Who has the complete lines of Degang Guo and Yu Qian's comic dialogue "Single Men and Women"?

Degang Guo: Thank you, Mr. Yu Qian, for coming to watch the performance despite his illness. You are in poor health these days.

Yu Qian: Not feeling well.

Degang Guo: Especially this time, the disease is so serious that it has been disfigured.

Yu Qian: Why is it disfigured?

Degang Guo: Hemorrhoids.

Yu Qian: Hemorrhoids disfigured?

Degang Guo: It's incomplete.

Yu Qian: I haven't heard of it.

Degang Guo: I can't tell at first sight.

Yu Qian: I didn't look carefully.

Degang Guo: Well, I hope you're not sick. I hope you have a smooth sailing. I hope everything goes well. I hope you don't like me.

Yu Qian: What's wrong with you?

Degang Guo: It's not easy for me.

Yu Qian: What about you?

Degang Guo: There are no outsiders here today. Tell everyone my bitterness.

Yu Qian: What do you have to say about this?

Degang Guo: It's a long story (on the table).

Yu Qian: Wait a minute. How about you go down first?

Degang Guo: I'm used to being on the kang at home.

Yu Qian: This person can't talk when standing.

Degang Guo: It's not easy to beat a child. It is not easy to live in this life.

Yu Qian: Why is it so difficult?

Degang Guo: People didn't believe me when I said it.

Yu Qian: Tell me about it.

Degang Guo: You know what? My cough ring fell off and my needle sneezed.

Yu Qian: Not even next to it.

Degang Guo: Pull the car over the ridge step by step, and eat candy cakes to burn the back of your head.

Yu Qian: How can you burn this?

Degang Guo: This is a sugar cake. Eat them. When you tear them apart, the sugar comes down. When you lick them, they will collapse-

Yu Qian: Hey, don't spoil things. Why are you licking them?

Degang Guo: Actually, since I was a child, I have been determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the humble people.

Yu Qian: It is good to have this ideal.

Degang Guo: When I was a child, I wanted to be an athlete and win glory for my country.

Yu Qian: It doesn't matter.

Degang Guo: One day, I stood on the podium, and when the national anthem sounded, I cried with it.

Yu Qian: How glorious!

Degang Guo: My wish is to train by myself. I want to be an excellent swimmer. I practice every day and become a self-taught person.

Yu Qian: Oh, practice by yourself.

Degang Guo: No, I can't. I can do all kinds of postures and practice it just right. I was banned by the garden department.

Yu Qian: Are the swimming and garden departments next to each other?

Degang Guo: I practice on the grass at the door.

Yu Qian: Why are you scratching?

Degang Guo: They stopped me. I said I deserved it. I died (making a timid voice).

Yu Qian: I'm still dead

Degang Guo: If you don't practice, you can't pitch. Why don't you contribute to your country? Boring-it's far away. Like the coach said, going out doesn't count.

Yu Qian: I left the ball there.

Degang Guo: That's incredible.

Yu Qian: What's the big deal?

Degang Guo: It didn't move. I'm out. I said I deserved it and died. Do something else, skate. I'm proud of it.

Yu Qian: Call it a roller.

Degang Guo: It's fun to swish in shoes with wheels.

Yu Qian: It doesn't matter.

Degang Guo: One day, I won't be the first to wear shoes at home in the World Series.

Yu Qian: Small.

Degang Guo: Not even the skating rink. It's small. Go to the outer ring road, put on your shoes, find a big truck, arrest those people, and it will drive me all the way.

Yu Qian: This is not your skating.

Degang Guo: It's exciting and fast. I just forgot to ask. This bus goes to Inner Mongolia.

Yu Qian: OK.

Degang Guo: Boy, as soon as the Outer Ring Road came out, it was lifted up, and the skates were shining, and all the people ran out and shouted to see Nezha.

Yu Qian: Think of your shoes with wheels as hot wheels.

Degang Guo: Unfortunately, I didn't go to Inner Mongolia, so I left in Chengde.

Yu Qian: I see.

Degang Guo: My shoes are worn out. Afraid of pain, I didn't follow.

