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With the rapid improvement of the competitive level of modern football, the cultivation of young reserve talents has become the strategic focus of competition in various countries. The following is the football commentary I compiled for you. I hope you like it.

The first football review: China football, the wolf is coming.

In the 2006 World Cup in Germany, when the Japanese team 1: 3 lost to the Australian team, this new member of the AFC made China football really feel: Wolf is coming! In addition to Hiddink's slightly magical tactics, the Australian team's good skills, strength, speed, height and overall cooperation are also refreshing. Moreover, it is undoubtedly a nightmare for China football, which has not found a place in Asian football and wants to catch the World Cup train. It is reported that China will definitely be excluded from the Asian regional qualifiers of the next South African World Cup due to its failure to qualify for the German World Cup. This means that in the qualifiers, China is likely to meet one of the teams from South Korea, Japan, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Australia. In the era of absolute monarchs in South China and Japan, Korean football has been tortured beyond recognition, and now there is an Australian wolf. You can imagine what kind of situation China will face in the future.

Fortunately, the hearts of China fans have experienced many trials and tribulations. In the face of this situation, everyone can accept it calmly. Since we can lose to Hong Kong, Bahrain and Yemen, we can lose to Australia again. At least he was 16 before the World Cup. Japan can lose, so why can't we lose? Besides, didn't we lose to New Zealand?

Recently, I heard that the China Football Association has started to implement it? Preparing for the 20 10 World Cup? My plan can't help but make me feel a little cold in autumn, and goose bumps are scattered all over the floor. Flowers still bloom every year, but they are different every year. Besides finding another foreign coach, besides? Afraid of Korea? (Do not rule out the future? Afraid of Australia? Apart from telling the story of China's incompetence once again, and hurting China fans once again, he has been heartbroken for thousands of times? I really can't find any other meaning in this plan.

But then again. Who will hurt their children if they don't hurt themselves? Who let me be born in China? Who let me have a five-star red flag in my heart and sing march of the volunteers in my mouth? When the wolf comes, we must fight. After being helpless, I can only say one thing: Come on, men of the China team, let's lose even worse!

Football in China? Prepare for the 20 10 World Cup in South Africa, the great world famous? Going to Japan? .

Football Review Part II: Who wrote the black sheep when China was away from football?

Despite last year's 1 65438+1October 27th, Niu Niu wrote a post "Top Ten Reasons for China Football Team's Difficulty in qualifying-a post with reporter Liu" (see annex1). But Niu Niu is from China after all, and she still hopes that God can help the country with the largest population and the most bitter fans in the world. Although Niu Niu wrote the post "The appeasement policy of China Football Association went bankrupt after the release of Liu Jianhong fever" (see Annex 2) on February 6, last year, she still hoped? How bold people are and how productive the land is? How hard it is for the fans to breathe; Even after the first match between China and Australia ended on March 26th this year, Niu Niu wrote "Is the battle over?" Yes, but Niu Niu still believes that she is? Drunk? After talking nonsense; However, today, in the eyes of fans. Liberation day? But it's time to curse: who is to blame for unfilial? Why does China football always make fans pay the bill?

Some people say it is a system problem! Because China football has been ruled by amateurs since it was read in Weiss; (Zhang Jilong, the self-appointed director, and the effective farmers who can be the director were cleaned-Niu Niu's note); Some people say it's dual-core chaos! Because the separation of responsibilities is bound to be scattered, distracted and distracted; (Five teams in five games-Niu Niu's note) Some people say that the national football team still stays? Would you rather have socialist grass than capitalist seedlings? In that era when politics was in command (slogan was loud, poetic, determination was shocking, and there were many fantasies-Niu Niu's note), Niu Niu only felt that the Football Association was hateful-why did he always fight for power and profit? The Football Association is ridiculous-three victories is the best team; The Football Association is hateful-always let the fans? Lao tze? Swallow bitter wine, all the time? Tian Xin doesn't hurt.

You have a god on your head! Judge right and wrong! Merits and demerits are different! The reason has its own history? At this point, Niu Niu is really heartbroken and really angry! It's really hard! Really speechless!

Beijing time123: 00 on October 25th,110 South Africa World Cup Asian qualifiers were finally announced in Bande, South Africa. Wei Jia, the former World Footballer of the Year, was caught by the black hand. In 2005, the champion of the top four in East Asia (China) was on a par with the champion of Oceania (Australia), the champion of the 2006 Asian Games (Qatar) and the champion of the 2007 Asian Cup (Iraq). Champion? Also a death squad.

