Very interesting and funny wechat. Let's talk about it.

Very interesting and funny wechat. Let's talk about it.

Very interesting and funny WeChat talk. In daily life, I often see many people's friends' circle words are humorous, and I want to send them myself, but I don't know how to write them. Today, I will share a very interesting and funny WeChat conversation with you.

Very interesting and funny WeChat talk about 1 1, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

2, driving school coach: the red light does not go, the green light does not go, why? No color you like?

I think I have lost my memory. I forgot the fact that I had no money as soon as I entered the mall.

4. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

5, praise is really cold' expression, don't give the other party any chance to reply, just silently tell others that I have read it.

6. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

7. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!

I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that money can really buy what you need, but I don't have money.

9. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't. I can only make you cry.

10, time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife. Time becomes feed and knife, because you are a pig.

1 1, I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, and I often stay up late.

12, we are good friends. When you fall, I will give you a hand, but wait for me to laugh first.

13, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

14. True love is that he can cross Qian Qian and see at a glance that you are rude and wild without meaning.

Very interesting and funny WeChat talk about 2 1, what to do if you don't want to wash clothes. Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

2, other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.

3. Four Seas and Eight Wastes: I came to the earth as a woman, just to survive the robbery of this life: poverty.

4, short legs are short legs, don't be afraid that you are cute and faster than others.

My favorite month of the year is February, and I only need to be single for 28 days this month.

6. When you are in a bad mood, you will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up and go to sleep.

If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

I warn you, when I am unhappy, don't giggle at me, because I want to laugh when you laugh. I'm embarrassed, you know!

9. You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.

10, I'm not sad after you left, but I'm still very happy, otherwise I'm always worried about whether you have leg problems and can't walk.

1 1. Life is like a shower, with hot water in the wrong direction.

12, as soon as I went out, I saw Grandfather Sun asking me, do you want it rare or rare today?

13, I went to Beihai to see you that day. Really, I can't believe my eyes. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey! This little bastard has a hard shell!