Humorous sentences that are childish to bursting.

1, Xiong Haizi in the monkey world is also very annoying. Even mom can't stand it. Mother monkey: Hey, why did you bite me like this? I bite you, bite you, bite you back!

On the first day, I went to a primary school to give a lecture. I feel so nervous that I want to vomit blood. I just don't want to meet Xiong Haizi.

3. I miss my holiday in Xiong Haizi ... It feels like Chinese New Year, with fewer people and fewer cars.

4. A few noisy adults in the same carriage (grabbing a red envelope for live broadcast) are no less aggressive than a group of Xiong Haizi ―― there is no sound in headphones at all.

5. Behind every group of Xiong Haizi, there is a loveless mother who is distressed by capital letters.

6. Every morning is a day to do exercises with primary school students. The slogan of the PE teacher in the loudspeaker makes you shout the rhythm of shouting wheat. You do two or three sets of exercises early in the morning, and each set is faster than the nightclub. Hey, I can't keep up. I feel so tired. Poor Xiong Haizi, poor me.

7. Lovely Xiong Haizi ~ You just looked up in less than two months.

Xiong Haizi is singing and dancing in the middle of the night. It's been an hour, and there is no sign of ending. So I can call 1 10 to disturb the people. That's really enough.

9. When children are young, there is nothing to talk about. All kinds of crying and rolling are hooligans. At this time, parents are most patient with their children and can't beat and scold. They even asked others to tolerate all the misconduct of Xiong Haizi.

10, brush my boy's teeth tonight, tell him to catch bugs, and dig out a black sesame while brushing, but he should cooperate well and help me catch bugs after brushing himself. . . This Xiong Haizi is really gullible. .