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Lovely girl's heart, 30 stories suitable for girls to send friends.

1. If you miss me, just embrace the air. Lovely people are everywhere.

Mom asked me why I didn't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

Don't mess with me when there is a moon, I may change.

Other 16-year-old girls are teenagers in their hearts, while my 16-year-old girl only has magic in her heart.

Stay with me, at least I have ten pounds more meat than others, and I love you.

I just want to touch you, kiss you, hug you and sleep with you every day.

7. Become a cat, a dog, a sparrow by the window, peeking at you in the kitchen and ribs in the pot.

Since there is nothing to say, please give me a kiss.

9. If I miss you, then a gust of wind is you, a tree is you and a cloud is you.

10. I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

1 1. You can't escape the teenagers here.

12. Our story begins from this moment.

13. It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

14. I want to take care of my life, take care of myself, and summon up the courage to meet you.

15. Happiness is to find a new person for life.

16. You annoy me, you annoy me again, you marry me.

17. I have two loveliness, you know? One is that I love you, the other is that I love you.

18. Do you like stars? I won't help you pick it. I will hide them in my eyes and wink at you every day.

19. Give me a minute, and I'll wash my hair before I love you.

20. You are a real headache. I like it.

2 1. Do you want to sleep with me?

22. After the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will only be an indifferent heart.

23. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: You are mine alone.

Can you tell me something? Do you miss me? Keep it down, just the two of us.

25. I only have two wishes to be by your side. Every day is different with you around.

26. If I fall in love one day, I must have saved a lot of courage and love.

27. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

28. I tell you, there are bastards outside, and I am the only rogue who is full of joy for you.

29. With you, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

30. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Say a circle of friends suitable for girls.

1. There are no light chasers on Anhe Bridge, and there is no gentle town in Storybrooke.

2. I wish you a lovely and ridiculous speech, which looks cute.

You always hang up first. Good night was the last thing I said. I am afraid of your unprovoked enthusiasm and your sudden silence, but there is nothing I can do. Who makes me love you more?

4, be a particularly simple person, get along well, get along well, don't get along well, don't be nice to everyone, and they won't give you money.

Anyway, as long as you remember, you won't stay if you leave, so it's no use talking more.

6. The only thing that can give me a sense of security now is the bright sunshine in the morning, the wallet and keys in my pocket when I go out, and the full battery on my mobile phone, because I know that the poor sense of security pinned on others will inevitably disappoint me.

7. If one day you see me in a bar with heavy makeup and long hair, a cigarette in my left hand and a wine in my right hand, will you come for a drink or take me home?

8. May everything be all right with me, may I be carefree, and may I never regret it all my life.

9. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?

10, some children like to watch mobile phones when walking. They are not playful, but want to cover up a person's embarrassment.

1 1. When I was a child, I bought instant noodles, crushed them first, then wrapped them in seasoning, shook them vigorously, and then ate them. Then pour all the leftovers into your hands, then turn them upside down with your left and right hands and shake off the excess seasoning powder. When I feel almost ready, I put them in my mouth and lick my paws clean. It is said that this was a popular way to eat at that time.

12. In reality, a good woman meets love rat and a good man meets love rat. Hey, Yue Lao, can you see clearly with the red line? Directly bring love rat and love rat together, don't let them bring disasters to good people, then bring good men and good women together, don't use red lines, and say important things with wire, wire and wire three times, so that society will be harmonious. ...

13, remember to drink less milk tea, don't eat freshly baked bread, stay away from the charging power supply, drink more water during the day, drink less water at night, drink no more than one cup a day, and don't take capsules with cold water. People who sleep less than eight hours will become stupid. Remember to eat less greasy food, which is not good for your health. Don't make a phone call when the battery of the mobile phone is left, because the radiation is 1000 times as usual. Remember to answer the phone with your left ear and take good care of yourself.

14, looking at yourself, getting cuter and cuter every day, and it's terrible.

Tomorrow is my wedding with Joseph. Yang Yang didn't say anything, but he was absolutely sorry. G-Dragon still didn't know about it and continued to pursue me. How can I explain it to him? Even without telling Yifeng Li, Lu Han said that he didn't recommend being my second wife, but I suggested it in Joseph. This is a headache. Dilraba saw the meaning, as if he wanted Bai Wan to marry me? God, my life is so miserable.

