Emotional phrases that hit the screen every minute. I shed tears every second. I don’t love you anymore. Are you satisfied?

1. You have to be nice to your woman. Don't always say bad things about her. Never fall in love with someone and dump someone casually.

2. Losing the ability to love someone is more terrifying than losing your lover.

3. I once thought that it was not easy to possess, but later I realized that it is even harder to give up.

4. I have met a person who is as dazzling as the sun and as gentle as the moonlight, just once.

5. Even if there is no ending, I will hold you in my arms with all my strength.

6. Don’t say anything bad about you. As long as I like you, you are the best and the best

7. Do you know what the most desperate thing is? It is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. The tree, that tree is gone, you know that you will never meet such a beautiful tree again in this life, never, so you no longer want to talk when you see the forest, you lower your head and close your mouth.

8. "I obviously don't feel deeply attracted to you, but why do I miss you so much when I can't see you?"

9. If you like someone who doesn't like you, Please don't do anything, just like it. You will understand later.

10. No matter how good I am to you, it can’t compare to her looking back at you and smiling from time to time.

11. I want to do a hundred things to keep you, but in fact I can’t do a thousand things to keep you. What makes me even sadder is that I can’t actually do a single thing. .

12. I don’t love you anymore, are you satisfied?

13. Silence is the biggest cry of a girl.

14. During class, someone passed a note to someone. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him. It said: Are you there?

15. There is a city in the heart of every lonely person, and there is an unreachable person in the city. Collection of mood phrases: I don’t like you anymore, are you satisfied?

1. The youthful frivolity of the past has become a kind of child's play in the future.

2. Love is like this - only when you miss it can you learn to cherish it...

3. When you take the college entrance examination, the top students will turn into scumbags no matter what you do. Don’t always show off in front of us

4. Just treat me as air, at least you need me.

5. I don’t dare to go to your space, I don’t dare to read what you say, I don’t dare to touch your buttons. You don’t know how heartbroken I will be.

6. Tonight, let me I fall asleep with your name and your long hair on my pillow. May I see you in my dreams and miss you good night!

7. Leaving will face the bumpy road in the future. ら

8. Face hatred with hate, and hatred will always exist; face hatred with love, and hatred will disappear naturally

9. When you are obviously very painful and sad, use a careless smile to express your feelings. Cover up all the scars

10. Even if there are thousands of reasons to leave you, I will find one reason to stay for you.

11. Don’t blame your parents for being dirty. They won’t apologize to you. What you owe your parents will never be paid.

12. If you say you love her because of money, don’t say it. You really liked her at the beginning

13. My acting skills must be so good that no one even knows that I am sad.

14. If you are no longer here, I will still be there.

15. I don’t like you anymore, are you satisfied? In this era, breaking up can kick you into the trash can in minutes and seconds

1. No one loses to love, but they lose to themselves again and again!

2 , If one day I give up, you have to know it’s because you don’t care

3. Be a bad guy. Good people have no future. All they can do is cry and count the pain

4. Tears too much Yes, it's very sweet. Giving up is simpler than deception.

5. I thought.

I thought I would forget everything, but in fact you are in my heart.

6. Breaking up in this era can kick you into the trash can in minutes and seconds

7. She It's fate, so what am I?

8. Don’t invite too many people into your life. If they can’t get into your heart, they will only crowd up your life.

9. Suddenly I thought of something, and I smiled happily, ---------Love you

10. After confessing our love, we can finally be strangers for a lifetime.

11. Is there a person in your QQ who is reluctant to delete but refuses to speak.

12. You can ignore me, but you can’t not understand me.

13. Don’t be too nice to me anymore. I will give you my love without asking.

14. If she is as oxygen to you, then you will be to me. It is said to be an existence that is more important than oxygen.

15. The Great Wall will never fall down and tipping cannot be less.

16. I know that memories are like a prison, and I also know that time is like sand through a glass of sand, but I just miss it so much, but I just can’t let go.