The whole country is arguing these two days. There are two main opinions on the future prediction of China team: one is that it is difficult to qualify, and the other is that it is ugly to die; For this reason, the host of the famous football commentator "Football Night" wrote the article "Where is the Road" in his blog and commented on the China team? Difficult to qualify? Prophecy. Only two hours after the post was posted, about 60,000 people clicked to express their opinions. Niu Niu followed suit for this reason.

2007165438+126 October 20. 49:

? Hello, brother Jian Hong! ? It's hard for China to qualify? This is your boldest and most insightful prediction recently! Niu Niu thought, you must have weighed its weight in your mind before, maybe you will not accept your prediction in your heart; Of course, this is just a prediction that China fans are emotionally unwilling to accept, not the final fate; I support your prediction, although I don't want it to be another pain in my heart?

It is difficult for China to qualify. I think there are several factors:

1, China Football Association is arrogant and Q; China Football Association is as backward and bureaucratic as China Football and has never won? Outpost war? As an important part of strategic offensive; This time, he also disdained football diplomacy, and even said naively and foolishly? Without the hand of God, we are weak, and without diplomacy, we will become a weak country.

2. Football in China has always been arrogant, always overestimating itself and treating itself as a strong team. At present, some people are saying that the new champion is not good, kangaroo and I are equally respected;

3. The accustomed players are always in the nest. They always think that Lao Tzu is the best in the world. Don't say that few people know how wonderful the outside world is. You ask them how many people watch the five major leagues besides picking up girls and drinking during the break.

4. The foundation of football in China is too weak, and the number of registered players is the lowest in history. At present, domestic players are also the most uneven in the same period of history. Without good seeds, how can there be towering trees?

5, poor record, in the same group of teams, if the China team is the weakest, it is a bit exaggerated, but it is said that it is most necessary to beat others, and no one will object; In recent years, the above-mentioned teams have almost no assurance of absolute victory;

6. Mental illness is an old problem of China team; Fear before the war, too many thoughts, disunity on the field and weak tactical discipline all seem to have a relatively independent side, but on the whole they reflect psychological instability and anxiety;

7. The lag of pre-war preparation, short time, little information and backward scientific research methods made China lose the initiative before the war;

8, put the treasure at home, gambling-style battles never have a happy ending; Imagine what home advantage there is under the circumstances of weak diplomacy, psychological instability and poor intelligence.

9. The foreign teacher seems to be the same person, but Fu Shuai is not a person who sticks to his head and ears. Once Fu Shuai and Du Shuai disagree on major issues such as tactics and personnel, China football will suffer;

10, China football has never had its own style, a team with no style and characteristics, a team with no overall awareness and high literacy, and a team with no strict discipline and spiritual leaders. How can we win this battle? The core is zz, but he is not a leader; The core has a big head, but it is also difficult for him to convince the public; A formed team depends on time and running-in. Does China have a stable basic lineup? How many main players are there for more than three years? Leaders depend not only on their ability but also on their charm, but does China have any candidates and time to work together?

To sum up, we are still outsiders in the top ten Asian competitions, and we are still spectators in the World Cup in South Africa; Because we lost in the system, lost in the mechanism, lost in the establishment, lost in these spoiled players; Looking into the future, it may be possible that Xu Genbao grabbed the doll himself, but please don't make the same mistake?

The media has a great responsibility. Are you a discoverer, an inspiration or a grave digger?

Liu Jianhong, the host of Football Night, published an article entitled "Bankruptcy of appeasement policy" on Sohu. Please call 2007- 12-05. His main points are as follows:

1, the release of the latest schedule has pushed some people's appeasement policy to a dead end. In June next year, there are only two possible outcomes for football in China: China is alive or China is dead.

This is definitely a special moment. If China's football has given the people of the whole country a bad year, the people of the whole country may not let China's football celebrate the New Year.

Not only that, by that time, it can be expected that someone will leave with Dewey and Folado.

When he was a guest in Football Night, Li Ming once said that the national team needs at least 40 days to prepare for the top 20 matches. Now, it's time to wait for no one.