Yu Qian: Yes, if you grind it again, you will grind your feet.

Degang Guo: None of my wishes have come true, and my school is not going well.

Yu Qian: What happened to the school?

Degang Guo: Forget it, primary school is 10 years, middle school is 12 years, and these years are-

Yu Qian: Wait a minute. Primary school is 10, and middle school is 12. How do you read this book?

Degang Guo: They won't let me graduate.

Yu Qian: Is that reluctant?

Degang Guo: I was named the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher comes, he will follow me to scan the inside story of the school.

Yu Qian: You are familiar with it. Tell them.

Degang Guo: I don't like classes either. I can't understand what they say.

Yu Qian: Oh, I don't even understand.

Degang Guo: He doesn't like looking at me, and I don't like looking at him. You deserve it. I will go to my dormitory to sleep.

Yu Qian: Just sleep.

Degang Guo: I play mine. I play the harmonica myself. I read books.

Yu Qian: This is also a hobby.

Degang Guo: What are my two hobbies? Please teach me how to play the harmonica, which I love to learn.

Yu Qian: Harmonica.

Degang Guo: How to play? Say you practice harmony first. Aha, practice like this. Practice for March. I am not interested in harmonica, but I am interested in bones.

Yu Qian: Your habits have changed.

Degang Guo: The students told me to smell every key they lost.

Yu Qian: I am sure I can find it.

Degang Guo: There's nothing to see, martial arts novels.

Yu Qian: Just look at this one.

Degang Guo: This is what I like, sword and shadow. Read aloud.

Yu Qian: I recited it too.

Degang Guo: There is no one in the dormitory. I'm alone. His blood is cold, his heart is cold,

Yu Qian: Everyone says so.

Degang Guo: His sword is cold, his men are cold, and the child is frozen stiff. What's the use?

Yu Qian: What book?

Degang Guo: What's the use of writing this thing?

Yu Qian: Don't look.

Degang Guo: It doesn't matter to stay here every day. I will be introduced to a girlfriend this time.

Yu Qian: Oh, the date.

Degang Guo: It's beautiful. Looks like a car accident, eyes like this. (squinting) It's another sunny afternoon. My girlfriend, Miss Bias, and I are sitting in the 3 1 ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo.

Yu Qian: How did you find it?

Degang Guo: Yes, Snowball. I watched her eat the one in front of me spoon by spoon.

Yu Qian: She can't see what is in front of her.

Degang Guo: I hate it. I gave her a bad look, but she didn't take it to heart.

Yu Qian: Maybe I didn't see you.

Degang Guo: I think of my parents who are far away in the south. I haven't been home since I went to school for so many years. My parents in my hometown are in good health. When can I kneel again? I received a letter from my father this morning. Dear child, you haven't come back from home for a long time. Today, after being reminded by our neighbors, we remembered that you are such a child. We miss you very much. Our family has moved. I won't tell you where to go. Guess.

Yu Qian: Any guesses?

Degang Guo: I deliberately removed our house number when I left.

Yu Qian: I can't find my home this time.

Degang Guo: It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy. I unbuttoned it and put it in your coat pocket.

Yu Qian: Is this old man a fool?

Degang Guo: I wanted to send you some money, but the envelope was sealed.

Yu Qian: Then don't bother.

Degang Guo: Where can I find them? I miss them very much. Prejudice came up with an idea to take me to the south.

Yu Qian: South?

Degang Guo: I'll go home and find them. I arrived at Beijing Railway Station, and there were no tickets left. Thanks to my girlfriend, I went to the police and asked, Do you know where the ticket scalper is?

Yu Qian: Ticket scalper?

Degang Guo: Make the police happy: I'm looking for it, too.

Yu Qian: Yes, isn't it? Only two people are looking for him.

Degang Guo: Then I don't know where she bought two tickets.

Yu Qian: I really did.

Degang Guo: We boarded the train to the west.

Yu Qian: I went to the west.

Degang Guo: The train went for three days and nights, and the money finally got off at a place I didn't know. She took me deep into the forest.

