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An irrefutable copy of reality

1. There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements.

2. Adult friendship often ends. I can't tell you clearly if you don't tell me.

3. Being kind for a long time, a little wary, others will think you have a plan.

There is no derailment once or twice, only zero and countless times.

5. People, less commitment, more practice. Don't say that, but say it.

6. People are supreme when they have nothing to do with themselves and fight for interests.

7. Don't be shy to refuse others. Those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

8. Smart people in the world have different characteristics, and stupid people have the same characteristics: they always think they are smart people.

9. If you are unhappy, it may be that the money is not in place. Although it is vulgar, it is.

10. Most people's so-called success has only two criteria: the score when they are young and the amount of money when they grow up. Zhu Deyong

1 1. In this society, as long as you have money and stand outside the prison, others will say you are successful.

12. Vow always before checking out, and break up always after novelty. Some people are crazy if they don't touch it, and some people are tired if they don't love it.

13. Most people's so-called success has only two criteria: the score when they are young and the amount of money when they grow up. Zhu Deyong

14. People are not as good as ghosts without money, and soup is not as good as water without salt. You will gradually find that a kind heart is never as good as a good mouth.

15. 99% of family conflicts in the world are about money, and money can also solve 99% of the problems in the world. -Murphy's Law

16. You must admit that the basic image after the age of 20 is maintained by RMB and self-discipline. This is not chicken soup, but reality.

17. Nowadays, people are wearing tireless skins, doing things that insult people's dignity, full of benevolence and morality, and clearly revealing the word cannibalism.

18. What is terrible is the values of this society. All people care about is whether he has a car, a house and how much money he earns. Nobody asked him if he was really good to you.

19. Over the years, I spent a lot of money that I didn't know where to go, made many friends that I no longer contacted, drank a lot of shady wine, said a lot of insincere words, and tried my best for many unworthy people. In the end, there are only a few people left to talk to.

20. Now, if you tell him the truth, he thinks you are lying; When you lie to him, he thinks you are telling a joke. You told him a joke and he actually took it seriously.

2 1. Young people, who have just entered the society, are always a little arrogant in their hesitation. They don't like old people and old rules. If you don't like it, there will be collisions and contradictions. It's nothing. It's normal.

22. What is the reality? Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to get sick, mechanics want your car to break down, and only thieves want you to prosper forever.

23. People are inseparable from each other. If you give birth to one point, the remaining seven or eight points will follow. Only children will ask why you ignore me. Adults leave tacitly.