2020 ruthless and funny talk

1. Report to the teacher, can you finish the class first? Because my wife is hungry. That day, I was moved by this sentence.

2. Teacher, I finished writing in winter vacation homework, but you have to scan the QR code I drew to receive it.

3. If your friend is gone, you can find him again; If the brother is gone, you can do it again; When the heart is gone, people are ruined.

On Valentine's Day, a MM called him: Come to my house, no one! He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

5. Why didn't you answer the phone? ! The ringtone is so beautiful that I can't bear to answer it.

Today, a group of Japanese came to visit our school. To tell the truth, this is the first time I've seen a Japanese wearing clothes!

7. Say to the fat man: In the eyes of eating goods, you will always be just a piece of meat.

8. I especially like the teacher digressing in class, suddenly chatting all over the floor, then chatting away, and then class is over.

9. When buying watermelons, 100% people will knock watermelons and most of them don't know how to knock there.

10. I think the square dance aunt should hold an electric mosquito swatter and harm people while exercising.

1 1. Senior three math teachers give lectures at 4G speed, senior students attend lectures at wifi speed, senior students remember at 3G speed, and senior students watch at 2G speed.

12. Come on, is the game important to me? I dare to play games without hitting you, don't you think?

13. This is the third day and the last year. If you confess, that's good. Forget it if you don't confess.

14. Don't work hard, at least now you can use laziness as an excuse.

15. The difficulty of marriage lies in whether we fall in love with each other's advantages or live with each other's shortcomings.

16. Some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

17. If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on with what others fart.

18. For girls, what is more terrible than being fat 10 kg is that their girlfriends have lost 5 kg.

19. Every time I weigh myself, I comfort myself that there is too much ink in my stomach.

20. Some people say that it is easy to have a car accident when you walk and play with your mobile phone. Scared me to play while running.

2 1. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

22. Every time I look in the mirror, I have an impulse to smash it. I am so handsome, there can only be one in the world.

23. Don't envy me for not having homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired I am to wear, eat and play every day?

24. As soon as I did my homework, I found the desk fun, the pen fun and the nails fun.

Every time you get angry with your daughter-in-law, you must calm down, take a deep breath and tell yourself: I chose, I deserved it, I chose, I deserved it.

26. In summer, I thanked two people: an American named Willis Kelly, who invented air conditioning. Another China man named Hou Yi killed nine suns.

27. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

It is said that 90% of boys like to touch girls' heads, and 80% of girls touch boys' heads to touch their sons.

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grow up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized in an internet cafe, and there are still many choices.

30. I heard that people who have been typing typos have higher IQ, because their IQ is too high, so their hands can't keep up with the rhythm of brain operation.

3 1. Junior high school friends have become goddesses, and they have all taken off their orders. It's just that I'm getting farther and farther on the road of ridicule.

32. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

33. I will study hard in July, make progress every day, and never play mobile phones or fall in love again. If not, I'll send it in August.

34. While eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian who shines?

35. Walking alone at night, it is particularly dark around, and I am handsome and afraid that others will not see me.

36. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me. Do you have a good boyfriend?

37. If God closes a door for me, please close the window conveniently. Dad is going to turn on the air conditioner.

38. I think the square dance aunt should hold an electric mosquito swatter and do harm to the people while exercising.

39. Is League of Legends important or me? I dare to play League of Legends, not you. Who do you think is important?

40. Since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is in pain.

Heartless personality signature, heartless, not tired of living.

1. The only thing I can let go of is the following nine words: eat, sleep and laugh.

People who attach great importance to feelings will not have a good life after all. Trust, dependence, nostalgia, minutes will abuse you beyond redemption.

I wonder if heartless people will live long. However, it is true that heartless people are not tired.

4. Learn to be ruthless, never get to the bottom of everything, and never try easily. Because in this mask-ridden world, hypocrisy is always rampant, and it is always normal to take part in accidental amusement. It is not necessary to see everything so clearly.

Don't be too sensitive and think too much, or you will hurt yourself.