Talk about the mood sentences suitable for girls to send friends.

First, what you think is useless now will definitely be useful in the future. Don't be perfunctory about what you are doing now.

Second, the advantage of being young is that you can do spontaneous things before you see the world clearly. Ridiculous or ridiculous, it is youth without regrets.

Third, there is no love at first sight. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

Fourth, I don't want to be an episode of your life, just want to be a perfect ending of your life.

Strength does not come from physical ability, but from indomitable will.

Sixth, don't dwell on the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.

Seven, in fact, any kind of living method is a person's free choice, as long as you start from the heart, live comfortably and satisfy, and seek benevolence, it is called happiness.

If you are complaining that fate doesn't care, enlighten yourself: life is an excuse for losers; Luck is a modest word for success. Fate has always been in our own hands, and complaining is only a sign of cowardice; Hard work is the attitude of life.

It takes only a moment to meet someone, but it takes a lifetime to fall in love with someone. It's not wrong to meet by chance and then turn back, and it's not perfect to love for a lifetime. Whiteboard plum

X. Action brings response. When you want to give up your dream, tell yourself to stick to it for another day, another week, another month and another year. You will find that the result of refusing to leave is surprising. Lectra Hu Zhe

Eleven, people can't grow up in happiness. Happiness makes people superficial. Only by growing up in pain can we better understand life.

Sometimes, you don't have to say anything. Silence is better than words.

Thirteen, the greatest blessing of people is that they don't care so much.

Fourteen, the two most difficult words in life are discretion. The doctrine of the mean is often a watershed in a person's long life. The hardest thing in life is not to do less, but to what extent.

Fifteen, smart people often give up explanation. For many people, explanation is a cover-up. Sometimes there's no need to explain. If the enemy doesn't believe your explanation, the friend doesn't need to explain. Many things do not need to be explained. Sometimes it's not sunny because it hasn't rained thoroughly. If only there were.

Sixteen, I didn't miss you very deliberately, because I know that I should be grateful when I meet you, and I need to let go when I pass by. I just think of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments to close your eyes.

17. If we are afraid of the last time, we can't help worrying. From then on, the speaker's worries will be endless, which is a shackle we are willing to add.

Sometimes we must learn to say thank you. Thank you, my friend. Thank you for sticking with me all the way. Thank you, my enemy, because you always hone your courage. Thank God for letting me meet you at the end of the road.

Nineteen, when you resolutely put aside all trapped, used, surrounded and disturbed by the ignorance of others, you will feel a kind of freedom, a complete freedom of mind. Zhu Deyong

Never give up until the last minute. It's not luck to get good things in the end. Sometimes, you have to work hard in front to meet in the back.

Sometimes women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like.

22. When people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, which is rare. North Island

Twenty-three, facing, is not necessarily the most sad. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. It may not last long to get it. Lose, not necessarily no longer have. Xu zhimo

Sometimes, we should be hard on ourselves and don't indulge our sadness. Sometimes, we should be hard on the people we love deeply and put aside love, responsibility and memory.

It's cute for girls. Tell me about it.

1. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hair style.

There are always some people in life who try their best to approach you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

4. Love is not allowed in school. Teachers are divorced! We studied the side effects.

Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.

6. I was educated by my family since I was a child. I have to put my money away. If I drop it, I will be scolded by people who have found it. I didn't understand it at that time, but I finally understood it when I found a hundred dollars: lying in the trough! Hahaha! I don't know which idiot dropped it!

7. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

8. Little man, are you stupid? You like being poor and happy every day.

9. A good man is honest in front of other women and dies in front of the woman he loves.

10. As a handsome guy, the highest level is not for you to pick up girls, but for girls to pick up girls.

1 1. The most mysterious thing in the world is a man's nipple, because no one knows what it is used for.

12. Actually, I also want to study hard, but I really don't understand what the teacher said.

13. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

14. Find a girlfriend, not someone like me. It's so cute and insecure.

15. Lala Lala Lala, I am a small expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan.

16. Teng's old tree is a faint crow. The price of the school canteen is rising, and the students are hungry and become thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

17. I have an appointment with my classmates. On the evening of 30th, I watched the Spring Festival Gala and burned winter vacation homework to keep warm. .

