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I will kiss you and talk about it.
Second, I am waiting for a teenager, a teenager who dotes on me.
Third, the school is better than the headmaster of the palace, like the emperor's teacher, like concubines, and the students are all slaves.
Fourth, when I was young, I longed for a red dragonfly. When I grow up, I hope to get a pair of red dragonfly shoes.
5. Why can our future only depend on one test paper?
Girl, don't think that he can find your strength and your pride to continue to shine!
You can love him, but please don't hurt him. It won't get hurt.
Eight, I love you. Three prefix letters don't add up to one word. Fuck love.
Nine, I also laugh at myself for saying that I will not do it.
I love you. Don't belittle yourself.
1 1. I wish the people I love and those who love me a happy National Day. I hope I can be happy with you these seven days.
Chatting with someone you like will make you giggle.
Thirteen, I seem to see through everything.
-If you were the light, you would undoubtedly light me up.
Fourteen, when love comes to the end, someone will say: please let go, have you ever cared about me and paid attention to my feelings?
15. Love is like a sudden heavy rain. Listen to my crying voice. Listen to the reason why I left you.
Sixteen, the ending is much ado about nothing.
Seventeen, watching suspense movies is much more horrible than watching ghost movies.
I threw the love letter out of the teaching building. I will marry whoever I fly to.
19. Sister, can I hand you my hair?
What I am afraid of is not that I love you, but that you don't love me. It's that I love you and you love me. Then you stopped loving, and I still loved.
Twenty-one, baby, are you too cheap to love? Don't you feel slutty hooking up with other men every day?
Twenty-two, dare to change your mind. Can you be emotional?
Twenty-three, you say it casually, but I am seriously sad.
Twenty-four, some people say that they will kill me with 30 million.
25. The person I love doesn't love me.
There are two reasons why inviting a girl out to play failed: one is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.
We are in the same space, breathing the same air. ...
Twenty-eight, now the teacher's common problems, partial nursing, sudden questions, massive homework, all kinds of procrastination! Teacher, why did you give up treatment!
Twenty-nine, all my books are published by people's education, and none of them are taught by people. (You know)
I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish the National Day homework in three hours, but it's a fucking passive skill, and it won't start until the evening of 17!
Thirty-one, mistress, what are you dragging? Aren't you a garbage collector?
Thirty-two, I wrote so much. Aren't you moved? Aren't you moved?
I love you, you love me, she loves you, you love her, mistress loves you, you love mistress, my girlfriend loves you, you love my girlfriend, how many people can your heart hold?
34. Terrible doubt kills feelings with feelings.
36. My greatest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.
Dear dad, maybe one day I will find my prince, but you will always be my king.
Thirty-eight, rely on, how to let go.
Thirty-nine, bitch is melodramatic.
Forty, I had a holiday when I broke up, but I wanted to go back and found that I couldn't face your desire for love, tried my best to love you, and finally left only memories.
Non-mainstream emotional space: I am all you, and you are not me.
1. The lover you can't get is always the wind. If you stay for a thousand times, it will disappear.
Say good night in your mouth, then turn around and talk to someone.
You are fighting with her, and you say it's impulsive, so are you practicing acting with me?
Later, we all went our separate ways, and no one waited for anyone.
Don't fall in love with someone at the age of 16 or 17, because that will be the person you love most in your life, but you can't be together.
6. No one stood with me at dusk, and no one asked me if the porridge was hot.
7. Some people are mountains and rivers, but they are not berthable ports.
8. You are the photo I deleted by mistake, the missed flight, the lost diary and the everlasting regret song.
9. I beat her a thousand times, but I lost to the sentence "You love her".
10. Before blaming me for getting farther and farther away from you, please think about your perfunctory words.
1 1. Everything I say is yours, and everything you say is not mine.
12. Just take a walk together, why make memories longer than the journey.
13. You are obsessed with him, but he goes through fire and water for another person.
14. Can you hug me when you see me again? I didn't have time to tell you a lot of ups and downs that year.
15. Still waiting? I can't wait. Why? With what?
16. I saw the trace of her life through your eyes and your heart.
17. The most painful feeling in the world is not being lovelorn, but that when I gave my heart to you, you were cheating on me.