6. Sometimes, less muscle is better than more worry. Without heart and lungs, you can live without being tired!

7. Sometimes you feel tired because you think too much. People who think too much live a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions.

8. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of emotions and can't move. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere.

9. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

10. Every heartless present has a painful past.

1 1. No matter who you are with, friends or strangers, learn to smile even when you are sad.

12. It is better to enjoy a heartless life than to be tired.

13. Live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

14. Softness is a disease. It always makes you forgive others and then gives others a chance to hurt themselves.

15. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than look miserable.

16. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

17. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

18. There are too many imperfections in life. Accept it calmly, lose it indifferently, and let nature take its course.

19. Sometimes I really want to be a puppet. In this way, you can live mercilessly.

20. I didn't know until I grew up, "Try not to disturb others, and others had better not bother me." This sentence is not indifference, but maturity.

Speaking of heartlessness.

First, plagiarism is not necessarily plagiarism, but looking for the sound of * * *.

Second, I am actually very happy, even without love.

Third, woman, I want to be your good husband and best boyfriend. I'm sorry, I really don't know how to comfort my woman.

Fourth, if I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have so many emotions; If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't be so heartless; If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't think so much every day. You don't need me anymore, so why bother me! Repeated emotions every day, bear it! Desperate care, but your every move is in my eyes! Disappointed for a long time, maybe I will forget you!

If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.

Sixth, say such a heavy problem early in the morning! I also want to try my best to improve the store's performance, but is it useful to rely on me alone? I am heartless these days, not because I don't want to, but because I have an unspeakable taste in my heart! Is it really time to give up?

Seven, standing in the same place, looking back, it turned out that the road I walked was so hard and unforgettable.

Eight, forget that childish oath, the reality will never exist.

Nine, I don't know what I want, and it is also very troublesome. I know what I want. The first one can live mercilessly. The second one is too clear. It's too difficult to think of a person's golden mean.

10. To think that you are cared for by others is actually self-love.

I really hope that I am an irresponsible person! No matter what you have, how nice it is to pat your ass and leave! Ruthlessness is really better than this!

I have done many shameful things in my life. For example, when arguing with others, tears fell before the aggrieved person could speak. For example, when Ke San failed the exam for the first time, he came back from the examination room and cried all the way on his bike. For example, if you are drunk, make a phone call that has been on, but you don't answer it. He always likes to make rude remarks and apologize and regret the next day. In fact, having no distractions doesn't mean you don't feel sad. You are not strong, and there is no one to carry it for you.

Thirteen, it is also a kind of happiness to be able to hold on to the faint sadness that some time can't take away.

What I can do in my next life is not to let us pass by.

Fifteen, suddenly found that these twenty years have been very tired. Laugh, people say you are heartless; Cry, people say you are sentimental. Handle every relationship carefully and maintain every relationship with fear, but even if I don't care about others, I will have an opinion.

Some words are buried in my heart. For example, every time I walk through the street we walk through, my heart hurts.

The summer vacation is not over yet, and I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

Eighteen years old, I love so deeply, more seriously than anyone else, but in the end I am the only one left.

Love and thinking are my daily tasks, for me.

Part I: You are the headmaster; Part II: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

Twenty-one, how can there be too many disappointments in life? Life is too short to care too much. Heartbroken, it is insensitive; If you overdraw your tears, you will become heartless in the future. Not so brave, at least you can face it calmly; Not so perfect, at least with a clear conscience. Life is crying to yourself and laughing at others.

Twenty-two, let the storm come more violently, and let those who date get soaked.

I gave you my heart, so don't give it back.

If I really love someone, I am willing to wait, whether it is worth it or not.

Be a heartless person. Tell me about it.

First, sometimes, you feel tired because you think too much. People who are overly sensitive have a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of emotions and can't move. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere. Sometimes, it is better to care less than to care more. Without heart and lungs, you can live without being tired!

Second, I'm sorry, I can't love you anymore, and I will always remember your kindness.