17. No amount of love is enough for you to squander

18. [Am I pretentious? Am I dark? Am I overbearing? Do I need your comment? ] I will laugh at you every minute! If you were flowers, cows wouldn't even poop

Introduction: In the evening, I took my son with me to a dinner party at work. During the dinner, I said to my son: "Son, do you want to live in a villa?" My son nodded: "Yes. !" Me: "Want to drive a luxury car?" "Yeah!" "Want to be a rich second generation with no worries about food and clothing?" I said, touching my son's head. Study and earn a lot of money for your father in the future, so that you can become an upright rich second generation."

1. Yesterday, I visited my nephew's house. My nephew was twelve years old and was playing CF in the study. His father rushed in angrily. We stopped him and told him that it was okay for the children to play and just relax! His father ignored me and shouted directly to my nephew: Labor and management YY keeps saying that a bomb has been planted in area B. If you don't go and defuse it, why don't you go and defuse it? What are you doing in area A?

2. Outside the window, the rain was pattering. She looked at me with both eyes and said, "Let's meet the parents." I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked, I tentatively asked, "Isn't it a little early?" ?" She was a little excited: "You dare to bargain! You haven't handed in your homework for two days!"

3. The teacher found that Xiao Ming kept talking during class and said angrily: "Xiao Ming "If you are still dishonest, I will tell your father." Xiao Ming said very calmly: "Teacher, I am actually not satisfied with you, but I have never told your father."

4. 1. The car almost hit my wife, and I yelled loudly: "Are you blind?" The driver said: "I'm sorry, are you okay?" "It's okay, you can't hit such a big target, so why are you blind?"

5. My son is in kindergarten and can do basic arithmetic. My mother often gives him questions to test, "Mom goes to work. It takes ten minutes to drive and twenty minutes to walk. Today it took fifteen minutes for my mother to go to work." Minutes, what did mom wear to go to work today?

My wife suddenly complained to me after dinner: “I really don’t know. How could you put a flower on your pile of cow dung?" When my IQ suddenly became anxious, my son added: "If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't poop."

7. Watching TV with my wife, I kept changing channels. My wife asked: "Why are you changing channels back and forth?" Me: "Did you notice that the TV is a bit unclear?" Wife: "...Yeah, what's the problem?" I said: "There is a lot of dust, go and wipe it away..." Wife:! @#! @#￥@#￥

8. I went for a picnic with a few friends. When the fire was being lit, I strongly requested that my wife collect firewood alone and let others take care of other things. My wife looked reluctant and asked me why I targeted her like this. I said: "I am doing this for everyone's benefit. Haven't you heard that saying? A "heavy" person will make a big fire when he collects firewood!"

9. Me: "Master, please help me do the math. , I will probably be very rich soon.

Master: "Well, you will have everything you need when you are 89 years old." Me: "Master, is this really the case?" The master smiled slightly and said: "Yes, you can cook whatever you want."

10. Guest: Boss, can you eat this fruit with so many spots? Boss: Boy, let me tell you about the choice of fruit. Just like choosing a wife, you have to be careful. Guest: What do you say? Boss: I’m so beautiful!

11. In the morning, I found a lot of words written by my son on the wall of the living room: One plus one equals two. He called his son over and said angrily: "Tell me, why do you write one plus one equals two on the wall? My son looked at me and said, "Don't one plus one equal two?" "I said loudly; "I didn't say it's not equal to two! "The son said; "That's okay, anyway, I didn't calculate it wrong! "

12. One night when I was in school, I went to see a movie with a classmate. It was already eleven o'clock. She couldn't go back to the dormitory, so I said to her with a sinister smile: Haha, I can't go back to the dormitory. , she lowered her head and said shyly: Yes. Then I smiled even more happily: I can go back, haha...

13. Dad: "Look what I bought you?" The son rushed over happily and said, "These are my favorite biscuits. Why is there an empty box left?" Dad: "Son, Dad was afraid that you would get angry, so he ate it himself." ”

14. I was reading a book in bed and heard the soft voice of the man next door: Baby, go to bed quickly, daddy will sing to you. Just when I was about to listen to the lullaby next door, the man’s voice said: Get up, no People who want to be slaves... accompanied by the cry of the baby and the roar of the woman. 15. I am so happy to finally buy a car. There is no need to fight for that broken battery car! Because... the battery car belongs to me. 16. Teacher: What are you most worried about? : Worried about my parents. Teacher: Why are you worried about them? I cursed until my mouth went dry, and I felt so distressed when I saw it...

