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About how annoying homework is and how I don’t want to do it. Signature

1. How bold you are, how late your homework is.

2. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers.

3. What is measured in the exam is not the score, but the signal of China Mobile.

4. Actually, I only listen to the melody of English songs! About what he meant when he sang! Didn't pay attention at all.

5. I still remember the classic saying from school: Wait for what you give me, and I will kill you after school.

6. Couples entering the experimental middle school will receive half the tuition and free homework

7. The current situation is that they cannot study, have fun, and sleep well.

8. 8. Every student has a nightmare, and this nightmare is called the beginning of school.

9. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

10 A father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there any science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space. Son: Are there any R-rated ones? Father: Shhh, keep your voice down, don’t let your mother hear you. Once upon a time there was a naked frog

11. The reason why I gained weight was because I kept a lot of things in my mind and it was difficult to lose weight.

12. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to go to the world of bad students, but I couldn’t find my way back.

13. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.

14. You can fall down, but remember to stand up. You can cry, but remember to grow up.

15. It is said that love affects learning, but doesn’t learning affect love? Mom and Dad, aren't you afraid that I won't be able to get married in the future?

16. The person who makes you cry is the person you love the most; the person who makes you laugh is the person who loves you the most.

17. The person you hate will never see you again in the next life, so don’t waste time on him; the person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

18. A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

19. Others say that friends are like brothers and women are like clothes. Looking back, I have been naked for 18 years.

20. Use one sentence to prove that you have read the four classics: Brother save me, military advisor save me, sister save me, Wukong save me

21. Do you wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand? It’s disgusting. I use paper.

22. The award column of a classmate's resume reads: During school, he won many awards.

23. Mathematics is so boring that you have to prove a triangle, and you have to set up X when buying food.

24. I suddenly want to be a soldier, because the slogan of being a soldier is every day: make money immediately, focus on money, make big profits, one or two hundred million! One to two billion in interest!

25. Break up. Why don’t you add more salt when the relationship is gone?

26. My room is filled with Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not rich, handsome, I’m just a guy. Lazy courier.

27. The school will give you a homework gift package if you sign in for five consecutive days.

28. A boy who is only good to one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is good to all girls is called a hot dog.

29. Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

30. I haven’t read for a long time. I can’t even read words, and I can’t even be moved.

31. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers.

32. Homework mistress, don’t bother me, I’m on vacation!

33. How happy would the children be if homework could be copied and pasted?

34. On the first day of school, what worries you is not the homework, but the reasons, right? Those who have a lot of homework say Talking about staying up late to do homework

1. [Mama said: Starting school is a heavy thing, and I can’t finish the homework, so it becomes even heavier”]

2. If you are in military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts. ,,,

3. What other exams are there? When I got better grades than I expected and had more homework, I got off work an hour early and walked into the subway station. I was even more lucky when the subway I wanted to take happened to arrive at the station.

4. I learned to swear, copy homework, and compare. I learned to be rebellious and to have puppy love. Do you know where it is? It's in school!

5. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you. Do more questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask. Ask!

6. My biggest wish is: the school collapses, the teacher goes crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine. []

7. My summer homework. Like concubines vying for favor, I can't wait to ask for help. But since the summer vacation, I have worked diligently, loved the people, and cared about Tencent. Sina has not stepped into the harem

8. Winter vacation style, Fahai, help me with my homework. Yuanfang, why don’t you look at it~

9. The basic moral of copying homework is, no matter whether it is right or wrong, just copy it and talk about it later. 10. - The so-called vacation means doing homework in another place.

11. I took off the "National Inspection-Exempt Products" label on the refrigerator and put it on my summer homework.

12. Got a lot of homework? Yali. College students are roaring? Students are roaring 卐卍

13. - □-Those who have not done their winter vacation homework yet will definitely be able to achieve great things in the future, because they are calmer and calmer than ordinary people and are not afraid of danger

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14. The nonsense of junior high school, the cheating exams, and the overwhelming homework.

15. When the heating is not working, I feel homesick! I feel homesick when I’m bored! When it’s cloudy, rainy and windy, I feel homesick!

16. What should I write about in my essay on growing pains? Just write about why I have to take exams, do homework, and face the teacher’s speechless lessons every day

17. [Go away when I see your homework. Headache]

18. My summer vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. But since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, but I haven’t

19. I have accumulated so many dramas that I haven’t watched, and I have too many homework to finish every day. I am still wandering around in the car, which makes me feel distressed.

