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Do you have an appointment to drink (27 sentences)

1, I haven't drunk for a long time. A little tipsy is a good thing. Getting drunk is a good thing, my friends. I can't describe it.

2. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even if I drink, I just want to get drunk.

3. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

4. Don't drink if you want. I drink white beer.

5, drinking can not be intoxicating, just think of the past when drinking.

The advantage of drinking is that you will forget everything, but the disadvantage is that you will eventually wake up.

7. Some things have no choice, such as drinking and socializing, traffic jams, or falling in love with someone.

8. Smoking is just to decompose the pain at that time, and drinking is just to pay homage to the sadness of the past.

9. I learned to drink after I was away from you, and I learned everything I didn't know before.

10, don't drink, don't stay up late, don't think so badly of me, and don't come back to me.

1 1. Why do you particularly want to drink when you are in a bad mood?

12, six points drunk, seven points full, love a person eight points just right!

13, I'm playing dumb whether I drink or not.

14, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

15, she always cries when she drinks, and always says that she will lose without you.

16, I want to drink and die drunk on the main road.

17, dry your shadow and put some salt on it. When you miss him, he drinks.

18, I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

19, I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

20. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

2 1, drinking is easy to have an accident, and so is not drinking.

You can drink alone, but you can't laugh alone.

23. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

24, a person occasionally crazy, a person drinking for fun, a person wandering.

25. Are you bored and want to drink?

26, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

27. Drinking can let me release myself, but I can't drink alone.