Yu Qian: Into the forest.

Degang Guo: I was so tired that I fell asleep lying there. I don't know how long it took. She gave me a push: hey. I said: Why? There is good news and bad news.

Yu Qian: Two messages.

Degang Guo: Which one do you listen to? What is the bad news?

Yu Qian: Listen to the bad first.

Degang Guo: We are lost. I don't know this place. Besides, I guess we'll have to live on cow dung in the future.

Yu Qian: Cow dung

Degang Guo: What's the good news?

Yu Qian: Listen again. All right.

Degang Guo: There is a lot of cow dung here.

Yu Qian: Hey, what does it matter?

Degang Guo: (Punching and kicking)

Yu Qian: Come on, save your strength.

Degang Guo: I ran back after I hit her. After more than half a year, I finally returned to the dormitory.

Yu Qian: OK, what about half a year?

Degang Guo: Hey, what's the point of living? Why are you going?

Yu Qian: I can't relax.

Degang Guo: Go to hell and kill yourself. This is one way.

Yu Qian: Not alive?

Degang Guo: Yes, I want to kill myself. Well, get an electric shock.

Yu Qian: Touching the switch is a good idea. It's fast.

Degang Guo: To be on the safe side, try electroprobe.

Yu Qian: Everyone knows how to pay it back.

Degang Guo: Goodbye, I'm dead. Teng-the power went out.

Yu Qian: OK, what can I do?

Degang Guo: This is too much. If you don't let me die, it's still. Jump off a building.

Yu Qian: Falling from a building

Degang Guo: Oh, suicide by jumping off a building. How coke!

Yu Qian: What cola do you have?

Degang Guo: I have studied it. The effect of jumping off a building on the 20th floor is different.

Yu Qian: What's the difference?

Degang Guo: Look, it's right to jump to the second floor-pa -.20 floor is right-pa.

Yu Qian: This is the difference. Not so good.

Degang Guo: Hi-tech. I'm on the 30th floor. Bang-

Yu Qian: Why is there such noise?

Degang Guo: There is an iron fence.

Yu Qian: I didn't jump out

Degang Guo: It bounced back. Take rat poison.

Yu Qian: taking poison

Degang Guo: I rummaged through the cupboard and found a big bag of rat poison.

Yu Qian: Eat.

Degang Guo: I ate it and waited to die. Why are you so hungry after waiting for a long time? Get up and look at this bag and yeast tablets.

Yu Qian: Look carefully.

Degang Guo: I haven't eaten for days. What is there to digest? I'm not dead.

Yu Qian: Oh, I'm not dead.

Degang Guo: I haven't had time to enjoy a good life yet. Have a good life. I have to do something. I print counterfeit money to do business.

Yu Qian: Is this business?

Degang Guo: A friend of mine told me not to print large bills. Large bills are illegal.

Yu Qian: Small receipts are also illegal.

Degang Guo: You print one for one dollar. I said I didn't know this. Where can I buy paper and ink and how to print it? He said you should leave it alone. You give me the money and I'll print it for you. Just like the real thing, 40 yuan each.

Yu Qian: One yuan each.

Degang Guo: Then I wonder if he is lying to me.

Yu Qian: Maybe I lied to you.

Degang Guo: Isn't that enough?

Yu Qian: Really?

Degang Guo: It's understandable that you want to change a coin into five dollars, isn't it?

Yu Qian: Well, he is your father's son.

Degang Guo: This is not the way. Do something else. I'll rob a bank.

Yu Qian: That will be soon.

Degang Guo: The bank is full of money, so I'm going to start writing a work log. I'll think of something. I have considered all the precautions. I must succeed in the robbery. There are several considerations.

Yu Qian: There are precautions.

Degang Guo: We can't take it lightly. We have experience in this field.

Yu Qian: There is still some experience.

Degang Guo: One of our senior students robbed a bank. Because the target was not accurate, he was strong and ran to the armed police dormitory with a kitchen knife.

Yu Qian: I didn't find out clearly.

Degang Guo: He failed.

Yu Qian: Nonsense, can you lose?