20. I know that I will make you angry by not doing homework all day, and I will stay at home too lazy to do anything, but I don’t want us to be separated like this during the summer vacation.

21. When I go to school, I I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, rebel, fall in love early, fight, poke people's spines, and got to know a lot of dogs.

22. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you. Do more questions if you have nothing to do. The teacher asked me to go over and ask! .

23. The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine. so. . . It’s great

24. When I went to school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, be rebellious, fall in love early, fight, poke people’s spines, and get to know a lot of dogs. Apart from these, I learned nothing else

25. Teacher, you always say that everything you do is for our own good, so it will be better for us if you don’t leave homework!!!

26. The homework assigned this year can be done next year. Finished

27. - My wish for the beginning of school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter. . .

28. When our teacher has collected all the summer homework, there will be many waste collection trucks parked in the school.

29. - Is there such a thing as children's shoes? When writing homework, I can't find my pen when writing -

30. Now let's challenge it while chewing Xuanmai Chewing Gum is doing homework for the summer vacation. . . Wow. Still copying. . Too much homework. Fundamentally

31. [I worry about homework every Sunday. Homework is so annoying. You are so annoyed. Homework is so annoying. You are so annoyed. You are so annoyed.]

33. Let’s break up about homework. . We are not suitable. real!

34. There is so much homework that I can never finish it... This is the life of a research monk, such brain-burning linguistics. . I'm afraid I won't be able to save my hair.

35. When I went to school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, be rebellious, fall in love early, fight, poke people in the spine, and got to know a lot of dogs.

36. Long live the children who did not write their summer homework.

37. Who invented the exam, which idiot invented the homework, and which idiot invented the teacher?

38. There is always one person in the class who does homework very efficiently... Even though it is wrong, many people still copy it... When I was a student, I couldn't afford it...

39. Summer vacation homework. You know, you ruined everything about me, you can really die

40. We are really not suitable for homework, please stop pestering me, okay? I am really tortured by you and going crazy.

41. If you do military training, it will be sunny. If you take a day off, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

42. The only thing foreigners do right is to design homework as an uncountable noun. Because students can never finish their homework

43. My wish for the beginning of school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter. .

44. Teacher, you have a good and stable year, but we have a bad year with a lot of homework.

45. I should tear off the "National Inspection-Exempt Products" label on the refrigerator and stick it on my summer homework. .

46. Copying homework is not actually called copying homework. In Chinese, it is called borrowing, in mathematics it is called analogy, in English it is called copy, in geography it is migration, in biology it is transcription, and in matter

47 , Who stipulates that students must wear school uniforms, who stipulates that students must take exams, who stipulates that students must do homework, who stipulates that students must love learning, who rules

48. If there were no schools in this world, How wonderful it would be to have no teachers, no textbooks, no definitions, and no homework.

49. If you don’t bring your homework, the teacher will definitely say, “Why didn’t you forget to eat?”

50. Writing homework disrupts my daily habits.

51. A freshman was actually helping a first-year junior high school student with math, and he stayed with me. . . I'm also howling with too much homework, I just want to smile, I'm too shallow in the world.

52. What is the situation this year? CCTV did not air Journey to the West, and Hunan Satellite TV did not air My Princess Princess. I don’t even know when to write my summer homework.

53. It’s the fault of someone who doesn’t know. I really didn’t know that I had homework left yesterday.

54. Homework, sister and you are not familiar with each other, don’t try to get close to each other, just go and have fun

55. During the Qingming Festival, it rains heavily, and students compete on the Great Wall in their homework!

56. Homework, if you hadn’t been stalking me, would I have loved Ni?

57. Why are we so tired in class? Because we are a graduating class, and we were assigned homework before we died. I was driven to death.

58. In every class, half of the students write their homework half-heartedly, and half of the students copy it half-heartedly.

59. Homework is loading...1%.. .2%...3%...5%...5%...5% homework failed to load, please ask the Education Bureau to put it on vacation again.

60. One by one, isn’t it just that I haven’t finished my homework before school starts? As for that, I don’t even know what homework is ____

61. If you see it with your own eyes When the big trees in the sky turn into piles of homework books, do you still have the heart to do your homework? If the trees are not sold, there will be no killing!

62. I really really don’t like you, please don’t pester me, okay? Please, Mr. Homework.

63. "Try chewing Xuanmai while copying your summer homework..." "Wow, I have to copy it again. There are too many homeworks and I can't stop."

64. High school That feeling of having so much homework that I can’t finish it tomorrow is back again... Damn it, why did I choose German! I can’t memorize the words at all and there are no rules at all, okay? ! I choose death.

