Be teased, talk about it

1. I am unkind and unfair to my homework, and I never leave my homework.

In fact, the wolf is the real local tyrant. Wolfsburg has been bombed so many times, and the next episode is still intact!

Dear female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife has a caller ID.

I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown taller overnight, only to find that I was covered with a quilt.

5. Apple 1 went public in 2007, changed from round to square, and the square became longer and longer, and changed color in seven years. The only thing that hasn't changed is that I'm still too poor to afford it.

6. Why did you leave your history blank? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.

7. On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, as usual. On the third day, as soon as it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, if you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you.

8. It is said that this is the earliest moaning body: don't answer the questions inside the sealing line.

9. Not a brother, not a person, but a sister-in-law is so attractive.

10. Every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

1 1. Prove in one sentence that you have read the four classic novels: my brother saved me, my strategist saved me, my sister saved me, and Wukong saved me.

12. I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables when I take a bath in summer!

13. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

14. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: Happy, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, Fei Yang Yang. . . As a result, I stood for a class.

15. Others say that friends are like brothers and women are like clothes. In retrospect, I streaked 18 years.

16. I also want to study hard, but the computer seduced me as soon as I got home.

17. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary? For example, if you get 40, you get 20; After passing two subjects, take one subject; Choose two subjects, no test.

18. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

19. It is not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

20. Ma Ma said that she would treat me the way I treated her during the rebellious period.

2 1. I used to be a schoolmaster, too, until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, and I couldn't find my way back.

22. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

23. It is said that the first time my father heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, it felt like a farmer's uncle had worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig.

24. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it made me do it.

25. The truest sentence of news broadcast is: It's 7: 00 Beijing time; The scariest sentence is: see you at the same time tomorrow. Someone asked: why do you always have to shoot the anchor to clean up the manuscript after the news broadcast? Netizen reply: that is to tell you that we brag in the draft; Someone asked: Why is the advertisement of news broadcast the most expensive? Netizen replied: because manufacturers know that people who love to watch news broadcasts are the easiest to be deceived. I always feel very sad. Tell me.

1, I'm used to the habit that I shouldn't be used to, but I'm obsessed with the persistence that I shouldn't be persistent.

2. Escape, escape from all the places where your shadow exists.

Why do I fall in love with you without hesitation? Why?

4, hesitate at the crossroads, for a long time, twilight began to engulf your body fragrance.

Tears fell disappointingly, and I didn't have any precautions.

6, stubbornly said that it hurts. Pretend nothing happened.

7, still so lonely, the sky will still be blue, and the heart will still hurt.

8. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be very tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

9. Fools have been hurt by love and will always think that they are his third party.

10, the beauty that was once overlooked by us is regrettable now.

1 1. It turns out that we have been tiptoeing on the road of rain and happiness.

12, the ending and the process are all there, and then I am entangled, even I feel greedy.

13, you can see my smile against the wind, but you can't see my tears against the wind

14, if you see me decadent now, will you feel a little guilty?

Perfect love is a deadly poison.

16, I have always stood where you hurt me, and you have always stayed in the distance that made me cry.

17, tears came out and my heart ached like tears.

18, smiles infect the bitterness of the corners of the mouth, and tears render the ignorance of the eyes.

19, the biggest cry is that I am so happy.

20, time will heal all the pain, slowly, I will forget everything.

2 1, no matter how enchanting the makeup is, it can't hide the sadness on the face.

22, dull pain is not a wound, it is your memory.

23. Without love and hate, my heart is so sad.

24. How far should we go to be sad?

25. Why can't I say goodbye even if there is another woman in your arms?

26. God, it's getting dark. Like that fleeting sadness, my loneliness came.

27. The sadness I want to forget is unforgettable and I have a memory.

28. Let go of love. I hummed along the path, countless sadness.

29. Sadness spilled everywhere suddenly found that the corners of the mouth became heavy at 45 degrees.

You are not me, you don't understand my sadness.

3 1, at that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.

I heard about his upcoming wedding with her. I'm afraid of the tragic ending.

33. In the afterlife, let's talk about our worries again.

34. It's just that you don't understand my sadness and how much I love you.

35, I planted the injury, I am strong.

Compared with the world, our sadness is just a groaning gesture.

I really want to go back to when I didn't meet you, so I won't be so sad.

38. That kind of pain is called "heartbreaking" pain.

39. Just because I don't understand the world doesn't mean I don't understand sadness.

40, half is helpless and half is heartache.

4 1, sadness is not terrible, what is terrible is to indulge in it until you suffocate.

42. How do you describe that indescribable sadness in words?

43. Sadness tugged at my skirt tightly, making me stumble in a closed life.

44. For you, I am willing to push myself into the abyss of endless darkness and endless pain.

45, unspeakable sadness, infinite spread.

46. What you pay for your sincerity is what you get.

47, pillow, tears streaming down her face, but can't wash away the pain in my heart.

48. Listen to sad tunes and recall good times.

49. Tears just hide sadness.

50. Those unspeakable sorrows will eventually die.

Inspirational talk, you always feel that time is not enough, in fact, you are not focused enough.