After reading it, Niu Niu made the following explanatory posts:

? Jian Hong's new work, the point of view is still so sharp, you are still fighting! Are you an optimist or a bartender? Lenovo? On the other hand, although you just make a sound, there are millions of fans behind you supporting the home front. Brother, dare you say?

One of your opinions is whether to hold a celebration or memorial service for the national football team on the eve of the Olympic Games. This problem should be basically not a problem; My view is not that I don't want China football to be good, but that I don't want the long-standing problems to be covered up again because of the qualification of the national football team;

The second point of your opinion is about China New Year. I'd rather put? Chinese New Year? After 2008, Niu Niu thought that 2008 was a year of football revolution in China, but the goal of the revolution was the same as last time. Seven gentlemen mutiny? Not the same; Judging from the event that the Dragon King drove away Brother Long and suddenly slaughtered the old minister at the end of the year, it should be foreseeable how fierce the revolution and counterattack would be; It's time to change the life of China's current Football Association;

The third point of your opinion, Shuai Shuai has been laid off; Fu Shuai was originally temporary? Little babysitter? No one thinks that making cakes can transform you into a chef (Myanmar); From the current point of view, Du Shuai, except for a dissatisfied housewife who complains all day, or an old woman who often competes with her daughter-in-law, is not as glamorous as when she first came. Speaking of selecting and using coaches, why not? White wizard? So the result of the revolution must also be implicated in Du Fu's second handsome?

Your fourth opinion is a matter of time; In fact, you only calculate a date of war; Niu Niu felt that the time given to the China Football Association was as much as the time they wasted. It is these people who delayed the fighter plane, humiliated China football, resented the fans and belittled the status of China football; If nothing else, from the comparison of the reaction speed and punishment of the Korean Football Association's handling of the Kelvin Cui incident and the handling of Li Yunzai and others not long ago, who would have expected that the current Football Association has neither excellent diplomatic art nor basic football rules or professional knowledge? Rebecca period? What brilliant things have the political offensive bureaucrats done?

In an instant, God generously gave us life; With a wave of our hand, we squandered our luck that we never dared to think of. Who should we blame? So the battle is over?

In this campaign, we lost not only 3 points, but also opportunities; Because I could have got 3 points but wasted a rare opportunity; Therefore, we lose not only luck, but also vitality; Because we could have chosen luck and opportunity; The turning point of the death group was over, and China team once again killed the luck that could have been an opportunity with its innate strength?

Before the game, almost all the fans fantasized that we could take advantage of the luck at home on the plateau and get a chance to sneak up on 3 points; Almost all the media are also using it? Conformity? Such a clamor about how we can meet lucky opportunities; Almost all players are using it? Together? Atmosphere, how to express the determination to catch mice on the plateau and ignore your height, physical confrontation is at a disadvantage, and technical and tactical literacy is slightly inferior to the status quo?

In fact, no matter the people in the industry who eat football or the media, they all know that opportunity and luck are won by strength; With strength, you can survive without luck. When you don't have the strength to win, even if God gives you luck and a chance to win, you will still squander your hard-won luck. It seems that opportunity is actually the key to the problem. Australians seized the opportunity and won their luck. The sino-Australian war and the situation of the group confirmed this point?

At present, according to the strength of the China team, they can play several vigorous games in the group stage, which can make their opponents respect you and even be afraid of you. Then, although they are still alive, it is not in vain to walk in the World Cup in South Africa. But the greatness of life and the glory of death also need strength, otherwise the heroic opportunity and Universiade are not on your side?

As early as last June165438+1October, when the China team drew lots, Mr. Liu's reporter said? Ten reasons why it is difficult for China to qualify? ; Is it not that Niu Niu wants to be ambitious and undermine her prestige, or that Niu Niu is here? Crow? The mouth is uncertain before it is old; Nor is it to do things that are close to each other before the schedule is completed; Is it really predicted from the strength of the national football team?

So, if we can from now on, less personnel, more ball; If from now on there is less fantasy and more reality; If from now on, fight less with the big ones and more with the dolls. Maybe in the next World Cup qualifiers, China will really play a little instead of? Catch? The luck of going out and the opportunity to replace the host?

Football Review Part III: Football and Stock Market in Masturbation

It is actually very painful or boring for people to go through the process when they know that the result is very helpless, and then they are even more shameless to comfort themselves.

Under the atmosphere of the European Cup, I didn't intend to mention the China Men's Football Team again, but people's weaknesses are always indelible. In the already fragile feelings of loving the China men's soccer team, I reluctantly saw the so-called Tianjin. Water droplets? On the court? Credit card? The battle of.

