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No wine, no rivers and lakes.

You can't walk the rivers and lakes without wine.

Wine, as a cultural symbol, permeates every corner of the martial arts world and is deeply branded on chivalrous people. For drinkers, the taste is mellow and sweet, the mouth is clean and comfortable, the throat is slightly spicy, and the aftertaste is long and profound. Chivalrous, fearless, nameless and immoral. A hero's spirit is more chivalrous and courageous.

In the martial arts, whenever heroes meet, there will be drinking scenes, such as Chuchuji and the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River fighting for wine in the big bronze cylinder of Zuixianlou, Duan Yu and Qiao Feng fighting for wine in the six-pulse Excalibur of Songhelou, while Pei Hu and Cheng Lingsu make a scene to grab glasses at the head meeting, and Xiao Feng and the heroes of Juxianzhuang drink tragically. These scenes are set off by wine, and the legendary swordsman is the real critic.

The legendary swordsman on a Cup is the most classic description of wine, which more or less shows the inside story of Jin Yong's wine culture. There are many people who know about wine in the works. Ling Huchong is addicted to alcohol, and the green bamboo knows the wine. Zu Qian Qiu not only knows how to taste wine, but also knows how to match wine sets. Dan Qingsheng is addicted to alcohol and pursues wine-making technology.

"The Condor Shooting" begins with a snowy night. Yang Guo and his wife had a duet in Qusan's bar, then went home to drink and make friends with Quanzhen Qiu Chuji. In the legendary swordsman, Ling Huchong and Tian Boguang discuss swords through drinking. Although they have different positions, they appreciate each other because of drinking. Alcohol can easily confuse people's minds and make people relax their vigilance. A few glasses of wine are poured into the stomach, and the true feelings are easier to reveal. Heroes are bold and open-minded, and wine has the power to promote sincere feelings. The pride of wine and the coldness of people have made an excellent interpretation of each other. Secondly, the volatility of alcohol often complements the heroic British style of chivalrous people.

Xiao Feng yiyijiu man

Qiao Feng's personality is wild and heroic, and his behavior is aboveboard! This character and the fate of wine can be said to be inseparable. He is a heavy drinker and drinks heavily. The charm of wine permeates into the bones, and the whole person is heroic.

I met Duan Yu for the first time on the Songhe Tower. They drank thousands of cups in one scene, which attracted people to watch. As the saying goes, a friend drinks a thousand glasses of wine. Although it wasn't a few words at first, it was just between this drink and innocence. Therefore, Duan Yu and Xiao Feng kept pace and admired each other, so they became friends who knew each other through life and death.

Qiao Feng is bold and cautious, but he drinks first in every fierce battle. Wine depends on character. In the battle of Juxianzhuang, Jin Yong wrote Qiao Feng's personality with superb capacity for liquor. The appearance of Qiao Feng killed Duan Yanqing's disciple Tan Qingzhen, slapped Yun Zhonghe and gave him the evil spirit of a hero in the Central Plains. So Qiao Feng immediately ordered wine. He wanted to have a drink with all his old friends so that he could have a good fight with them like brothers. Qiao Feng drank more than fifty bowls of broken wine in Juxian Village. Duan Yu's algorithm: a bowl of twenty or thirty cups, more than fifty bowls with more than one thousand cups. Only such a hero can drink such heroism. Isn't it soon?

Xiao Feng is a bowl of spirits outside the Great Wall. It is pungent in the throat. Not tricky, not catering to people. It has always guarded its beliefs. Whether it is the Qidan or the Song Dynasty, it is nothing more than bloodline identity. However, stopping fighting at any time is the highest loyalty to the two countries. Men are born to be human and take the world as their responsibility.

Ling Huchong-the prodigal son addicted to alcohol.

Ling Huchong is defined as a civilian hero, free and easy, but as weak as ordinary people, he will fail. He exudes a free temperament, just like the Nine Swords of Dugu he learned. He is the most amiable protagonist in Jin Yong's novels. Playing Tian Boguang and gambling on monkey wine more specifically describe Ling Huchong's distinctive personality: courageous, scheming, chivalrous, flawed, fond of drinking, and lovely. He is not tired of superficial fame, he is free and easy.

