Thick homesickness sketches funny fast! ! !

I want to sing a song to celebrate my hometown.

B: OK!

A: Listen: (singing) "Our hometown is in the field of hope."

B: Good!

A: "There is smoke in the newly-built village house."

B: that's a good word!

A: "The river flows through beautiful villages."

B: Better!

A: "A piece of winter wheat-

B: Wheat is good!

A: "A piece of sorghum."

B: sorghum is growing well!

A: "Ten miles away-"

B: Ten miles is good.

A: "The lotus pond-"

B: The lotus pond is good.

What are you talking about?

B: Aren't you praising your village? I am praising your village.

A: Then you can't be that simple!

B: What's the matter?

A: Wheat, sorghum, Shili and lotus pond! Does anyone talk like that?

That's not my fault.

Who is to blame?

Blame you.

A: How can you blame me?

Who told you to keep singing? This singing method is more abstract. If you want to be specific, I have something to say.

A: When it comes to specific issues, do you have something to say?

I am engaged in language arts. As soon as you said it, my words came.

A: Everyone is listening. Look what I'm talking about. Whether he has something to say or not.

B: Go ahead.

I want to talk about our village.

B: Great!

There you go again.

B: I want to ask you, which village are you from?

We are from Xihu Road Village.

B: Zucchini Village? Then we are not far away.

Are you from Zucchini Village, too?

B: This is Guacun, Jiadong.

Does that make sense? That's more like it?

B: What is Zucchini Village?

A: West Lake Road, to build a new socialist countryside, we should not only be rich in grain, happy and healthy, but also dress up a beautiful home. We built an artificial lake with blisters and planted a circle of willows around the lake. A road in the village, walking on it is like walking on the ten-mile embankment of the West Lake. We named it Xihu Road-

B: Oh! Xihu road? I thought zucchini was planted in your village.

A: After the Third Plenary Session, our village became rich from poverty and embarked on the road of happiness day by day.

B: The days are getting better every day.

A: Now every household has surplus grain and savings.

That's great.

a； The poor ravine turned into a rice river.

Who can say that?

What was the taste of chicken in our village before?

What is that smell?

Listen to the hen crow (like a hen) and cluck.

What is that smell?

A: That's a complaint.

What are you talking about?

A: (like a hen) "I'm hungry!"

B: It's not enough to listen to this ration.

Now the cock crows-

B: What's your name?

A: As soon as he entered the village in the morning, the rooster pulled his neck: (like a rooster crowing) "Rolle Rolle."

What does this mean?

A: That's a roar. "Be energetic-"

B: Even the cock crow sounds beautiful.

A: Life is different every day.

B: Great!

A: The road is getting brighter and brighter.

B: Great.

A: Our days are getting better every day.

B: Great.

A: You are speechless.

That's great.

How are you?

B: What's the matter?

A: Look, you just said "How wonderful" and "Great" for a long time. Always a word back and forth.

B: Good. How could it be bad?

What do you do?

Language arts.

A: Language art pays attention to the beauty of language. Our motherland has such a rich language and describes so many words. Can't you change some? Don't you think it's monotonous to put the word "good" back and forth? Don't you feel poor? Aren't you bored? Don't you feel tasteless?

B: Put your mouth behind your head.

What happened to the back of your head?

B: I tell you, praising the excellent situation in the countryside is inseparable from this good word.

I can't live without it. I sing praises to you and West Lake Village. I don't use this word. Using other words to describe it is much richer than using a good word alone.

B: Don't brag yet. Let me ask you something. I asked you to say this nice thing in less than five minutes.

A: I can't get out for half an hour.

You must say it in five minutes.

A: If you say it, I will break that half steel column. (The previous program was Qigong stacking steel columns and stepping on eggs.)

B: ok, I'll see you fold the steel column later.

A: If I can't say it, you will step on an egg.

B: I'm good at stepping on the gas pedal. I can't eat on it.

A: All right! All right! Here we go.

B: I asked. Xiao Jiang, I heard that your village is good?

A: Our village? It's similar to your winter melon village.

B: Why do you still mention Guadonggua Village?

A: What you just said.

Forget it. Life in your village is really good.

However, our village is not worth mentioning-in fact, isn't it?

B: Don't be modest either. Who doesn't know your village-

A: Yes.

B: Your village is very famous in our area.

A: Poor gully.

That was a thing of the past. Now the scene is simple-

A: It's similar to that in the newspaper.

Let me read the newspaper. Yes! It's really-

A: It's too short.

B: it's not the length, that article makes people-

A: At a glance.

I know you too. Can't you tell people to read newspapers? ! You must say what I asked you.

A: You forced me to say it after all. There is no such thing as you.

B: Ask and answer questions!

A: I can't say that either.

B: Then go ahead.

A: You ask!

B: Life in your village is getting worse every day.

A: I have money.