18. Don't get drunk as soon as you drink it, and cry as soon as the wind blows. After all, nobody belongs to anyone.
19. It's not that I made you fall in love at first sight, but that I got the disease of falling in love at first sight.
The feeling of being jealous is like eating a lot of broken glass, but you can't spit it out and swallow it.
2 1. I used to be diligent, but later I lost my enthusiasm.
22. I like the stars, but I can only look up at the sky; I like the breeze, but I want to breathe fresh air.
What we regret is not that we missed the best person, but that we met the best person and exhausted our best self.
24. I pushed you away because I wanted you to pull me closer, but you pushed me further.
25. The heaviest emotional step: I still want to hear it, but you don't want to say it.
26. What you can't forget is your memory, what you continue is your life, and what you miss is just passing by.
27. I used a smile to hide my sadness, but you never saw through it.
28. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you have insomnia.
29. I wanted to be your lover, but you refused. You want to be friends with me, but I can't.
30. What would you do if the male god you secretly love for a long time chased you and confessed to you? I will slap myself to wake myself up and stop daydreaming.
3 1. Don't tell everyone. What you say is from the bottom of your heart. They are listening to jokes.
32. I liked it at first, but then there was nothing.
33. Long-distance love is that sometimes I cry my pillow speechless, but you think I'm losing my temper and ignoring you.
34. I am naturally affectionate, how can I stand your icy watery temperament.
What's the point of toys that cannot be bought at 35.20 years old 10 years old? Life is like this. If you miss it, you will never come back.
36. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.
37. It's still sad to mention you, but I don't like it as much as before.
38. When a relationship comes to an end, it's like cutting off a burnt hair. The comfort of others is just warm nonsense.
39. I am afraid that you will suddenly run away from me without saying a word, leaving a pile of memories for me to clean up.
40. Time will eventually heal all wounds, and you will eventually become the blood flowing in my heart and remain warm in my memory. Don't worry, I'll try to forget you, just like we never met.
4 1. Some people, you forget, remember the input method.
42. I don't think I need your inexplicable indifference and belated warmth.
43. Until the end, all the warmth was called the past.
44. After leaving, even a greeting seems to be interrupted.
45. Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you. Until the end, the remarks were changed to full names, special care was cancelled, and I didn't take the initiative to look for you online. I put away what you sent, deleted all your photos, and never looked at you secretly again. It's time to say goodbye.
Non-mainstream space talks about daquan
1. Youth is a book that cannot be closed, and life is on the road of no return. 2, the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people.
In everyone's heart, there is someone you will never mention and never forget.
4. There are many things that can't be done in this world, such as birth and death, such as the passage of time, such as you don't love me.
I know it is easy to forget. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.
6. If you see me so haggard now, will you feel distressed?
7. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
8. I gradually understand that the adult world is not like a fairy tale, and princes and princesses rarely end in comedy.
9. When we are silent, it is often the most uncomfortable time.
10, when I want to say something most, it is often when I am most silent.
1 1. Maybe happiness is not just having, but giving up perfection is true happiness.
12, I don't want to escape, just calm down, I know your smell can't be erased.
13, I once wanted to leave everything to you, but I never wanted to leave loneliness to myself.
14, you shouldn't make my heart full of deep tenderness every day.
15. Boys, especially those gentlemen, like the temptation of women, not those women who make them angry.
16, don't trust memories so much, people in them may not miss you.
17, maybe I can forget the whole world, but I just don't want to lose your news.
18, honey, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hug you with my hands, I miss you all the time, I hold you in my dreams, I depend on you all my life, and I will never wronged you.
19. How can I live without your world, love, air and sunshine?
20. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.
2 1, I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want to have your comfort and understanding.
22. Love is that others will stay with you after seeing your shortcomings.
Thank you for always being with me, rain or shine. Please remember that I will always be there.