Degang Guo: We have another predecessor who was very successful and robbed 654.38+830,000 yuan in cash.

Yu Qian: Quite a lot.

Degang Guo: I'll drive to the persuasion field.

Yu Qian: What are you doing there?

Degang Guo: It was exactly 5:30 p.m. when the police arrived, and he was still locked down.

Yu Qian: Can't you run away? this is

Degang Guo: We also have an elderly man who covers his head with a sack. How thoughtful.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: I forgot to cut my eye in the bag.

Yu Qian: He can't see either.

Degang Guo: If you cross the street, click will be crushed to death.

Yu Qian: What a pity.

Degang Guo: That's too bad. We also have a senior.

Yu Qian: Where are you from?

Degang Guo: Anyway, an old man thought everything over with a gun. As soon as he entered, he grabbed it and took out the money. More than 40 people behind him took out their guns and the police gave him money.

Yu Qian: Well, he didn't go until we were together, did he?

Degang Guo: I must succeed. I will take good care of it.

Yu Qian: Learn.

Degang Guo: I have to rob. I exercise and run. I go out at four in the morning.

Yu Qian: the key body

Degang Guo: If a good man doesn't chase you, you can run faster than him.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: I get up at four in the morning and then go downstairs. As soon as I run, there are dogs walking in our neighborhood. The puppy is very cute. It's called Tibetan sore.

Yu Qian: Is that a puppy, the big dog?

Degang Guo: The brain is too big.

Yu Qian: Your strokes are right.

Degang Guo: Oh, it's so lively and lovely. I ran after him and gave me a fright. The speed was too fast, so I went straight north and got off.

Yu Qian: I'm going north.

Degang Guo: I threw it away. I am very practical. I made it.

Yu Qian: Did you remove it?

Degang Guo: I gave up Tibetan cooking. When I came back from Zhangjiakou by bus after dinner at night, I thought-

Yu Qian: Wait a minute, you have already run to Zhangjiakou.

Degang Guo: Think about it. Can that leg slow down?

Yu Qian: I said, how did the dog get dumped?

Degang Guo: I think I need a hand.

Yu Qian: There is an assistant.

Degang Guo: I need someone to help me. I have a friend who has been stealing for three generations.

Yu Qian: a den of thieves

Degang Guo: He's in the south. I'll write a letter and help me rob a bank. He was so happy that he came to the north by bus. On the train, he worked hard, used napkins and wrote robbery plans.

Yu Qian: Write a robbery plan on the train.

Degang Guo: It is said that there is an old Red Army next to it, and the train goes straight to the police station.

Yu Qian: Oh, the existing tracks.

Degang Guo: I've made up my mind. I will do it alone. Downstairs is the bank. I'll go to the street first. I'll go at noon. What are you afraid of? Come to the front, bang, ouch, this is.

Yu Qian: What's the matter?

Degang Guo: The glass is too bright.

Yu Qian: Take a good look at that door.

Degang Guo: My nose is crooked. Let's go and see the doctor. The hapless hospital next door has changed its bathhouse and can do nothing but pedicure.

Yu Qian: I can't see it yet.

Degang Guo: I've had it for a long time. I think robbing a bank is a mistake. We should rob an armored car.

Yu Qian: Oh, that car.

Degang Guo: It's full of money.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: I'm practicing now.

Yu Qian: How to practice this?

Degang Guo: I'll say goodbye to Dagong by bike first.

Yu Qian: Despair. What are you?

Degang Guo: Yes, I practice every morning. I practiced in the street that day. The armored car came and ran into a gang of gangsters. There was a gun battle and toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot. Many people died and their cars overturned. The big iron box fell beside me. When I opened it, it was full of money.

Yu Qian: Money.

Degang Guo: Hundreds of thousands, God can't starve a blind sparrow. I made a fortune in Degang, Degang Guo, and all the money is mine. I was unlucky and moved a box.

Yu Qian: What kind of mildew is this?

Degang Guo: Blame me me.

Yu Qian: Why?

Degang Guo: I took my suitcase to the bank to deposit money.

Yu Qian: Are you stupid?