17. I went to the library to read a book and saw a young couple. The man wanted to hang out with his girlfriend, but the woman was reluctant. Saying "I like the scholarly atmosphere here and want to stay here longer" is not okay. I couldn't bear it, so I took off my sneakers. Brother, I can only help you get here.

18. A friend of mine recently bought a new fish tank, and then he showed off the fish he bought in various circles. I called him and asked him, and he told me: It’s getting cold! I bought a hot pot after get off work, but I fell asleep and found that the fish was cooked.

Halfway through the meal, my mother put the bowl down. I fell and scolded me: "You are in your thirties and don't do your job every day. Tell me what contribution you have made to this family!" "I lowered my head in silence, with tears streaming down my face... In order to resolve this embarrassing situation, my father sang softly beside me: "Old people don't think about how much their children can contribute to the family~ah, for the rest of their lives..." Mom slapped Dad in the face fiercely: "Who am I to call you old!

20. People often ask me: Are you okay? You look tired. You look doubtful. Are you angry? Are you sick? I will all reply in unison: This is what I look like!

21. Mom: "Silly girl, why are you so crazy about Xiaosi!" Daughter: "Mom, you know, I'm 1.6 meters tall, and Xiaosi is only 1.4 meters!" Mom: " You mean, distance creates beauty!”

22. A boy saw a beautiful girl in a bar and wanted to strike up a conversation but didn’t dare. He had an idea and wrote a note and handed it to the girl: "If you like me, please smile. If you don't like me, please do a backflip." The girl looked at the note, smiled, stood up, slapped the table and did a backflip. ...

23. On the day we broke up, my girlfriend said: "Actually, I also want to cry, but reality tells me that I can't cry." My head felt hot at the time, and I said with a smile: "You are afraid that your makeup will fall off. "

24. Once, a male classmate in our class said to a female classmate: "Your face looks like a lychee." The female classmate said happily: "You mean my face is very white. "Huh?" The male classmate said, "He hasn't been skinned yet." He was then hunted down.

25. The first batch of primary school Chinese language papers requires you to make sentences using "there... there is... and...". One student wrote this: Yesterday I went to my grandma’s house, and grandma brought me a chicken drumstick. After I finished eating it, I asked grandma if there were any more. Grandma replied: “Yes, yes, and there are more!”

26. A friend was sitting on the side of the road waiting for the bus. When the bus came, he found that his legs were numb and he limped on. A young girl insisted on giving up my seat on the bus. My introverted brother was embarrassed to be in front of so many people arguing, so he sat down. After a while, I arrived at the station and found that my legs were healed, but the little girl who had been given the seat was still there. I couldn't save my face, so my buddy limped down again...

27. The teacher handed out the test papers: "Pig belly! Pig belly!" The whole class laughed. The teacher said: "Who didn't get the test paper?" A student stood up. Teacher: "What's your name?" The student said: "My name is Zhu Yuepo.

28. I confessed my love to my female classmate in the evening, and she implicitly agreed. When we went shopping together, I mustered up the courage to hold my hand. She was a little embarrassed about her hand. To ease the embarrassment, I said: "Holding your hand is like holding a dog." "Then, there was no more...

29. I had a quarrel with my husband at night, and the two of us had a volcano. The quarrel lasted until almost seven o'clock. I was anxious: "I don't want to quarrel with you anymore! My husband said, "If you don't want to quarrel with me, it's because you have to cook!" "

30. One morning, the child gently walked to his mother's bed and said to her: "Mom, Mom! I had a sweet dream. "What delicious food did you dream about?" The mother asked with a smile. The child thought for a while and then said, "You should know, you are there too." ”

Postscript: A classmate in the dormitory went to the toilet and accidentally dropped his phone while playing with it. Then he went back and got a pair of chopsticks to pick them out. Just when he was about to take them out, a buddy After entering the toilet and seeing this scene, the man asked with concern: "Brother, you haven't eaten yet..."