Third, I also want to be ruthless, indifferent, indifferent and insensitive, but what can I do? One look from others can confirm that I don't want to hurt others for a long time, but I have hurt others in a mess for so long, but I am still so selfish, stubborn, dependent on mental illness, obsessed with obsessive-compulsive disorder, hesitant, clear about love and hate, bohemian and free. Anyway, Erebati, stay away from me. I'm poisonous, poisonous.

Fourth, some people, when they encounter setbacks, have strong psychological recovery ability, and they may look fine in a few days. People will always think that you are heartless and won't feel bad. Oh, Mecca, when you were still immersed in the first setback, I had experienced three setbacks and faced life with a smile. Optimists are destined to bear more, so they also need to have a better digestive function.

Five, my heart is so big, you look at it and put your so-called love in it.

6. It is estimated that dreaming about going out to play is the most tiring. You have to buy tickets and line up. In the dream, you are also heartless, tossing around. This night is really busy, but why did you wake up in the morning and find yourself sleeping in your own bed? Why? Why? Why?

Say to yourself, I'm sorry, I haven't learned to love myself these years.

Eight, seemingly ruthless, in fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else.

9. I won't make noise alone at night. When I am tired, I will squat down and hug myself.

Ten, some things mature after experience, and some people finally know.

Eleven, in just one or two days, Fanfan was pushed to the forefront. Please don't try to figure out what you don't know, and don't add fuel to the fire. There are always people who say that Mei Geni is brainless and blind, and deny the fact that he is protecting Wu Yifan. But if someone is heartless and heartless and fabricates events, where does the protection come from? Wu Yifan deserves our protection, and more importantly, every one of us in Mei Geni believes in him. Support you, Wu Yifan!

12. I think most people living in this world are too persistent about the invisible and intangible things like face. For example, I hope that I will always be free, always do whatever I want, and always feel at ease. Or it's best not to look back in this life, and it's best not to talk to anyone easily, because I ask myself to be a effortless and heartless person in the eyes of others. I have no other ideas, but I think it's cool.

Thirteen, there are so many right and wrong, because parting becomes less important. Mixed with a little guilt, a little disappointment. I don't remember those bad things. Those carefree days can never be found again. We should all start thinking about the future and then go our separate ways.

Fourteen, future husband, although we don't know each other yet, I heard your call.

Fifteen, others can see your scars, but they will never feel your pain.

Sixteen, memories, only for "nostalgia", not for "repetition".

Seventeen, Pisces speaks so smartly, but after all, it is no match for inner fragility. I feel insecure like a child and sometimes cry my eyes out. I can't express my fears to others (especially my closest relatives). Occasionally, I will be happy because of a small matter, and I am eager to share simple happiness with you.

18. Once, just once, can't replace eternity. You are just a passer-by in my life.

Nineteen, when the tears stop, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

Twenty, you know, the taste of pain, pain is because you want to forget who.

Twenty-one, some things don't ask, don't care, but believe, ask, don't believe, but care. I always feel that some things are unwilling to try, but I still have to stick to it impulsively when I know that there is no result. Only when you are most depressed and helpless will you know who are friends, dogs, animals and people. It is better to be naive and unhappy than to see and know too much about life. Ruthless, not tired of living.

Twenty-two, I don't want to complain, I don't want to refuse, I just want to find that heartless, laughing mindless self.

Twenty-three, it seems that everything can be tolerated, but it seems that nothing can be tolerated. Seems to care about everything, and seems to be indifferent to everything. It seems very guilty, and it seems heartless. It seems that I really want to talk, chatter endlessly, and have nothing to say like a mute. I seem to want to cry and laugh. People, that's strange.

Twenty-four, there are many things in the world that don't actually exist, but people are still saying.

Twenty-five, memories are the best ending, so are fools, and they can't escape sadness.

Twenty-six, don't love, don't love. If we break up, bye. Don't fucking say we don't get along.

27. Sometimes, promises will only be remembered by those who listen.

28. Some people have stories, while others have stories without plots.

Twenty-nine, always like this, remember too little, forget too much.

How can sincerity change, how can love be allowed to intervene, and how can sadness be clearly stated?