Humor to comfort traffic jams, talk about mood phrases

Humor to comfort traffic jams. Talk about mood phrases (Part 1)

1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively.

2. When I got up in the morning, it was slightly rainy. My wife asked me to drive to work and drop her off at work. I said angrily, "Why? I also dragged the floor, washed the dishes, and did all the housework. Why did you reward me by such cruel means? -I would rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride a bike and slip away!

3. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under the heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue classes! It's easy. We!

4. I'm upset by traffic jams. When the labor and capital become nouveau riche, I'll buy a plane, fuck him.

5. Every morning when I go out to the ice crystal gate, there is a traffic jam. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you; Look at the traffic jam on the street.

7. still hiding half her face from us behind her guitar, I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

8. people who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get stuck in a traffic jam on your way here?

9. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy National Day traffic jam!

1. going out to play at this time is just to get warm.

11. Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

12. at the traffic lights ahead, jam into a pot and stick it. I've been waiting for minutes, but I haven't hired half a step.

13. Under the dense drizzle, you are not afraid of fog and cloudy days. As long as you go out and get on the road, you will get stuck in traffic jams.

14. The highest level of traffic jam is that you feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

15. Going home for the Spring Festival is the perfect way home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

16. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

17. get used to traffic jams, and don't worry, hum a little song slowly.

18. Are you bored? I'm not done digging around!

19. This car is even more congested than a gambler!

2. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be meeting together, and they don't want to leave for a long time. Humor to comfort the traffic jam, talk about mood phrases (Part II)

21. Tragedy, we will be home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway

22. The tourist traffic jam is blocked.

23. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? Not a person, but a dog!

24.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, where three cars rear-ended, but later cars missed each other, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

26. Are you dizzy? Turn left and turn right, the road is blocked! ?

27. If you drive, or if you don't drive, the road will be blocked there, and you can't walk. ?

28. What should I do if I'm in a bad mood in traffic jam? Let's dance in the square.

29.2. There is a bad traffic jam in Yubei every day.

3. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

31. On the expressway, the traffic was blocked for more than ten hours.

32. It's happy to go home during the Spring Festival. Of course, don't be stuck in traffic for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

33. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work!

34. "The bridge is blocked every day. When I drive to work without traffic jam, I can get on the bridge smoothly. That's really winning the lottery!

35. I was afraid of the traffic jam on National Day. I took the first bus from school to the station. I came too early and had to wait for nearly three hours … I should have slept more.

36. The worst curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams when you go out in your life! ?

37. I am upset by traffic jams. Actually, it will be better to calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. I'm sure you will be fine, too. Unite.

38. Going home for the New Year is a good way to go home, but good things are always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

39. When will it clear up?

4. Sorry, there is a traffic jam. Humor of traffic jam on weekends

Humor of traffic jam on weekends

1. Are you tired? There's a long line on the garage road!

2. The Chinese New Year is coming, and it will be another holiday with traffic jam when going out and traffic jam when going home.

3. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm, and it is useless to worry. It is better to listen to music.

4. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also happy. Of course, don't be stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

5. Today, on the way home from work, the traffic jam blocked up the sense of holiday, and it was too difficult for a female driver because of the dark fog, drizzle and high beam.

6. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.

7. Leave early, arrive late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worthwhile to lose time?

8. I get upset when I get stuck in traffic jams, and I want to eat when I get upset.

9. Traffic jam, also called calories.

1. if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk. ?

11. I wish all the tourists will be stuck in traffic today so that you can't accompany me.

12. at the traffic lights ahead, jam into a pot and stick it. I've been waiting for minutes, but I haven't hired half a step.

13. at the traffic lights ahead, jam into a pot and stick it. I've been waiting for 3 minutes, and I haven't hired half a step. ?

14.3. These days, I have a meeting in the north, and I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 9 kilometers every day, which makes me feel backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there are traffic jams all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There were too many cars!

15. I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, but you are still in traffic jam after waking up.

16. Traffic jam, almost fainted by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at one time.

17.36. I chose the most traffic jam-prone time to go to the bank in scheming bitch. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great

18.11. Alas, I was angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam all over the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for the forklift. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production, which was really enough.

19. The tourist traffic jam was blocked.

2. where, before me, are the ages that have gone?, and where, behind me, are the coming generations?, thinking of the traffic jam ahead, cried with their cars. Humor of traffic jam on weekends Talk about mood phrases 2

21. Traffic jam on National Day ... Yes, it's not three hours by car.

22. Do you want to? Few people, few cars and smooth roads?

23. The traffic jam is worse than that of gamblers!

24. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 3 and continue to Lanzhou.