65. Who hasn’t done their homework yet~

66. The highest level of copying the answers to winter vacation homework. I copied it for a long time and went off topic.

67. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you. Help me with more questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask. .

68. 'Homework is the only way the teacher reminds us of him.

69. When you were in school, when you asked your classmates to copy homework, most of them would say: "That's wrong." Don’t look for me!”

70. I will write my winter vacation homework for a month, and the teacher will write it and read it.

71. If you don’t play, don’t go crazy, don’t fall in love early, do your homework, and listen to the teacher, then is this still studying?

72. My mother always pretends to be cool when I’m doing my homework. She couldn't see it. When I finished, she said: I haven't done my homework yet.

73. These days, if you don’t fall in love early, don’t commit adultery, don’t cheat, don’t rebel, don’t copy homework, don’t play with mobile phones, no one will believe that you are a student.

74. My wish is, less homework, less bitches, more holidays, less exams,

75. Three days and three nights, three pounds of homework! ! ! !

76. I dreamed that my summer homework was robbed@

77. Girl, when I think about my homework, I want to cause an explosion myself! Leave me alone and let me fend for myself, 100% pure and uncontaminated.

78. How great it would be if homework could be copied and pasted

79. “Teacher, I won’t hand in my summer homework” “Why” “Stomach cancer”

80. Teacher, I have to visit the graves of my ancestors on Qingming Festival. What do you mean by giving me so many homework? If your ancestors get angry, can you bear it?

81. Teacher, I want to ask you, didn’t you say you should have a good rest during the winter vacation? Why are you assigning so much homework?

82. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you to help you. If I can't do the questions, I'll call our teacher over to ask.

83. Copying homework is plagiarism at worst, but borrowing or copying or pasting at best.

84. There are so many homeworks that I feel like I am back in the first year of high school. The weekly monitor has no thoughts at all. Baby Bear is super obedient and does homework with me.

85. You have to write your summer homework for 2 months, and the teacher will give you a “read” mark below. . .

86. Homework is loading: 1%…2%…3%…4%…5%…5%…5%… Loading failed! Please ask the Education Bureau to start the summer vacation again…

87. Give me a Doraemon, and my homework will be left to you, dear.

88. Teacher! ! Look, there's a flying saucer. . Teacher, not good! The homework was taken away by it! I can stop doing it.

89. I wish you not to die when school starts, not to fall asleep in class, not to copy homework, not to make trouble with friends, and that your grades will soar. Oops, I'm almost exhausted from reporting.

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90. When people are born, they are good-natured. If I don’t do my homework, I will be a hero. What should I do if the teacher hits me? I pick up a kitchen knife and fight him. If I can’t beat him, I will ask Ultraman for help.

91. According to my inference about the Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look directly at the National Day homework

92. Teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home, and I don’t have the heart to wake it up. Can you not pay it?

93. Touching the mobile phone while doing homework is like chewing Xuanmai instantly!!@

94. I haven’t read for a long time, even reading words is hesitant, and even I feel moved. Seems like nothing.

95. In the eyes of parents, one hour of homework is one minute, and one minute of computer play is one hour. Doing homework for 24 hours will not hurt your eyes, but playing computer for 24 minutes will make your eyes go blind

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97. Where are the children who have not finished their homework! !

98. I hate teachers assigning homework and homework.

99. When there is a lot of homework and there is a rush, I will look like a terrible lunatic. If you don’t like yourself like this, you will seek a sense of unnecessary security, and then it will lead to a vicious cycle. Efficiency comes first.

100. If you want to scold me for having too much homework, China Mobile is just like a dog! Damn it, we were deducting money for nothing. We were deducted more than 30 yuan without even receiving the shutdown message. We thought the bank had robbed us of our money! How disgusting! I'm so angry, go to sleep! Talk about having a lot of homework. Talk about not wanting to do homework.

1. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. The more homework I have, the more promiscuous I will be.

2. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable all over when I do my homework.

3. Feeling more alone and helpless than ever. Speak humanly. There is so much homework.

4. The lights on Sunday night are all for catching up on homework.

5. The holidays will always be over, and there will always be endless homework.

6. Homework, when you grow up, it’s time to write it yourself.

7. There are two main reasons why I can't do my homework: there is a funny guy next to me, and there is a mobile phone in my hand.

8. Emotions make me sad, and homework doesn’t let me go either.

9. Those who have a lot of homework can play cards with a pair of Chinese papers! don't want! I want! Four English papers exploded! Sorry, keep walking! Three history papers and one political paper! Otherwise! A bunch of math papers, order! Two comprehensive papers, awesome!

