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What famous disciples were there in ancient times?

When Zhuge Liang was eight or nine years old, he couldn't speak and his family was poor, so his father asked him to herd sheep in the nearby mountains. There is a Taoist temple on this mountain, where a white-haired old man lives. Every day, the old man walked out of the gate and wandered around. When he saw Zhuge Liang, he teased him and asked questions with lively gestures. Zhuge Liang always answers one by one with gestures happily. Seeing that Zhuge Liang was clever and lovely, the old man treated him and soon cured Zhuge Liang of his inability to speak. Zhuge Liang can speak. Very happy, I ran to the Taoist temple to thank the old man. The old man said, "Go home and tell your parents that I want to accept you as an apprentice and teach you how to remember and read, learn astronomy and geography, and use Yin and Yang to gossip. If your parents agree, you will come to school every day, and you can't miss class for one day! " Since then, Zhuge Liang has worshipped the old man as a teacher, rain or shine, and the sun is shining, and he goes up the mountain for advice every day. He is smart, studious, devoted, and never forgets anything when he reads. He will remember it after listening to the lecture once. The old man loves him even more. Seven or eight years have passed in a blink of an eye. Besides, at the waist of this mountain, there is an "temple", and Zhuge Liang walks up and down the mountain every day to make him pass by. One day, he walked down the mountain and came here. Suddenly, there was a strong wind and it rained all over the place. Zhuge Liang was busy to shelter from the rain in the nunnery. A woman who had never seen him before welcomed him into the room. I saw this woman with fine eyebrows and big eyes, tender and white oil, charming and fairy-like, like a fairy descending from the earth. He couldn't help thinking: There are such beautiful women in the nunnery! Before leaving, the woman saw Zhuge Liang out of the door and said with a smile, "Today we know each other. We'll go up and down the mountain and rest for tea when we are thirsty and tired." After this, every time Zhuge Liang came to the nunnery, the woman not only warmly received him, but also warmly retained him and cooked a good meal. After dinner, they are either joking or playing chess for fun. Compared with Taoist temple, this place is really another world. Zhuge Liang was fascinated by that woman's sweet words! Zhuge Liang's thoughts went wrong and he was tired of learning. He came out of the nunnery with a smile and went into the view to worry. It was really "going out with joy and going in with sorrow, leaving his smiling face outside the door". Master said that he went in one ear and came out the other, but it couldn't be printed on his brain; What is written in the book, I don't know what to say after reading it once, but I still can't remember it after reading it again. Seeing the problem, the old man called Zhuge Liang to him and said with a sigh, "It's easier to destroy trees than to plant them! I have worked hard for years! " Zhuge Liang heard that there was something in Master's words and bowed his head and said, "Master! I will not live up to your painstaking efforts! " "I don't believe this now." The old man looked at Zhuge Liang and said, "I think you are a clever boy. I want to teach you to become a talent, so I can cure your dumb illness and accept you as an apprentice." A few years ago, you were smart and diligent. Master, I painstakingly taught you not to feel bitter. Now you have changed from diligence to laziness, even though you are clever, it is in vain! I also said that I don't live up to my painstaking efforts. Can I believe it? " "Master! Every time I sleep well these days, my mind is dizzy. " Zhuge Liang was afraid to tell the truth, so he was scolded by his master and told a lie. The old man said, "If the wind doesn't come, the tree won't move;" The boat does not shake, and the water is not muddy. " As he spoke, he pointed to a tree entangled with kudzu vine in the courtyard and showed it to Zhuge Liang: "Why do you think that tree is dead or alive, and it doesn't grow up?" "Let kudzu vine be too tight!" "Yeah! Trees grow on the mountains, with more stones and less soil, which is bitter enough. But its roots go down and its branches go up. It is not afraid of heat or cold, and the longer it is, the bigger it will be. But if the kudzu vine is tightly entangled, it will not grow. This is called' the tree is afraid of soft vines'! " A wise man is clever at all. Zhuge Liang couldn't hide it from Master and asked, "Master! You know all about it? " The old man said, "You can know the nature of fish near the water, and the sound of birds near the mountain. Judging from your look and actions, can you still not know what's on your mind? " After a pause, the old man said solemnly and quietly, "To tell you the truth, the woman you like is not a human being. She used to be a crane in the Heavenly Palace, but she was knocked down to the Heavenly Palace and suffered because she was greedy and ate the flat peach of the Queen Mother. When it came to the world, it turned into a beautiful woman, ignorant, hardworking, and only having fun. You only look at its beauty, don't you know it's just sleeping and eating? You love her, eat, drink, and be merry, but if you go on like this, you will accomplish nothing for life! If you don't do what she wants, it will hurt you. " Hearing this, Zhuge Liang hurriedly asked, "Master! Can this be true? " The old man said, "If you don't believe me, suit yourself. Don't visit this gate again!" " "Master! I believe. Never associate with her again! "It's not yet. If you want to burn her painted skin, you can dispel your doubts and never miss it. "