Ling Huchong likes wine and knows about it. Like is born, like to drink from the beginning, so there are tricks to drink monkey wine, but the way to understand wine is slowly learned. At first, I was in Luoyang. At this time, I met Qing Zhuweng and Ren Yingying.

It was under the influence of Tian Boguang that Ling Huchong caught a glimpse of the doorway. At this time, Ling Huchong can be said to have reached the peak of wine. Later, in Meizhuang, not to mention Kan Kan immediately aroused great interest from four villa owners, took it as a bosom friend, and took out his own treasured wine for * * * to enjoy, and invited Ling Huchong to taste it.

Liquor, liquor tastes excellent, but it lacks a faint scent. Liquor is hotter than incense, so you drink in a big bowl and eat meat. The Jianghu is full of lofty sentiments!

Hong Qigong —— a "wine bottle gourd" that never leaves the body.

Qigong loves to eat like life, and nine refers to the name of a beggar because he was greedy when he was young and failed to save a righteous man's life, so he cut off his index finger in a cruel way. But a leopard cannot change his spots. Eat or drink.

Yang Guo first met him at the top of Huashan Mountain. In the twilight of Huashan Mountain, Yang Guo saw this gray-haired old man. He was born proud, but he also paid tribute. Seven people were carrying a big gourd, full of wine, and there were countless condiments and guys eating in their backpacks. The old man and the young man swept away hundreds of big centipedes together.

After middle age, Qigong gave Rong Er the position of Beggars' Sect Leader, but it was really a carefree trip, traveling all over the world and searching for delicious food all over the world. Lu Yu wronged, then conveniently punish evil. At the top of Huashan Mountain, I met Du, a beggar from the north, and fought for seven days and seven nights. Finally, they met and laughed. When Yang Guo buried them, he also let the Qigong gourd accompany the master to sleep underground.

Wine and meat cross the intestines, and justice sits in the heart. That iconic gourd is a life attitude, a way of life, eating meat in large pieces, drinking in a big bowl, drinking alone and enjoying it. Maybe this is life.

Where is the wine?

The wine is in the pot.

What is wine?

Wine is Jianghu!

What's in the Jianghu?

There are women in the Jianghu!

Where there are women, there are stories.

Where there are stories, there are rivers and lakes.

What rivers and lakes are there?

Jianghu means drinking in a big bowl, eating meat and talking loudly about women!

You can skip meals for three days and have a meal without drinking. This is the Jianghu!

Heroes can have no famous swords, no beautiful women, but no wine. In Gu Long's martial arts, there are countless good drinkers, and the higher the martial arts, the more powerful it is.

Li Xunhuan thought that only two things bothered him the most.

The first is to find that people on the table don't drink while eating.

The second thing is that I suddenly met a talkative woman.

He should be a happy person, but he looks sad and very lonely. Seven pots of wine during the day and seven pots of wine at night. After drinking, I took out my knife and carved my favorite person, then buried myself in the snow and stood in a daze until the snow fell to the ground. This is not "Xiao Li flying a knife, lonely men and few women coughing Du Fu crying blood".

He introduced performance art into ordinary life, seeking pleasure with wine and killing himself with wine. Li Xunhuan's wine symbolizes patience and loneliness.

Four eyebrow Lu Xiaofeng lying in bed, with a large glass of wine on his chest. The wine didn't spill, just because he was lying there, not even moving, looking almost like a dead man, not even opening his eyes. He has thick eyebrows, long eyelashes, and two beards on his mouth, which are neatly trimmed.

..... Lu Xiaofeng still did not move, suddenly took a deep breath, and the glass on his chest was immediately sucked in by him. A full glass of wine was immediately sucked into the mouth, and with a "glug", it got into the stomach. He exhaled another breath and the cup immediately returned to its original position. "

Lu Xiaofeng's wine is simple and generous, full of friends. This hard liquor won't break when touched!

The glass is filled with not only wine, but also happiness, sadness, tears, joy, love and hate. No matter how depressed and decadent he will be when he wakes up, at least he is always happy when he drinks.

I hope I can stay drunk longer. Who can be drunk for a long time?

Who can understand the sudden emptiness and loneliness like a cold wind when I wake up?