Funny sentences describing oneself being tanned.

Funny sentence describing oneself being tanned: boy 1. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

2. I didn't play enough at night and received my shoes when I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

3. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

6. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

7. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

8. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

9. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

10. Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

1 1. With you, I can be white!

12. I was asked 300 times a day if I was hot or not, but I still got a tan.

13. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

14. Is my body really tanned too easily? My arms and calves are too dark to see in summer. I am very active in sun protection. If my face is not black at all, then my body is rubbing black.

15. There is nothing to bask in. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot.

16. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

17. It looks like a sunny future, but there is a risk of tanning.

18. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

19. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

20. I wish I had a tan in summer if I didn't want to cover it.

Funny sentence describing oneself being tanned: boys 2: 2 1. Black toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

22. It's so hot that it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?

23. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

24. When you go to the countryside, you will get a tan.

25. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntan makes me thin. What a beautiful day … it's suitable for …

26. After half a summer, the skin is tanned, which is easy to get tanned and difficult to recover. Generally speaking, women do a good job of protection, but men don't care too much, whether they are ducks or ducks. African white faces are more suitable and do not pay much attention to appearance, which may be related to occupation. When they struggle to make a living, it is difficult to take care of their image. The quality and efficiency of their work is the key. Actors and singers who make a living by their looks.

27. Yesterday, I went to climb the mountain, and I went back halfway up the mountain. Because the sun was too sunny, I sweated after two steps and tanned my skin in a few minutes.

28. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

29. Before the formal summer came, I had been tanned.

30. This is why I get a tan.

3 1. Sorry, I really forgot I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

I hate summer, because I get a tan, and I like winter, because I can hug the person I love when it is cold.

33. The night wanted to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I went downstairs and threw the garbage under an umbrella. Or am I sunburned? How should I struggle this year?

35. The child is a little dark, which is really annoying. You teased him. Don't wear short sleeves on a hot day, for fear of tanning to cover yourself up. Do you think it's disgusting to ridicule it as a cake? It's fun for him to lose weight after a hunger strike. It's really annoying

36. Hawaiian girl you tanned today

37. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

38. I was tanned in summer and my skin began to explode. It's disgusting ~

39. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

40. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

A collection of humorous sentences describing sunburn in hot weather (40 sentences)

Humorous sentences describing sunburn in hot weather (I) 1. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some commemoration to be worthy of their legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan just likes you, which is really pure and clear.

2. If you tan yourself, adding a filter may make you look better ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is asymmetrical. I sunbathed at the seaside during the Spring Festival, and my arm got a little tanned. ...

3. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

Basic summer is such a scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned ............................................................................................................................................................

7. Hair and face are integrated.

8. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

9. I swear every summer that I won't get a tan the next summer, but I get the same skin color as Africans every summer. I am angry, but I will try to keep smiling.

10. I'm eight months pregnant, and I'm a little tired from staying at home, so I'll just stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

1 1. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

12. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I stayed for another three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit for him, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

13. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that my fate depends on myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

14. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

15. I don't allow any inch of my skin to be tanned.

16. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to tan my brother's birthday. I am sad.

17. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

18. tan into a local. No pictures. Very sad. My great white skin is not completely destroyed! !

19. With you, I can be white!

20. I got a tan before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

Humorous sentences describing sunburn in hot weather (Part II) 2 1. Standing by your side, I am like a firefly and a matchhead in the dark.

22. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

23. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

24. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I went downstairs and threw the garbage under an umbrella. Or am I sunburned? How should I struggle this year?

26. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella, but doesn't want to get tanned.

27. I returned to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

28. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

29. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

30. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go surfing all day.

3 1. Sorry, I really forgot I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

32. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

33. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

Sun, please tan my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

35. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

36. The night wanted to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

37. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

38. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

39. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful landscape of the city. I praise you!

40. Thinking about summer vacation all day, blowing air conditioning, eating watermelon and chasing drama, wanting to go out to play, afraid of heat and not wanting to get tanned, and clamoring for weight loss and whitening all day, this is estimated to be lazy cancer.

Forty funny sentences poking fun at your tanned skin

Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

2. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Suntan makes me thin. It's a nice day ... it's suitable for ...

After beginning of autumn, the weather is still very hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops I haven't had time to wear in the closet, and look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring. ...

Not only is the sun not dark this summer, but you have to cover your face and get a little hot. I must be thin, healthy and white.

6. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

7. Black toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

8. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

10. You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.

1 1. This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wildly outdoors with high temperature and tanned skin. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

12. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

13. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

/kloc-July 23, 0/4, the temperature was 35 degrees, the sun was shining, and Ma Shuang took a one-day trip. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

15. At the thought of being bronzed in summer, Qian Qian's ten million grass-mud horses are floating in my heart, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

16. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

17. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

18. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

19. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

20. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

Funny sentences poking fun at your tanned skin (Chapter 2) 2 1. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

22. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned.

23. Come for a swim, whether you get a tan or not.

24. I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night? I was drunk. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

25. When I open an umbrella, people always say that I am so white that I don't need to hold it. Why? I'm sunburned. How much manpower and material resources does it take to maintain this degree? Even I love beauty so much that I almost gave up my favorite skirt in order not to get tanned! So why don't I take an umbrella? Don't! But! Sure！

26. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

27. I can't be white, I'm going to get a tan ... Just because I lost my umbrella, I'm not willing to buy a new one.

28. When my sister came back from the seaside, she made a special tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

29. I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

30. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.

3 1. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

32. This summer is doomed to be tanned.

It's good that you don't have a mole on your face.

34. Before the formal summer came, I had been tanned.

I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When will the day of driving practice end?

36. It's fun to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days. I gained weight after tanning.

37. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

38. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

39. I swear every summer that I won't get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned as black as Africans. I'm so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

40. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.

Describe your feeling of being tanned by the sun and talk about forty general rules.

Describe the feeling of being tanned by the sun (I) 1. After covering for half a year, I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

It's not easy to take a taxi on such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that it is impossible to get a tan with such white skin.

When you go to the country, you will get a tan.

4. Twice tanning for more than 20,000 steps. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

6. I went back to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

7. The night wants to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and pressed all the choices.

8. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and haven't gone anywhere. .............

9. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I went downstairs with an umbrella, threw a garbage and sprayed it. Or am I sunburned? How should I struggle this year?

10. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

1 1. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

12. Come and swim, whether you get a tan or not.

13. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

14. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

15. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

16. If it clears up here, it's not hot, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

17. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

18. admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation.

19. The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and the little girl's face is like ink.

20. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

Describe your feeling of being tanned by the sun (2)1. Young people don't study hard to drive, but old people are sad and tanned.

22. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

23. I miss you in spring. Don't destroy green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

24. Have a good rest for a few days and restore your tanned skin.

25. recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, do I need to practice to get stronger?

26. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

27. I asked the mirror who is the darkest person in the world. After a long time, the mirror said, Who was talking just now?

28. I finally have time to come to this beautiful woman's house! It's too hot! Suntanned again ...

29. Compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color depends largely on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

30. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that fate depends on our own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

3 1. Black Toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

32. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

33. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say it's forged.

34.p-pictures are really amazing ... you can become so white after so much tanning.

35. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you tan your teeth in the sun!

38. Not only can you not get a tan this summer, you have to warm your face a little. I must be thin, healthy and white.

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

40.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get tanned and cool?