How to post funny WeChat Moments in 2019. Take a look at the collection of humorous and hilarious lyrics

When it comes to songs, many people may think of noisy, literary, lyrical, etc. In fact, the lyrics can also be very funny. How to post funny posts on WeChat Moments in 2019? Let me show you the ones you haven’t noticed. , humorous lyrics and sentences.

How to post funny posts on WeChat Moments in 2019: 1-10

1. Zebra Zebra, don’t fall asleep. Zebra, zebra, sleep, sleep. The zebra can't fucking sleep anymore.

2. It rains in Tokyo and gets wet in Paris.

3. Your smile is like a vicious dog, messing with my heartstrings.

4. The bitter kiss marks of memories are the roots of trees.

5. You are as comfortable as me in the quilt, but as unpredictable as the wind.

6. The sky really wants to rain, and I really want to live next door to you.

7. What a passionate Aries, how kind and abstract, how perfect she is, but her whereabouts are unknown and she will have children all her life.

8. Wrong, wrong, wrong, is it my fault? Silence does not represent my fault.

9. The fire you breathe out is my shape.

10. Miss Dong, you look beautiful when the corners of your mouth turn down.

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How to post on WeChat funny friends circle in 2019: 11-20

11. I want to fly forward, I am a rose waiting for love.

12. Where should my heart be when I am alone at night?

13. Circle, circle, circle, every day, every year, I look deeply into your face.

14. I heard raindrops falling gently on the grass. You have really good hearing.

15. That night, you did not reject me; that night, I hurt you; that night, your face was filled with tears! What did you two do that night?

16. If I were a DJ, would you love me? Why should I love you if you were a DJ?

17. Joker Xue: "You ugly guy, can you please stop turning on the lights?" Soda Green: "They all look the same when the lights are turned off."

18. Use conspiracy to scheming and scheming.

19. Zebra Zebra, don’t fall asleep. Show me your injured tail again. I don’t want to touch the scar of your wound. I just want to lift your hair. Zebra: Do you have any special hobby?

20. Zhang Jie said "We are all the same" Da Zhuang said "We are different" Liu Bin said "What is the difference" Xu Jun said "I am different" 》 Kelly Chen said "You are different" Jolin Tsai said "So what if we are different" Joker Xue said "What else do you want from me" Zhang Hexuan said "We shouldn't be like this" Cao Xue said "What is good" Liu Dayi said "Actually they are all the same" Ren Xianqi Said "This is fine" Concubine Ye said "That's it".

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How to post funny posts on WeChat Moments in 2019: 21-35

21. Out of ten men, seven are stupid, eight are stupid, nine are bad, and one is bad People love.

22. The dirtier my hands are, the brighter my eyes are. Am I a pickpocket?

23. At a young age, I didn’t understand what love was, but I was defeated by your sweet smile (Are you sure you don’t understand what love is?

24. I want to fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun.

25. My dear, open your mouth and the fragrance of flowers will make you intoxicated. Why do you open your mouth to smell the fragrance of flowers?

26. Burn my calories!

27. If the breakup is too complicated, the wandering singer will put down the guitar

28. You are too shy to raise your head, you will just be stupid. Staring stupidly at the stars in the sky.

29. How about stringing together your heart and mine, sprinkling a little pepper and a little cumin.

30. Ah, you have one more ring for the fifth ring than the fourth ring, and one less ring for you than the sixth ring.

31. Fahai, if you don’t understand love, the Leifeng Pagoda will fall.

32. Like a piece of seaweed, seaweed, seaweed swaying in the wind? Where is the wind in the water?

33. Fu Heng, if you give up Erqing, Wei Yingluo cannot escape in this world.

34. You are in the bright sunshine in the south, with heavy snow falling. I am in the cold night in the north, and the four seasons are like spring.

35. The advertising slogan for Apple 9 is that i9 is like a clear blue sky with white clouds and a sudden storm.