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Mosquitoes spoil me alone.
I was bitten by mosquitoes all night yesterday and woke up in the morning. I just found out that my mosquito-repellent incense didn't open
Don't talk, I'm filming mosquitoes.
The dead mosquito bit my face again. Is this your first day out? Don't know the rules of biting people but not biting their faces?
Mosquitoes are coming in, don't let them get away.
6. I was awakened by mosquitoes at four or five in the morning. I was so angry that I almost painted myself as a flower fairy with toilet water
7, the finger was bitten by a mosquito, maybe it also fell in love with the taste of Shu.
8. Since the last mosquito bite on the soles of your feet, your eyelids have been bitten. This should be the top three places that hate being bitten.
9. My eyes are bad or my tattoo is too good. Wandering leisurely in a white room, it will disappear in an instant.
10, open the quilt, mosquitoes are so rampant. ...
1 1. I have not been bitten by mosquitoes all summer. I get bitten by mosquitoes every day, damn mosquitoes.
12, being buzzed by mosquitoes, I can't sleep after waking up, and I have to get up early for work and cry tomorrow.
13, one of the most uncomfortable parts bitten by mosquitoes, the heel, was awakened by itching in the middle of last night, and I really want to cut it off with a knife.
14, I watered desperately in my dream, and I made blood for mosquitoes.
15, I am tall, 6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.
16, when I finish this bottle of insecticide, you bite!
17, I don't know how many slaps I gave myself to shoot this mosquito to death.
18, several mosquito bites. I locked it in a mosquito net. I have to kill it at noon, and we can only live one.
19, from today on, Mosquito and I will not * * *.
20, 10 minutes bitten by mosquitoes 13 packs, and killed three mosquitoes, speechless, at this moment I suddenly felt crushed to death by life.
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