18. When I was a child, I was confused whether to go to Tsinghua or Peking University. Now it seems that I think too much.

19. A woman will be accompanied by a group of brothers, and a lovely girl will be accompanied by a group of boyfriends.

20. Life is not only the present, but also the wedding invitation of the ex.

2 1. Every morning, there will always be a performance with my dear quilt: kissing and touching.

22. Who, stop fooling around and come to my hukou book.

23. It's also a B, NB to the north and SB to the south. The most important thing in life is direction.

24. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she threw up.

25. Li, his articles are like Qu Yuan, just like Zongzi.

26. I really envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, you are surrounded by people who like me.

27. Failing math usually means that we are all children who can't calculate.

28. How many people have said to the deskmate who copied their answers: Don't look for me if you are wrong!

29. At the moment when the results are announced, you are most likely to have a heart attack.

30. Some good things are destined to stay, and some memories should stay at the most beautiful time.

3 1. Good luck. If not, I hope you learn strong compassion. I hope many people love you. If not, I hope you learn to be tolerant in loneliness.

32. I especially like that the teacher is angry, scolds us for a class, and then class is over.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay the bill.

34. The dean's nagging is like chewing and showing off, and it can't stop.

I saw a super cute little girl crying in the supermarket. Her father said to a friend nearby: You don't know how bad my daughter is. You drove her out to play that day. She called me halfway: Dad, will Dad open the window for me? I opened the window for her while wondering, and the little girl opened her mouth and shouted, help! Help!

36. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose to have no regrets. No matter how beautiful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the reincarnation of generations!

37. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the listener didn't understand.

38. Most TV shows say that if you kill me, you won't be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.

What you need in the cold war is to fall down wisely.

40. Just because a photo looks good doesn't mean it's beautiful. Let's just say the shooting angle is very standard.

4 1. Soon the flowers and prayers here will become sad.

42. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.

Turn your face to the sun, and there will be no shadow.

45. Students who sleep in class or don't listen to lectures but study well are called Xueba.

I envy that my deskmate has the best deskmate in the world.

47. I have a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, I talked about what my niece likes to eat. As a result, my niece said: Dad is still sucking his mother's milk at this age. You said there was no shame in losing it.

48. The years that have passed by are like running water, and those that have passed away are gone forever.

49. There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

50. Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, it is also good to go to bed late and get up late.

5 1. Wang Shiling gives the impression that she is a rich woman, hee hee.

I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

54. I really want to chat with you, but you know what? It is difficult to find a topic and create an atmosphere.

One day, I will repay the pain you gave me.

56. Time is gentle. You need to understand that life is lovely and you need to spoil it.

57. I have a soft spot for people who talk for a second. How about a second?

58. Christmas Eve is coming. On Christmas Eve, I will give five apples to whoever gives me five apples.

I hope to catch up with the news broadcast in my lifetime.

60. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have daughters-in-law?

6 1. When winter comes, a group of plums fly south, one in an S shape and the other in a B shape.

The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

63. If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere. If you grow, everything can grow. It is not the world that has chosen you, but you have chosen the world. Since there is nowhere to hide, it is better to be silly and happy. Since there is nowhere to run, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since I didn't get what I wanted, I might as well be relieved.

Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our turn-back rate has increased.

65. A father told his son a story: Once upon a time there was a frog. Son: Are there any science fiction stories? Father: Once upon a time, there was a frog in space. Son: Is there a restricted class? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time there was a frog with no clothes on.

66. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, will you be my boyfriend? Yes, I can. I'll find another way.

Whether kimi is cute or not, it is inappropriate to praise him.

68. Men are dumped, money problems, women are dumped, appearance problems, and labor and capital are dumped. There is something wrong with your brain.

69. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.

70. The mother asked her five-year-old son: If mom and dad quarreled, which side would you stand on? The child seriously thought about it and said firmly, stand by and watch!

7 1. My love can only be like his love. If it becomes charity, it is like a heavy shell on the back of a snail.

72. The love that we think cannot be extinguished is just an empty joy in the eyes of others.