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What happened to a 40-year-old woman? Tell me about it.

What happened to a 40-year-old woman? Say 1. My mother said, "A beautiful 40-year-old woman is chatting with an ugly 20-year-old woman." ?

2. Women after the age of 40 should learn: get together more, stay at home less, go out for a walk more, spend a flower, find a best friend, praise each other, be beautiful, gossip, and don't take care of your family.

3. Women after 40 should learn to lose their families! Play if you want, buy if you want, and leave if you want. If you don't spend your man's money, there will be other charming women to spend it for you.

4. A woman in her late forties can run with her child in her arms when it rains, and she is still full of energy.

A woman in her late forties may lose her temper with her best friend because of a little thing.

Aunt, come in and sit down. "Zhou full of beautiful things received the memory of the original owner, and naturally recognized this woman. She looks at her forties, but actually she is not forty years old, just because she usually works hard.

7, the way of husband and wife, women should know how to protect, men should know how to be grateful. After people reach the age of forty, love has actually become a family relationship. For the sake of family and children, no matter how hard it is, we must go on.

8. A woman who is almost forty years old will occasionally lose her charm and still have a girlish heart.

9. Women in their forties are beginning to understand that family and children are more important than career success.

10 Do you know which month is the most beautiful in Beijing? The days in September and September are like August, and the nights are like October. Just like our 30-year-old woman, she has the appearance of a 20-year-old woman and the wisdom of a 40-year-old woman. This is the most beautiful moment among women. ?

1 1. It is clear that she is a little girl in her twenties, but she has become an old woman in her thirties and forties ... The head teacher, Mrs. Cui, is capable.

12, it seems that in the blink of an eye, I became a woman running towards forty. Like most women around me who are almost forty years old, I accept my age frankly and try to live a wonderful life at this age.

13. On the high-speed rail, three women in their thirties and forties are talking about another woman. Beautiful; Have temperament; Being able to take pictures together is really a special effect that will become the focus of discussion. ?

14, when a woman really reaches the age of 40, the changes of the old woman begin to appear, and the mushrooms are also tied. Only a few years later, she really became a 40-year-old old aunt, inexplicably sighing that beauty is easy to get old.

15, Lu Yike is simply a green tea bitch in the inspection field. A 40-year-old woman is spoiled and lovely every day. How did such an idiot who can't tell work from life become a director? ?

16, I was once invincible in youth, and I felt that a 40-year-old woman was like a withered flower. Now I am in my early forties, but I feel that my best life has just begun.

17, woman, even if you are forty years old, it is ridiculous and low to be immature and irrational. Actually, you're pathetic, you know? ?

18, think about the best years, just these years. After forty, it's really different. Women are really afraid of getting old, and I am no exception. Cherish the present, now! ! ! Good Night! ?

19 Although my aesthetics are unpopular, I really think women are the most beautiful in their thirties and forties. Those little wrinkles on their faces are particularly sexy when they smile. ?

When you are 20.30, find a 20-year-old woman. You think you are 20 years old, but when you are 30, find a 30-year-old woman. Do you feel 40 years old? .

2 1, those women in their thirties and forties always like to take some cute selfies when they have nothing to do. Where did their confidence and courage come from? ?

22. A woman is over forty, or has long lost her confidante. If there are one or two girlfriends who came with her when she was young, most of them are more reliable than the men around her. ?

23. Everyone is afraid of being old, let alone being a woman. The passage of time is inevitable. In the past days, we should also learn to accumulate connotation. Forty years old, don't fight for face and attitude towards life! ?

24. A woman in her late forties can leap up the stairs like a little girl.

When a woman reaches forty, she has some confidence in her appearance. Is this sadness or luck?