24. I am most afraid of losing your news suddenly. I am most afraid that the world will suddenly become so quiet, but I can't fool myself.
I'll take you to travel to the ends of the earth, and I'll do it for you as long as you like.
26. Explain happiness with your mouth, soothe wounds with your hands, and feel happiness with your heart.
27. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I am already, not at that intersection.
I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?
29. Tell yourself not to be emotional, not to miss secretly, and not to look back.
30. There is a kind of person: Bao Gong in the morning, Guan Gong at noon and Ji Gong in the afternoon.
3 1, the biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.
32. If the reunion is for another forgetting, I'd rather never get together with you.
I want to spend the rest of my life writing about our happiness, and I will burst into tears when I write.
For me, time is just a process of forgetting you, and this process will be forever.
Life is always full of fear, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.
In fact, I have always known that once love goes deep into the bone marrow, I don't know how to hate it.
37. yard by yard, my self-ideal will always come first. When someone stops me, I turn my back.
38. It's sad to be ignored by someone who cares, but it's even sadder to pretend not to care.
39. When Xi's back touches even a little eyebrow eye, he will panic and flee at a loss.
40. You can't eat too fast until you bite your tongue. People who love to make mistakes know that they can be together without persistence.
4 1, wasting time in colorful hope soap bubbles.
42. I really want to hug you tightly and make you feel my heart beat faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.
43. Distance does not necessarily produce beauty, but it may interpret fragile love.
44. My dear boy, I love you with all my dreams and the purest feelings.
45. I know that love needs freedom to be happy; I'd rather be with you and go with you.
46. I just learned today that so many people wanted me for life, but they gave it to him and he didn't want it.
47. Now I know that even the memories are so unbearable, after all, it hurts too much.
48. I tried my best to miss someone, but that person never stayed for me.
49. You don't know who loves you the most until you are sick, and you don't know who loves you the most until you lose your memory.
50. On a quiet night, the wind remains the same, and the moon remains the same. Looking up at the dense stars in the night sky, I found that last night's stars, like last night's songs, are gone now.
5 1, who dares to put happiness on his sister, I dare to take my life not to let him lose!
52. If you like waves, I will raise the red flag for the world. If you like stability, I will give up my army horse and give it to your family.
53. Those who praise and admire us are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.
54. The freshness after the rain spreads all over the earth, bringing the yearning heart to you far away. Although the two places are separated, our hearts are always together.
55. One person's acting skills, two people's silence, three people's sadness and a group of people's carnival.
56. We have known each other since we met, but we can't be together. Is it because I don't have the courage, or you don't care?
57. Although the joy of love is extremely sweet, it can only exist where glory and virtue exist.
58, life is short, joys and sorrows, but he who sees through the world of mortals cannot see through himself.
59. The Kongming Lantern in the night sky did not make a wish, but only released its attachment to the air. I am empty.
60. People have no tears when they are most sad and afraid. Tears always flow at the end of the story, at the end of everything!
6 1, love is the preheating action of love. People who love me, don't worry. I will love you when I accumulate more likes.
62. I don't like fighting, and I don't like grabbing. There are many people around you, so I left by myself.
63. Loneliness is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
64. I love you deeply, deeply, and I can't wait for the other person to be flesh and blood. I am even more afraid that someone will say that you are dizzy with love and give everything and ask the other person if it is enough.
65. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
67. Missing is the fragrance of roses, covering you and me; Concern is a song in a dream, and the sound is lingering; Blessing is infinite care and warmth.
68. The moon is full, and I want to go home. Are you okay in the distance? Tears of missing crept up on your face. You remember to call home often when you are in a foreign land!
69, try to leave the light to others, don't care too much about those who don't, you will be happier.
70. You should learn to let go, don't look back often and don't look back again.
7 1, I don't want to be separated from you again, I want to be beautiful every time because of you.
72. Missing is a fragrant wine, strong and intoxicating. The thought of meeting every day is a different kind of wine, which makes me intoxicated every day.
73. You will live next door to my house in the next life. I have no childhood friends.
74. Some people are afraid to love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and making their hearts more tired.