B: the reason for getting rich is that the party's rural policy is too-

A: Wise.

B: So the whole village praised the party-

A: Great.

B: Has your village been divided into fields?

A: They are all guaranteed.

Oh, that crop must grow-

A: Strong.

B: A strong team will reap the fruits in autumn.

A: Strong.

B: When I was young-

A: Great!

Tell me one thing. Your village is doing very well-

A: That's interesting.

You are also very interesting.

A: Don't ask either. You ask questions about things that everyone knows. Let me tell you something new in the village. Our village is different from other villages.

B: What's the difference?

A: Our village husband and wife donated money to build water conservancy and power generation.

Oh!

A: The brigade spends money on intellectual investment.

B: Hey!

A: There is a stage in our village, and every household has a TV. Do you know the name of that young man in the past?

B: What's your name?

A: It's called a single gourd.

Just be a bachelor. Why bother?

A: There are too many bachelors, and a string is like a gourd.

B: There are quite a few bachelors.

a； Now that the village is rich, all the bachelors are married.

I hear you have a good date?

A: Don't talk to everyone. This isn't-this is ridiculous.

B: Everyone praised her appearance-

A: Handsome.

I heard that a new house has been built in your village.

A: There are all kinds of rooms. There are two floors, quadrangles. You think my brother and I built four big houses in the north.

B: Hey! There is a small room in that tile house-

A: Bright.

B: as soon as it lights up, it will appear-

A: Spacious.

When I'm spacious, I just-

A: Yes.

B: As long as you are happy-

A: Please help yourself.

B: As soon as I get home-

A: Come on.

B: When you get excited-

A: Very comfortable.

B: Once you feel comfortable-

Have you finished your meal? Several rooms are very beautiful, and I toss and turn in them. Ask!

That's what I'm saying. You also live in a new house, and your life is rich. It's time to eat something-

A: It's smooth.

B: That's easy to say-

A: Eat something elegant.

This stress is-

A: Have something light.

B: Do you still talk about colors here?

What did you eat? Stick noodles, what color is the stick noodles?

B: Yellow.

Now I always eat white flour. White is much lighter than yellow.

B: to say that the light color is better than the yellow one-

A: Slippery.

B: So the yellow one is not as good as the white one.

A: Soft.

B: Do you want to hide-

A: That word.

Which word?

A: That female character added a child.

How to pronounce this word?

I don't know this word.

B: They are all illiterate.

A: Don't ask. Even if you ask me for three days and nights, I can't say the word. If you don't believe me, let's try. Let me tell you about most of our village.

B: Tell me about most of this situation.

I promise I won't say that word. I'm out of that word.

B: I can't believe you couldn't say it.

A: Our village not only carries out material civilization construction, but also carries out spiritual civilization construction.

B: Building two civilizations.

Our village is now a famous civilized village. In the past, people in that village always asked when they met: Did you-did you eat?

Have you had a meal

I used to be hungry. Nowadays, it is common to talk about civilization and manners. Now, hold hands and ask: you-good morning!

B: Even foreign words have come out.

I realized that I had to speak a foreign language. You have to divide the land into households, you also divide a field, and I also divide a field. Who doesn't want to plant the field smoothly and almost spit out the word? Therefore, everyone consciously learns foreign languages and introduces advanced foreign experience.

Yes, many young people in rural areas learn foreign languages. Then what does this good morning mean?

Good morning is a greeting in the morning.

What do you greet in the morning?

Didn't you trip this morning?

B: Who tripped this morning?

A: That's what it means anyway. Our village is a well-known civilized village, with 89 households evaluated by 100.

What do you mean by five not bad families?

A: Anyway, everyone understands.

B: He pushed it to everyone again.

What village was our village in the past?

B: What village?

A: A noisy village.

B: Poor and noisy, hungry and fighting.

I think you’ve put your finger on it. Only when you are poor will you argue. You see, after you get rich, the husband and wife are also-harmonious. The same is true between father and son. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are also beautiful. Brothers are also-harmony. Sisters are-made up. Everyone is-and.

He just missed the word.

A: Let me tell you more about the small auditorium built in our village. This small auditorium is built very high. I also bought a movie machine, which can-can be washed. Let the little man out. He's cute.

B: Don't move. That's a slide.

A: We also set up an amateur art troupe, and several people formed a brass band.

B: Set up a brass band in the countryside!

Everyone wants to be rich. Let's organize a brass band. I said yes, let's buy a musical instrument and buy that-

B: What's this?

A: It has been handled.

B: If you have money, do you still need to buy something to deal with?

A: We can't afford it because it's too high. When we play this song together, it will ring.

B: What music are you playing?

Answer: (Learn the tune "Socialism is Good" from the trumpet)

B: What's the name of this song?

A: Socialism is good!

B: Hey, it's out of bounds. Baidu map.