25. When I went home for the holidays this year, my relatives were discussing how long it took me to get home.

26.? Since everyone realized that there would be a traffic jam on the highway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

27. It rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

28. I know that traffic jams are normal on National Day, but it's starting to make me doubt my life.

29. I was discussing with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this moment, my son, aged, said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

3. It's not easy to go home, but it's ok and cherished. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

31. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I'm most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too hard.

32. I am upset by traffic jams. Actually, it will be better to calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. I'm sure you will be fine, too. Unite.

33. Traffic jam is a killing knife.

34. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

35. Don't panic in traffic jams. Start a circle of friends.

36. When there is traffic jam, you can call your family, friends and even customers. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained long-lost affection, some have negotiated big business, and some have also gained love … Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people.

37. Going home for the Spring Festival is a good way to go home, but good things are always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

38. Ride my beloved scooter, and it will never get stuck in traffic.

39. wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

4. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jam on the street. Humorous mood of truck being stuck in traffic jam

Humorous mood of truck being stuck in traffic jam Part I

1. We can watch the sunset together, and if we are stuck in traffic jam for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

2. A line of egrets went up to the sky, and Lao Zi was in the middle.

3. When I go home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam.

4. It's really bad to be far away from home. If you have a holiday for seven days, you have to go back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose one or two days, but what can you do?

5. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I called out who was going to call the glory of the king, but my lover was waiting for me. Think about whether it was a traffic jam or lost.

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7. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and you'll get stuck in traffic when you go home on National Day.

8. you are so blocked, so blocked, so blocked.

9. since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!, don't move for two hours.

1. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time simply don't feel that kind of happiness.

11. "The bridge is blocked every day. When I drive to work without traffic jam, I can get on the bridge smoothly. That's really winning the lottery!

12. going out to play at this point is just to get warm.

13. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers turned off the engine directly!

14. Everyone got off and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who sneak up dogs on the highway.

15.13. A main road in Hangzhou, I like the feeling of trees! Driving on such a road will not be very upset even if there is traffic jam! Hangzhou, I love your trees and your flowers! I am a good girl who loves life. Humorous feelings of trucks stuck in traffic jams Part II

16. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

17. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

18. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. From last night's pothole concert to the late high-speed train, I feel that there is never a time when I don't find anything to do.

19. Happy National Day! During the holiday, relax when traveling, be calm when you are stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read a book.

2. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

21. I wish all the tourists will be stuck in traffic today so that you can't accompany me.

22. People always say that they have to wait for her/him in fate. I have been waiting for 2 years, but I haven't said anything. Is Tema lost or stuck in traffic? Say something.

23. don't worry? When will the planing and digging stop? ?

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25. Traffic jams have many inconveniences and make people upset, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

26.1. fidgety in getting up early; The traffic jam is annoying.

27. Traffic jams and the increase of non-mainstream are the prelude to the Spring Festival.

28. Is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 1-meter road!

29.22. There was a high-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, and I burst into laughter.

3. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I was supposed to go to work an hour ago, because the traffic jam is still halfway, and I think it's OK, but the girl next to me is crazy about her voice and anger, so I think she is bored with the humor of the traffic jam across the street.

Let's share the humor of the traffic jam across the street. There are also drivers who sneak up dogs on the highway.

2. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work!

3. at the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for minutes, but I haven't hired half a step.

4. Chinese-style traffic jam. On the Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended. However, the following cars missed each other, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and blocked it for more than an hour.

5. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it's three hours by car.

6. The May Day holiday is coming, and I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

7. Going home for the Spring Festival is the perfect way home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

8. On the way to work, there are thousands of miles of traffic and crowds in Wan Li. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, the driver is fidgety and motionless, and always urinates at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of tianjiao, Lamborghini, tearfully watching the electric motorcycle overtake the car. In the past, I counted my bicycles and laughed while pedaling.

9.22. Traffic jam at high speed. I shouted who is going to hit the glory of the king, but I laughed.

1.29. Traffic jam at morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

11. since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!, don't move for two hours.

12. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the National Day traffic jam tomorrow.

13. If you leave early, you will arrive late. After half an hour at the intersection, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worthwhile to lose time?

14. I'm afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 3 and continue to Lanzhou.

15. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am like Du Jie. I don't get stuck in traffic jams. It's a few hours' journey, but I finally spend a day, and my mood suddenly turns ugly.

16. There are often traffic jams on the road of happiness, because there are too many people on the road.

17. Others showed their magic in traffic jams on the high-speed highway during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and we watched their Weibo in the office to entertain ourselves.

18. Set out before the traffic jam on National Day. I got on the expressway at ten o'clock in the evening. After a look, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to the high-speed rail in the next year. Leave that place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friends. It's not excitement, it's more calm, it's release.