Inspirational conversation, you always feel that time is not enough. Actually, you're not focused enough. There are two kinds of lonely people, one who knows everything and the other who knows nothing.

The only reward for the kindness of parents is to study hard.

Climbing the peak of science is like climbing Mount Everest. To overcome numerous difficulties and obstacles, it is impossible for cowards and lazy people to enjoy the joy and happiness of victory. Jingrun Chen

I am willing to keep quiet in a floating world, live a simple life, watch the flowing water and be an interesting person.

Life will always encounter setbacks and bumps. Please don't be afraid to fall. If you fall down countless times, you will get up countless times. Only in this way can we create a world of our own. Remember that I was always there to encourage you.

If you don't want to do something, you don't want to make a difference in this world.

If you don't pay for study today, you will pay for poverty in the future.

Life is alive, there is no good discussion, no good career, full of food and clothing, no concern, why not do it, different from animals.

The reality is near and cold, and the dream is far and warm.

In the overlapping and intensive years, who mottled whose fleeting time, who became who's deepest concern, who promised who's eternal life, who struggled with who's love?

For the future you want, no matter how difficult it is now, you should stick to it with confidence.

The shortest answer is action.

People with scenery in their hearts will always be the happiest and most beautiful, and people with flowers in their hearts will always walk on the road of spring.

It is things, not people, that fail.

Meeting is an ancient poem. Poetry is short, but long.

Rest, give, let go, simple six words, full of philosophy and attitude towards life. It is also the goal of life now.

Let's turn our worries into thinking and planning in advance!

Let smile become a habit, let smile occupy every minute of our lives!

Never complain about what happened to you, either change or accept it silently.

Take your destiny into your own hands.

Successful people learn from others, unsuccessful people only learn from themselves.

The same bottle of drinks costs $20 in convenience stores and $20 in five-star hotels. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

There is no such thing as failure unless you stop trying.

Ambition and perseverance are the wings of a career.

There are always some casual encounters that make a certain journey of life beautiful, and there are always some casual reading that suddenly touches me, a heart that walks silently.

Winners never give up, and quitters never succeed.

Be the best today, review the best yesterday and welcome the best tomorrow.

Sincere, calm, generous, tolerant and normal.

It is better to accumulate virtue as an industry than to have a beautiful house and fertile land.

I would rather forgive others myself than wait for others to forgive me.

Let efforts become a habit and water the future with sweat.

Talk about inspirational, why do you always feel that you have no talent?

If we do it or not, people will laugh. If we don't do it well and do it well, people will laugh. So let's do better and bring laughter to people!

The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon, instead of enjoying the roses in front of our window today.

It must be good for someone to be jealous of you, but you should try to live up to this jealousy.

Not in my last life, not in my life. All encounters are providence. Meeting is fate, cherish the preciousness, and don't forget your active mentality, so as to achieve your ultimate goal, which is easy to get at the beginning and always difficult to keep.

True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of soul and the depth of soul.

When the sun sets, I like green mountains and green waters, and I am close to birds and flowers. In the face of the hustle and bustle of the secular world of mortals, I am safe and carefree, seize the joy and live the present.

Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, nor am I a substitute for anyone. Don't know how to be young and frivolous I only know the winner.

Faith is power, doubt only inhibits ability, and faith is power.

Our life is reborn in the attitude of constantly starting.

Life is half a memory and half a continuation. Don't be confused, don't fall in love. When I am in a bad mood, I just want to be alone, not asking for comfort, just asking for understanding. There is no eternal happiness and no eternal time. Don't let yourself be idle when you can toss.

We can't choose our origins, but our future will be changed by ourselves.

Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Edison

Live in the present, don't waste your present life thinking about the past or looking forward to the future.

No animal is more diligent than an ant, but it is the most taciturn. Franklin

In order to light up the night sky, the stars stand high in the sky.

Smile, everything is like a dream. Broad-minded, inclusive of all the ups and downs in the world.

God is fair to everyone.

Faith is power, doubt only inhibits ability, and faith is power.

No one will let me lose unless I don't want to win.

Success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

Take a risk! The whole life is an adventure, and the person who goes farthest is often the one who is willing to take risks.

Those who are worse than me have not given up, and those who are better than me are still working hard, so I am even less qualified to say that there is nothing I can do!

Smile in the sun and be strong in the wind and rain.

Today, through hard work, the Ming Dynasty has made great progress.

Real life. Think about it, you came naked, although there is wind and rain, it is still sunshine and warmth, and you have gained more. What should I do in the future? Don't think too much. The important thing is not to miss it!

If the heart knows each other, it is silent; Care about each other as soon as possible, and it will be a pity not to say anything.

In real life, every great cause begins with confidence and takes the first step.

By studying hard, you can become a learned person. Han Wu

We can't have both. In our life, we always lose what we get. The only difference between happiness and misfortune is which is more important. Happiness is simple when you are young, and you will be happy when you grow up. Please cherish the rest of our lives!

If butterflies want to get the happiness of flying in the garden, they must first endure the pain of breaking with pupae.

Express yourself boldly, others have no reason to despise you.

If you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

You don't have to be a fairy to burn pottery. Ambitious people can always learn fine craftsmanship.