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How to ask someone in a bar?
Men's edition:
Put a pack of cigarettes on the table: take out two, expose the cigarette holder, and then put a lighter on the cigarette case.
Meaning: Is there any MM to light a fire for me tonight?
If a MM comes, if you are interested, take out one, and MM will take out another one to light the fire for you.
If you're not interested, just push two cigarettes back into the cigarette case, and then erect the cigarette case.
Ladies' edition:
Order a cup of hot coffee, then put the sugar packet next to the coffee and stir it back and forth with a coffee spoon.
If GG comes, if you are interested, tear open the sugar bag and pour the sugar in.
Finally, if you start drinking coffee, it means accepting.
If you are not interested, keep stirring the coffee.
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