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How to play tricks on April Fools' Day
1. 1. Applicable to daily life:
1. Make strange-flavored Coke
Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, Salt, mustard and other condiments are used to carefully prepare a strange-flavored Coke with a normal color. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then hand over the Coke generously. The other person is unsuspecting, and he drinks it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.
You can also prepare according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.
2. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits
Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully spread the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good) !) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount will depend on your personal "eating" habits, and finally glue it together to make it as realistic as possible.
You generally don’t need to use it specifically at all, just put it in an obvious place. It is best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating, and people will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.
3. Request a song
Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When you get through, say the following: This is a music station, and Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!
This method is suitable for dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally closer people. In addition, you must not laugh during the phone call to avoid affecting the effect and atmosphere.
4. Double postage
Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but do not put a stamp or write your own sending address (otherwise will be refunded to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a mail collection notice from the post office, telling him that he has an unpaid mail, please go to a certain post office to collect it, and pay double the postage. When he came to a certain post office in the dust, he respectfully handed over double the postage, opened the envelope, and found a small note floating out of it, which said "Happy April Fools' Day!" However, this prank may have been delayed. There will be errors, and the effect may not be as good as imagined.
5. Give gifts
If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, and fill the box with scraps of paper. And loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom fell off and the shreds of paper flew all over the room, giving the Fool half an hour to clean up.
6. Measurement
The prankster took a piece of rope, stopped a pedestrian, and asked him to help measure the size. Then he held the other end of the rope, turned the corner of the building, and stopped another pedestrian, repeating the same pattern. Then you can hide away and watch the fun. People on both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, then put down the rope when there is no movement, and go to the other party to ask for clarification. Only then will they realize that they have been fooled.
This is a great way to fool strangers.
2. Network Applicability:
The most basic method: simple and easy, suitable for all people who use computers
Set it on other people’s computers while they are going to the toilet. Screen saver, and add ****; fake the website administrator's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and exit"; send an email to a friend, first use Winzip to package, package again... and finally make it into your own Unzip the file and repeat this cycle several times. When the other party finally opens the letter, there are only 6 words: Today is April Fools' Day!
Disguise: Suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ
Use emergency events to distract those who are using instant messaging software and open the modification of the instant messaging software Personal information options, using the keyboard and mouse, will completely modify the online appearance of the fool. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability.
Finally, don’t forget to destroy any evidence that may reveal your identity. This method is not easy to detect. Not only will the fooled person's friends be confused about who he is for a while, but even the fooled person himself will be confused for a while.
Another method is to try to obtain the OICQ number of the person being fooled, apply for a new OICQ number yourself, and fill in the personal information according to the details of the person being fooled. Add the fooled person to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the other party's weakness and start a "big bombing" on it. The main purpose of this method is to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding it when using it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.
Remind the fooled: No matter when and where you are, you must remember to lock the system before leaving the computer. Once you suspect that you have been tricked, you can only observe carefully and carefully to crack it.
Substantiation: Change some settings on the fooled computer
Use the microphone and the "Recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some scary or bizarre sounds, and then set them to Windows The sound of turning on (off) the machine. In this way, when the fool turns on (or shuts down) the phone, you will definitely be shocked.
Change the target folder corresponding to "My Documents" on the fool's computer, making him mistakenly think that all the documents he has worked so hard to write have disappeared.
Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools. After letting them click on the shortcut to open the program, they find that the program that is started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.
The effect of these methods on fooling people is first-rate, enough to make the fooled person's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise, and his whole body break into a cold sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because if you are not careful, you can make a big mistake.
Reminder: Don’t give anyone access to your computer on April Fool’s Day.
Move on the hardware: When a computer fails, most people will look at whether there is a problem with the program or network, and rarely consider the subtle hardware aspects
You can be fooled before you are fooled. Before going to work, loosen the power plug of the monitor or the mouse plug. This way, when the fool turns on his computer at work, he will find a black screen on the monitor or a prompt that the mouse cannot be found. Just when he does not know what to do, you can Show up bravely and solve the problem easily. Then the other party will not only not think of being fooled, but will also be very grateful to you.
Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, which is to adjust the contrast of the monitor to the lowest level so that the screen is dark. As a result, unless the other party is very careful, it will be extremely difficult to discover the real reason. If he thinks there is a hardware problem, he may "tear his computer into pieces" to find out the cause.
Reminder: Pay attention and carefully observe the power indicator light of the monitor. As for whether you can discover the problem, it depends on how deep your practice is.
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