There is really nothing to say about the process and results during the period. Water droplets? Fly, but never cry with joy? Credit card? No, I painted the last dignity of China Men's Football Team.

The problem is that when Li Dayan, Huang Jianxiang and many fans have predicted the good results, the most immoral teacher Ma masturbates with his usual swing and beard style. This boredom of masturbating while watching the radio is despised by everyone.

However, we must not scold Mr. Ma for this. It is understandable that people write something helpless and shameless for their work, because the leaders of the Football Association who are supported by him may be more surprising than him.

For the next two games, Mr. Xie said at that time:? Fight for honor and for the people in the disaster area. ? God, with this method and mental outlook like playing games and gambling? ! Please don't insult the people in the disaster area, okay? Thank you, please!

It doesn't matter who makes the decision to change the lineup frequently. The coach problem of China team is actually not a coach problem, but a widely criticized problem of deciding the coach's candidate and authority. If this problem is not fundamentally solved, no matter who will be the head coach of China, the result will be the same, but the head coach will always be? A scapegoat? That's all.

According to Teacher Ma, are our national football players passing by? Enlighten? ,? At the dinner table, the players could not see the first depression after winning the China Cup, and everyone began to calculate the possibility of the national team qualifying? , followed by the horse's pure masturbation-style flawed number game! Please, Mr. Ma, can you stop being so boring!

With the active cooperation of Teacher Ma, Teacher Xie then described the wonderful performances of the contestants. I feel that you are all very lovely people. Because after yesterday's game, you all felt hopeless, but at lunch today, I saw that you were all so active in counting points. You have all experienced ups and downs since childhood, and you have all paid your youth for it, so that you can enter this highest-level team. You cannot choose to live, but you can choose to die. In the face of the current situation, if we can win two consecutive victories, it is probably the best national team in history; Even if you don't qualify in the end, as long as you are energetic, the fans will not be dissatisfied with you. ?

? If you can win two games in a row, it will probably be the best national team ever? God, it's too bad it's not enough. It should be:? If we win, if all our opponents lose, we will become world champions! ?

After the national football team lost to Qatar, General Manager Xie said excitedly when answering a reporter's question. Who said I was sad? You tell me. Do you want to fuck me?

Yes, why should I be sad? The leaders of China Men's Football Team have good self-restraint! Yes, why are you sad? If you want to be sad, you won't get into this position. Why are you sad? Last time it was flat, maybe nothing happened for stability. Two foreigners will not be responsible for what happened in China. Life goes on.

The president of the Football Association is not sad that the national team lost the game, which fully reflects how broad-minded and poetic it is! This has been reflected from the fact that Mr. Xie is always willing to recite poems at mobilization meetings. There is no need for entertainment reporters to go? Fuck? Of course, it still needs to be carefully formulated by Kyrgyzstan.

I really don't understand why the Olympic strategy also includes the terminally ill China men's soccer team. If we can give China a full card at the Olympic Games, it may add some weight to the achievements of the officials in charge, but it is really incomprehensible that the decadent China men's soccer team has been given such a lofty and impossible task.

Therefore, in the face of the national team facing the World Cup qualifiers, the Olympic team shoulders the heavy responsibility of winning glory for the country at the Beijing Olympic Games, and how to coordinate the relationship between them has become a puzzling problem. China Football Association, with its consistent muddling along, patted the forehead and chose Folado as the national team? Executive head coach? , let Dewey on a par, too China, too distinctive.

? I really hope that the next time I write about China Men's Football Team, the master can make people see comfort instead of masturbation.

1000 shares crash? Not really, because we have a good foundation.

Is a drop of more than 250 points a crash? Not exactly, because we have a good policy.

Please don't make up anything boring. Structural inflation? The definition of inflation is very accurate. China has "expanded" into what it is now, so it depends on the wallet, whether it is your own or collective.

Please don't judge that China's economy is still good. The market and life have made people feel the actual effect. What GDP, CPI, stock market and property market, all inferences and statistics actually lag behind the actual economic situation. Is our economy really that healthy?

Please don't be wary of ups and downs, because ups and downs have been stopped by victory, whether subjective or unintentional.

Tight money-enterprises cut production-demand exceeds supply-soaring prices-tight money? There seems to be something wrong with this logic.

