Make fun of being fat and talk about how Daquan euphemistically says that a person is fat.

1. When the knife goes in, all it spews out is fat.

Don't go out in summer, lest you spontaneously ignite.

3. Have you done a whole body fat filling?

4. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares!

5. You must be a good eater. Are you full in the canteen?

6. weighing scale: Please don't use both.

I can wear your clothes when I am pregnant with quintuplets.

8. With you, my heart can no longer hold others.

9, embroidered mouth spit, that is half a canteen.

10, your skin is beautiful and your subcutaneous tissue is full.

1 1. When you came, you occupied the world in my eyes.

12, look at your belly, it's like a globe.

13, I have to look far away so that my eyes can fill you.

14, I'll sell it to you by the catty. According to the current housing price in Beijing, I can probably buy a Forbidden City. ...

15, I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

16, you are so tall that you are taller than me when you lie down.

17, you walked in front of the TV, and I missed the whole episode.

18, I never worry about wasting when eating with you.

19, the figure reported by others is three measurements, and you only need to report one diameter.

20. Being seen by darling daughter is a blessing.