, but to make you believe in love.

30. Late at night, talk about topics between adults. When will you go to work tomorrow?

3 1. I don't know what circle you are in. I have dark circles under my eyes anyway.

32. If I disappear, will you come to me? Even if it's just a question, where is Jackson's girlfriend?

Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so I order a midnight snack every time I go to bed late.

After all, we are still strangers, perhaps because we are used to being away from each other.

35. I couldn't sleep at night, got up too late during the day and regretted not going to bed early yesterday.

This is the night when I stay up late to make up my homework. Welcome to my desk, Crazy Student Party.

Last year, my height was only 155, and this year it is 175. Because I learned from you that cpdd has a 10 cuckold husband.

38. I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes. Wait, I have a lot of jokes.

39. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look interesting.

In this world, too many people can only meet once, and too many flowers can only bloom once.