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Make friends and make yourself fat. Talk about making friends, talk about being fat.

1, don't go out during the Spring Festival and lose weight.

2. study hard and get fat every day!

People say that I am too fat, and I am covered with fat.

Oh, mom, I gained weight in the new year.

5, the heart is more than enough and the stomach is insufficient.

6. In fact, I always regard you as my teaching material. I keep telling myself that I must not be so fat!

7. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

8. I thought I had a small waist, but now I am fat.

9. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

10, my three major shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

1 1, eat, enjoy in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.

12, don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

13, when winter comes, we should all eat fat meat so as not to be cold.

14, resolutely don't buy clothes of a larger size, and don't give yourself room for obesity.

15, did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

16, when it comes to wanting to invest, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.

17, chubby girls are so cute. They can play with their bodies when they are bored!

18, obviously found that the face is fat. I want to eat less, eat less, otherwise how can I go home for the New Year?

19, it is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.

20. I want to be fat into a sea and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

2 1, my mother thinks I'm fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I look at my little arm myself, and I feel that I am not hopelessly fat.

22. Eat, eat, eat, eat while feeling that your face is not fat.

23, do you want to eat, eat what, eat will be fat.

24, take the path of chubby, let others lose weight!

25. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

26. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

27. But after eating the canteen for two days in a row, I was told that my face was fat and I really couldn't indulge myself in winter.

Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

29. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

30, sisters! Stop eating, all of you, I beg you!

3 1, my face is chubby, so comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I haven't lost weight.

32, eat too much sugar, gain weight, elder sister this is not fat, elder sister this is thick!

33, the helplessness of the fat man: a list of small shirts.

34. Recently, my appetite has greatly increased. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.

35. I am fat, but I have a collarbone.

36, fat again, hurry to have a beer and eat a piece of Sichuan-style pork to suppress the shock.

37. I'm not fat, just inconspicuous.

38. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

39. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

40. Is there a feeling that you feel fat overnight and feel small in a few days?

4 1, this kind of thing, don't flush your stomach if you have the skill.

42. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

43. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid my weight is not allowed.

44. I think I am fat during the day, and I will continue to eat on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

45. I am fat, so I am here!

46. We fat people hide too many things in our hearts, and it is not good to lose weight.

47. Who said I was fat? I still have my collarbone, which is hard and concave, but laziness is not obvious.

48. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

49. I have lost weight once, and it makes me sad to think about it.

50. I am fat today, too. I'd better eat honestly.