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What makes Zhao Lei angry?

About Zhao Lei, about Chengdu, about beauty, about memories of youth.

Every year I write movies and songs of the year. The song of 20 16 was awarded to the emotional song "Gift" to commemorate rock and roll, so I would give up quietly after hearing Jiang Dunhao's "City of the Sky" and "Goodbye Beijing", especially "Goodbye Beijing". In those days, the smog in Beijing became more and more serious. In the song, a drunken man left the city with pain, only. For a long time, no one has listened to a song seriously. But the memory will never leave us. New Year's Day was screened by another folk song, Zhao Lei's "Chengdu".

I don't want to write. In the words of my friend Xu, "Zhao Lei's debut, the last wave of folk songs ebbed, and the inspiration of the Chinese music scene dried up. In recent years, the talent shows in these two years have once again set off a small climax such as the return of folk songs. " Zhao Lei, who is not from Chengdu, sang 14 years and finally became popular, singing all over the city. As we all know, every time I hear him sing under the stage, the words "I love you" are called the loudest by a group of bearded old men.

Because of work, there are countless pilots, large and small. On this day, this song fell into boiling oil like a drop of water, and all the pilots were blown up. A song "Chengdu", a pub, and a Chengdu sister walked hand in hand to all the lights went out without an appointment, which became the most difficult bright color for all pilots who graduated from Sichuan Aviation School to recall their youth.

At that time, we were still young and had just gone to Guanghan, Sichuan to go to college. All the students are hot-blooded men. Even if a female teacher passes by in the classroom corridor, she will prick up her ears like a wolf. After the militarized management, students in Chengdu can go home once every Saturday. They come back every Sunday and tell us that going to Chengdu Bar has become the most classic program in our class.

At that time, there was no karaoke, the sauna was a big bathhouse, girls were still in bars, and nightclubs were proper terms of Shanghai in the old society. A quasi-pilot, ripened by high-quality food, exudes the animal nature of hunting for all the opposite sex and becomes the most sought-after male object in Chengdu bars. As long as you are not drunk, you will succeed hand in hand-when you arrive at the hotel, the next day you are embarrassed with each other, but tacitly, and the students tell each other about it. If you want to know the taste of plums, you must taste them yourself. Before eating green apples, you must eat red apples first. You are not afraid of the opponent like a pig, but afraid of the right hand like a donkey, and then mysteriously take out a mysterious small plastic bag from your wallet. Shit, condoms? Stupid, sexy set!

Our students' idols are definitely not student cadres, such as Ma and Ma Yun, but strong bodies, who work for seven days a night and wake up in the hotel the next day, with 1000 yuan of beauty incense and workers beside their beds. The role of idols is huge, and slowly, as long as a parent is on a business trip, he can go to Chengdu for one night on weekends. So, all kinds of energetic young men watched Top Gun, sprinkled perfume and moss, wore borrowed shirts and screamed and went to Chengdu by car. Our envious eyes are a tribute to true youth.

Later, I saw such a scene in many American movies, and I saw the real appearance of young men. They do, and so do we. This should actually be a universal value, a man's humanity.

Girls in Chengdu were really relaxed at that time. They enjoy your naked eyes trying to take off your clothes, like your pretentious conversation, and can gently take your hand off her, and then they can have a drink with you sincerely before throwing themselves into the arms of another handsome guy. They know what you want to do and what they will do to sex. Many years later, I realized that this should be the purpose of everyone going to the bar: not pretending. This beautiful girl is proud of having a group of men around her like flies. Sorry, now that we have traveled all over China, the purpose of going to the bar is complicated. Maybe it's just like the desks and chairs where people line up to take pictures by Dali Lake, just showing off in the circle of friends, throwing away money and showing a little sincerity.

After work, I have also been to Chengdu, and I have been to pubs and bars in Chengdu. The smell of corruption is still there, but my sincere and open heart is getting thinner. Later, I simply went to fight the landlord, and Chengdu stopped hanging out with my sister, slowly leaving us with youth.

The world is changing, and so are we. Without the wolf nature of gorging the beauty of the opposite sex, without the animal nature of always crying out for hunger and wanting to throw herself at the sight of beautiful women, there is more humanity to control her secret desires, and more polite sociality like Liu Xiahui. I didn't see the beauty screaming and voicing Qi Fei's exposure, but I ate an extra bowl and watched how a pot took advantage of girls. Alas, that wretched middle-aged man who started bossing around like a retired veteran cadre, taking steps every day and talking about health preservation.

When one day, we don't want to eat when we see delicious food, we don't want to be tempted when we see beautiful women, we don't want to get drunk when we see wine, but we just brush the screen when we hear a song "Chengdu", just like people who never play basketball or watch NBA miss Kobe Bryant in their circle of friends, making youth a false climax of memory. This feeling is really annoying.

Goodbye Zhao Lei, hello Chengdu, what feather songs do friends listen to? Let's whistle and get on the bus, and then go to the still foggy city, but we can't leave. Let's drink and pick up girls!