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What brand of plastic bag are you, pretending to be affectionate here?

1, people have to pay for their mistakes, not that you are sorry, I want to say it doesn't matter.

If you just tell me that we are just having fun, I will respect your honesty.

I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with injustice. I wish you a long life together. I want to have black hair forever.

4. What has life done to us? We dare not try again, dare not try to love again, dare not explore again. You think it is mature, but I think it is dead.

I can tell you the truth with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are.

6. Don't tell me that you are sorry if you are insincere. You are the best apology.

7. My heart is not a restaurant that is open 24 hours a day, and it is not welcome at any time.

8. bitter. If you hate me, I may not like you. Isn't it more natural and unrestrained for people to go their separate ways? Why are you aggressive? It's annoying to waste your breath. You are busy, but I have no time to accompany you.

9, either hold me tight, or roll away, don't drag me to death.

10, I hope there will be wine and meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.

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12. What brand of plastic bag are you? You are very affectionate here.

13, the person I like, you'd better not touch, forget it, I can't control my temper.

14, I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

15, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. I look like you.

16, put away your indifferent grievances and unnecessary tears. From now on, just be your own queen.

I am you.

1, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

4. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

6. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

7. A person sitting in front of a computer, reading a book, watching a movie and writing something, suddenly feels so lonely. When I opened a bottle of coke, foam gushed out and spilled all over the table, and the atmosphere suddenly became more sad. I cried while drinking, crying while drinking ... suddenly I saw "another bottle" on the bottle cap. Damn, how can society be so cruel that it doesn't even make people sad! ! ! Forget it, I'm going to receive the prize first. ...

Aunt, my clothes have been washed very clean recently. Little dragon girl: "Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hand." "Strange, aunt, where are our sculptures?"

9. Girls in the world can be roughly divided into two types: one is that they are too old to buy suitable clothes, and the other is that they are good-looking.

10, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you swallow it, it's better to say fuck!

12, I am you.

13. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

14, when you are in a bad mood, go by bus and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

15, I went home to rest on holiday. My mother asked me, do you have a girlfriend? No, mom asked again, is there a girl you like? No, mom asked again, is there a boy you like? I

16, there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough needs to be proved" and the other is "lying in the trough can also be proved".

17, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio and sang: I am a cake and love to eat ordinary people.

18, weather forecast: I miss you a little from today to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you all afternoon. Affected by this low mood. This night will become a big dream. My mood will also drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will continue until I see you!

19, I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be finished at all.

20. One day, a clean and beautiful pig wore a bow around its neck. P jumped in front of you, looked at you admiringly, wagged his tail and sang a song for you-I want to be you when I grow up.

2 1, review when you have an object, dear ... review when you have no object, damn it. ...

22. People who are good to me will sell iron to you. People who are my enemies will tear down houses and sell land to bring you down.

23. Lu Xun was late for school when he was a child! As soon as he entered the classroom, the teacher gave him a lecture! Lu Xun was very angry. He carved a cursive script on the table. Then the teacher came over. He used his quick wits to cover up the facts! The teacher nodded and walked away.

24. Recently, I heard that many girls are complaining about their menstrual period, and they are unhappy, unable to move, unable to eat or wear white pants ... I just want to say: Give me one night and you will be safe in October!

25. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

26. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

What's your dream?

What's your dream? Someone will always ask others the same question: I feel so confused at the moment that I don't know what to do. There are more or less such people in various fields, and whenever they think about this problem, they will get tired of what they are doing at the moment.

But we must understand that everyone is confused, but the way out is different. The most important thing is to rely on yourself.

If you are confused, don't be afraid and don't panic.

Do a good job first and find yourself a specific goal, not a big, blank goal, but a specific, clear goal that can stimulate your energy within your power.

For example, Xiangzi in Mr. Lao She's Camel Xiangzi, when he was seventeen or eighteen, his life was full of strength and expectation, and he was not confused at all, because he always had a very specific goal, which was to buy a car.

His goal is clear and tangible, so every morning when he wakes up, a car will definitely flash across his mind.

What wakes me up every day is not an alarm clock, but a dream.

Dreams are expectations for the future and ideas you want to realize in the future. Dreams are things that make you feel that persistence is happiness, and you can even regard it as a belief.

However, if you dream too much space, you will always feel far away and disappointed, and even have the idea that if you don't work hard today, you can refuel tomorrow and be depressed day after day.

And if you have a clear and specific goal like Xiangzi, and have a perfect and sunny direction, then even if you run, you will take a light step.

People who think of their student days, especially those who understand how important learning is, are rarely confused, because the college entrance examination is a specific goal: to get good grades and go to a good school. Every effort of this day is for this goal, and every laziness of this day will make them farther away from this goal. Therefore, in their youth, they have a dream of their own.

So why don't you work hard?

When you are confused, don't do nothing, let alone complain, but cheer yourself up and try your best to finish what you need to do.

Secretly speaking, if you want something personally, the whole universe will help you. So, as long as you work hard enough, the whole world will come to help you realize your dream.

I look like you.

1. I suddenly found that I don't want to chat with anyone so much now that I am on QQ. It just keeps moving silently, while former classmates and friends just pay attention, praise and talk silently.

2. Conversation has become a communication channel, maybe we are no longer young …

From now on, whether we are healthy, poor or rich, happy or miserable in illness, leaving or dying, we don't matter, will you?

I opened my mouth to you once, and you didn't help me, so I will never open my mouth to you again. Whoever it is, I thank you for dropping the chain when I needed you most.

When you are sad, you cry loudly, sing loudly and eat loudly. Don't keep it in your heart, so you hurt yourself and the people who love you.

6. There is a feeling called "I think you are annoying me as soon as you don't reply to my message".

7. I look like you.

8. It's never our looks that get old first, but our reckless aggression.

9. Don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long. After a long time, you will be annoyed, painful, tired, sad and heartbroken. In fact, after all, you don't have a problem with things, but you have a problem with yourself. No matter how embarrassing it is, learn to walk away.

10. The best revenge is not hatred, but indifference announced from the bottom of my heart. Why hate an irrelevant person?