10. I hope that one day, the school will be bombed, the teacher will be gone, the homework belongs to others, and you will be mine.

11. Every time during the holidays, when I return to the classroom, these sounds will definitely appear. What the hell do I need to write about this? ! Isn’t this unnecessary? ! I forgot my homework at home! ! You have the answer to this, didn’t you tell me earlier! ! Put mine at the bottom! ! Separate the two of us

12. Our homework is copied, the teacher knows that our homework is copied, we know that the teacher knows that our homework is copied, the teacher also knows that we know that the teacher knows that our homework is copied, since everyone knows that our homework is copied Yeah, it hurts my feelings to accept this crap.

13. The school is where you sign in for five consecutive days and then receive a gift package of homework.

14. Why should I hand in my homework? If I hand it in, it may not be written by me. If I write it, I may not be tested. If I pass the test, I may not graduate. After graduation, I may not necessarily find a job. If I find a job, I may not be able to find it. If you find a wife, if you marry a wife, you may not necessarily have children. If you give birth to children, you may not necessarily study hard. If you study hard, you may not necessarily pass the exam. If you pass the exam, you may not necessarily hand in the homework. God, then Why should I hand in my homework?

15. Do your homework and sit all night to do one page.

16. Zuo Zi was lying charmingly on my bed, and the corners of her charming lips slightly opened: Officer, why don't you come and touch me. This homework is indeed a beauty, the voice is slightly trembling, and it tickles people's hearts like a feather. I slapped it on the face: I will let you know my misfortunes on the last day!

17. Let's break up for homework. I found that we are not suitable.

18. What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world? I like holidays, holidays like homework, and homework likes me

19. In school, the speed of copying homework = wifi, and the speed of writing by yourself = 2G; during the holidays, the speed of copying homework = 3G, and the speed of writing by yourself = disconnected from the Internet. If you have a lot of homework, say something about someone who doesn’t want to do homework

1 . A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. The more homework I have, the more promiscuous I will be. 2. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable all over when I do my homework. 3. Feeling more alone and helpless than ever. Speak humanly. There is so much homework. 4. The lights on Sunday night are all for catching up on homework. 5. The holidays will always be over, and there will always be endless homework. 6. Homework, when you grow up, it’s time to write it yourself. 7. There are two main reasons why I can't do my homework: there is a funny guy next to me, and there is a mobile phone in my hand. 8. Emotions make me sad, and homework doesn’t let me go either. 9. Those who have a lot of homework can play cards with a pair of Chinese papers! don't want! I want! Four English papers exploded! Sorry, keep walking! Three history papers and one political paper! Otherwise! A bunch of math papers, order! Two comprehensive papers, awesome! 10. I hope that one day, the school will be bombed, the teacher will be gone, the homework belongs to others, and you will be mine. 11. Every time during the holidays, when I return to the classroom, these sounds will definitely appear. What the hell do I need to write about this? ! Isn’t this unnecessary? ! I forgot my homework at home! ! You have the answer to this, didn’t you tell me earlier! ! Put mine at the bottom! ! Separate the two of us12. Our homework is copied, the teacher knows that our homework is copied, we know that the teacher knows that our homework is copied, the teacher also knows that we know that the teacher knows that our homework is copied, since everyone knows that our homework is copied Yeah, it hurts my feelings to accept this crap. 13. The school is where you sign in for five consecutive days and then receive a gift package of homework. 14. Why should I hand in my homework? If I hand it in, it may not be written by me. If I write it, I may not be tested. If I pass the test, I may not graduate. After graduation, I may not find a job. If I find a job, I may not be able to find it. If you find a wife, if you marry a wife, you may not necessarily have children. If you give birth to children, you may not necessarily study hard. If you study hard, you may not necessarily pass the exam. If you pass the exam, you may not necessarily hand in the homework. God, then Why should I hand in my homework? 15. Do your homework and sit all night to do one page. 16. Zuo Zi was lying charmingly on my bed, and the corners of her charming lips slightly opened: Officer, why don't you come and touch me. This homework is indeed a beauty, the voice is slightly trembling, and it tickles people's hearts like a feather. I slapped it on the face: I will let you know my misfortunes on the last day! 17. Let's break up for homework. I found that we are not suitable. 18. What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world? I like holidays, holidays like homework, and homework likes me. 19. At school, the speed of copying homework = wifi and the speed of writing by yourself = 2G; during the holidays, the speed of copying homework = 3G and the speed of writing by yourself = disconnection