In fact, raising the deposit reserve ratio may have an effect on curbing real estate, but it has no effect on CPI at all, because CPI is mainly composed of food prices and pork prices play a key role. The higher the deposit reserve ratio, the higher the CPI, which is already in direct proportion. It's no use copying from books. We should go down and investigate. It may be a bit ridiculous that pork prices will come down when the deposit reserve ratio is raised. Enterprises have to refinance if they can't get loans, which is contrary to the monetary tightening policy.

Is there really a flood of money? You can look at the cash chain of listed companies. At present, it is extremely difficult for SMEs to get loans. Raising the rolling reserve is absolutely negative, which objectively suppresses the stock market and enterprises. If this goes on, the unemployment rate may hit a record high, social contradictions will be aroused again, college students' unemployment will be inevitable, and wage arrears and migrant workers' unemployment will hit a new high? It won't be a sensational assumption.

Experts have said that the rise in prices, especially CPI, is caused by three factors: first, the excessive currency circulation, second, the contradiction between supply and demand, and third, the sharp rise in the wages of cadres and workers in government agencies, enterprises and institutions, which makes individual industrial and commercial households selling pork, vegetables and other foods increase their income. So what is the truth?

American subprime mortgage needs us to pay the bill, European depression needs us to pay the bill, and now Vietnam's current inflation also needs us to pay the bill? Think again about the Asian financial crisis. Whenever our rich and poor neighbors are in trouble, we can always stand up and take the lead, or be a big country?

Regrettably, at present, the relevant parties have been struggling to cope with the stock market risks, but they lack deep reflection on the creation of warrants, the positioning of funds and the distribution of interests of various shareholders? Reducing the transaction scale with a one-size-fits-all model suspected of breaking the law is undoubtedly a fight against poison.

The attractiveness of the stock market has declined. No matter from the stock index or trading volume, this market, which was still hot a year ago, has actually become an abandoned market.

What happened in China stock market? Anti-market behavior is getting worse. It was abandoned by the market because it was loved by the administrative authorities. The stock market is plagued by fake market and anti-market.

It is extremely incomprehensible that large-cap stocks are listed by special approval. Is this marketization? What is disturbing is that China Railway Construction Co., Ltd., china state construction engineering corporation and other large-cap stock companies are specially listed, and it is very illegal to do special things for qualified corporate financing and refinancing of listed companies in disaster areas. Sangong? Principle.

In the long run, if China's capital market wants to accommodate global funds, it must increase listing resources. However, special lists violate two principles. First, the rules of the game market make the seriousness of the rules disappear; Second, the capital market has become a blood transfusion channel for large state-owned holding enterprises, which cannot play the role of market-oriented screening, resulting in domestic investors becoming the first victims.

No one will object that the capacity of China's capital market should be expanded for long-term strategic considerations, and investors will not say anything about the goodwill of relevant parties in disaster relief? No? Words, but the market is the market, public welfare is public welfare, and the boundary between the two cannot be confused. The result of granting financing privileges to relevant companies is to continue to lay mines for relevant parties.

What is more anti-market and pseudo-market is the warrant market. Worried about the doomsday madness of China Southern put warrants, they began to restrict trading.

The same is true in the non-lifting of the ban. Relevant parties saw the impact of non-lifting of the ban on the market, so they took restrictive measures, not to mention such measures to restrict sales. Relevant parties can continue to release pressure on the secondary market through the commodity trading system. More importantly, it has never been put on the agenda to analyze the non-risk beneficiaries of rat warehouses and restrict them from reaping huge profits in the name of marketization.

In the discussion of whether to rescue the market, in the discussion of the rationality of warrant creation, and in the dispute over whether to limit the size of the ban, relevant parties and some economists always defend the behavior of plundering retail investors in the name of marketization. They turn a blind eye to pseudo-marketization. In fact, the dispute over warrants never started today. A series of data show that warrants trading is unfair and irrational, but warrants continue to be popular in the name of financial innovation. It was not until the situation got out of control that the transaction was banned in an illegal way.

Whether our mental and physical health is very healthy can be solved not only by touching our heads (making sure to put on our hats), but also by looking at our bottoms (making sure to sit well). At least we should stop by and see it.

? I really hope that the next time I write about the China stock market, the master can make people see comfort instead of masturbation.

The above is my football commentary for you, I hope it will help you!