75. You are the one I regret after struggling to give up, but I still love you very much.
76. Don't take some things too seriously. In the sky of life, those are just small stars.
77. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.
Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because others step on the ground and you step on my heart.
79. Some love to live in photos; Some love lives in your heart. But the most practical and happiest love is the person who lives next to us.
80. I am not strong, I am trying to be brave, I am not independent, but there is no one to rely on.
8 1, the most silent memory is always lost to fleeting time. Unexpectedly, there is still room for redemption, but how can you remain silent in the face of each other? It turns out that love will lose to time.
Non-mainstream sad space talks about daquan
First, sometimes, you choose to let go, not because you can't persist, but because you find that some things are doomed to be impossible.
Second, I woke up and found that I had never been to heaven.
Now I stand at the crossroads and ask myself whether my life should go on.
Loneliness makes people fat. That's loneliness expanding.
I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you to come back, I'm waiting for you to love me, I'm waiting for the day when you come back, but that's just me waiting.
Six, too many people and too many things, roaring between us.
Seven, accompany you through this section of the road, you also become the road I pass by.
Eight, from now on, I no longer miss you, afraid that you are my direction, I wander in pursuit.
Nine, I heard that love is very simple, so simple that the world will break up in a hurry.
10. deskmate: remember when I hit you every day? You never fight back, you suffer ~
Give me a slap, let me see that you don't have my heart anymore.
No one will hurt a child. Finally, he must support himself.
Will there be a sun tomorrow?
Fourteen, we kept rummaging through our memories, but we couldn't find ourselves at that time.
Maybe I just need someone to hold me when crossing the street. It really doesn't matter whether that person is you or not.
16. Going to Qiu Lai in summer will make people feel lonely in autumn.
Seventeen, looking for, cold, miserable.
Eighteen, if the whole world wants me to forget, then I must be the first person to forget you.
Nineteen, it seems to be left out by the whole world, and sometimes I feel that I have maturity that doesn't match my age.
20. Trees cling to the land just as humans cling to love.
Twenty-one, you said that you got the happiness I wanted, even if it was just a lie, I would believe it.
In fact, narcissists are smart because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.
Twenty-three, that single cycle song depicts our innocence.
I don't know why I'm fighting. I only know that others are better than me, so I feel uncomfortable.
Twenty-five, if it is destined to be only the sorrow of two people, I might as well live an elegant life alone.
Twenty-six, memories are not beautiful, but the beauty is that we will always be together.
Twenty-seven, a person can put everything down as long as he no longer wants it.
28. I am obsessed with your plain face.
Twenty-nine, premature commitment can only make us sad now.
30. You don't know what society is until reality slaps you.
3 1. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.
Meeting you is the best thing in my life.
Sometimes, there is no choice but to say goodbye.
Don't cry on graduation day, we will leave with a smile.
35. The greatest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.
Thirty-six, you look at the fire from the opposite side, but you don't know it's me from the opposite side.
Thirty-seven, in addition to yesterday, there are unscrupulous rights. If you fail, don't disappoint your youth.
38. Happily, the two stayed together until they were white-haired.
39. Growing up, I never used an eraser completely. I either cut it when I'm bored, stick it with a pen, or lose it.
Forty, what truly belongs to you will never be missed.
Forty-one, I let go of your faint love for me and never touch each other again.
If I could fly, I wouldn't choose to go.
Forty-three, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Li Bai slept soundly. I looked up and found it was moonlight. Where was my daughter-in-law?
Forty-four, you look for you in the crowd in fear, leaving a luxurious back.
Forty-five, because of you, I no longer love to cry; Because of you, my tears turned into poems.
Forty-six, why should the former always be happy, and finally only wish you happiness.
47. Don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say that you will learn from others.
Forty-eight, how dazzling that boy is in your heart, can you achieve the peak of your dream.
Forty-nine, you tell those dribs and drabs, have you ever thought about my helplessness on the other side of the computer?
You once told me how far it was forever, but you disappeared before you got old.
5 1. I have to pretend that I don't care, don't care, and behave.
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