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Baby Diary of Meng Dad-Half-hearted +007 19
Well, everything went according to plan. Today's breakfast is porridge We made an appointment last night, and now it's ready. I'm going to knead flour+ham sausage+eggs+milk into a ball, fry it in a pot and make a cake. This should be nutritious enough.
When I was making a cake, my wife was already teaching my son, the sound of a range hood, the sound of fried cakes, and the voice of my wife and son reading pinyin. Everything was so harmonious, but I suddenly found my wife's voice was getting louder and louder, and I yelled a few times. I see, my son probably made his wife angry again. The cake has just been made, so I decided to go and have a look.
After walking over, I found my son sitting at his desk, fiddling with a clip in his hand, and then reading pinyin with his wife. I took the clip away from my son and said, son, why are you half-hearted? Just read pinyin well. How can you play with something in your hand?
The lady said that this guy has been fiddling with coins just now. After I took it, I dug up a fragment.
I couldn't help laughing: son, you are a robot cat, and you will become something in the future. In this way, wife, when you teach your son to read pinyin, you can put an itchy rake next to it. If your son plays with something again, which hand can you hit with it!
The lady suddenly understood: well, let's do it.
I found my son a little overwhelmed in an instant. I decided not to explain yet, and I can't delay time. Then I said, ok, you keep reading pinyin.
This time, my son is much more honest. It wasn't long before he finished reading pinyin and finished dictation.
When it was time for breakfast, my son was unhappy and a little depressed. I see it, ah! This is anger.
So he said, what's the matter, little follower, are you angry?
The son nodded, but still didn't speak.
Me: What are you angry about? Do you know why dad wanted it just now? You are playing with something while spelling pinyin. This is half-hearted. You only have a small head. Can I use it without concentration? Have you ever seen three dogs in hell?
The son said, no, but I have seen three-headed tigers in cartoons.
Me: Oh, think about it, a three-headed tiger. It has many heads and can be half-hearted. Is it okay? You are just a brain. Besides, you think mom and dad are willing to be angry because you don't respect us.
Son: No? !
Me: Think about it. Did your mother teach you seriously? Are you half-hearted about playing with other things when mom is teaching you? If not, why can you study half-heartedly and don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you? Isn't this disrespectful to your mother?
The son doesn't talk.
I went on to say: you don't respect yourself either. Study while studying, and play while playing. Why do we have to learn while learning? You study for yourself. If you are so half-hearted, you might as well not waste time and play as you like. When mom and dad are playing, do they want you to play, too, so come and learn?
The son shook his head.
Me: So, please respect your parents' teaching and your study time. You can play whenever you want. Changing the way of learning is learning. Fortunately, you are still angry with us. We are the ones who should be angry. Are you doing it backwards?
My son seems to understand and his expression is already very happy.
I said, well, if you understand, just have breakfast quickly. I have to go to class after eating.
After dinner, on the way to school, my son asked me: Dad, there is a child in the class who is asked to read Pinyin in class. He doesn't read pinyin either, and he is naughty. Why?
I said, what do you think? If I have to give a reason, I think there is something wrong with his parents. Parents are the first and most important teachers for children, so it is particularly important to set an example. Maybe his parents didn't set an example at ordinary times and disciplined their children seriously.
The son nodded: Yes, it should be. I think you and mom are doing very well. Dad, tell me, how did I choose you to be my mom and dad?
I said, you have to ask yourself this. Maybe we chose each other. However, nature is so wonderful, the earth is so big, and we are very small. In fact, there are many things that we think we have seen the truth, but maybe we just saw the veil outside the truth. The earth experienced the age of dinosaurs, when there were no people, so it took a long time.
The son said, dad, I don't want the volcano to erupt, or we'll be gone!
I understand that my son is talking about the volcanic eruption of dinosaur extinction, and children are really children, which is really interesting. Ha ha ha ha ha! I wonder what interesting things will happen tomorrow. Life is so wonderful that there are new things every day.
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