Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - The rent has been paid.

The rent has been paid.

1, the house is rented and life is rented.

2. If you cry, rent a house.

3. Going to work is to make money for the landlord.

4, the rent that can't be paid, the takeaway that can't be eaten.

My value has gone up again, living in such an expensive house.

6. The most valuable property before marriage is freedom.

7. I paid the rent and ate instant noodles for two weeks.

8. The heartache of rent is not a moment, but a normal state.

9. My pocket is cleaner than my face again!

10, lack of money can be seen from a distance.

1 1. I regard money as dirt and the landlord as a septic tank.

12. It is said that if a person has no money, he can't be predestined friends.

13. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

14, if you have money, you will lose. If you have no money, you will worship God.

15, a group of dogs around you are rich, and it is difficult to move without money.

16. Money in hand is a tool to keep freedom.

17, once a month, so punctual every month.

18. The landlord urged me to pay the rent again. I want to sleep on the road.

19, who says you can't have your cake and eat it, but poverty and rent can.

20. You all make way and block my northwest wind.

2 1, it's been half a year, and the rent can hardly be paid.

22. Hard-earned hard-earned money has turned into money for people to repay their mortgages.

23. Beijing struggled to be 30 years old and finally could not afford the rent.

24. Just paid the rent! I really want to rob a bank at once.

25. Happiness is treading on thin ice, but pain goes hand in hand.

26. I decided to have breakfast every day, even though I didn't bring any money!

27. If I am rich, it means that I have a lot of loans.

28. When Qian stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

29. Open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

Don't take money too seriously Actually, one card is enough.

3 1, making friends never cares whether he is poor or not, anyway, he is not as poor as me.

No matter how big the city is and how many houses there are, there is no place for me.

33. The original landlord, now the owner, just changed his name.

I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I have no money.

35. We are worlds apart, but I am not wicked for lack of money.

36. I sprained my ankle while sitting on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me!

37. The truly rich are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

38, so hard, the biggest fear is that in the end, just crying in another place.

39. Clothes you haven't worn for a long time feel rich.

40. I can wait to get married. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!