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Let's talk about it after ligation
On the day of 520, everyone said I love you at FB candlelight dinner, but my husband directly showed his love to me with actions ~! His love for me is that he offered to have a ligation operation. After giving birth to preserved eggs and Zhaoen Ge, my husband and I have completely decided not to have any more children. The process from pregnancy to childbirth to nursing to companionship to education is really a "sweet" burden!
In fact, we are guests of honor and don't want to have children at all! We like the free life so much that we can go wherever we want ~ we can go around the island if we want! Go abroad if you want! There is no burden at all! Because my husband really doesn't like to use condoms, I think most men don't love condoms! It is because of frequent sexual life that we suddenly come too early to prepare condoms ~ I know we are too impulsive! (Don't learn) So we accidentally gave birth to two babies, which is really worth fighting!
We are the kind of people who always tell everyone before we get married that we don't want to have children. In the process of planning the wedding, we may be too relaxed! When I was preparing again, I was pregnant with my preserved sister, feeling that after giving birth to my sister! That should be enough! ~ One day after marriage, my husband was drinking, probably because of alcohol. * * * was too slow, and he accidentally won the prize and got pregnant with Zhaoen Ge! So the couple who don't want children ~ We gave birth to two babies, a girl and a boy, just right! The child is very clever ~ what luck! Didn't make us suffer too much!
So my husband and wife's biggest problem is contraception, and we really don't want to regenerate! So my husband went online to do his homework silently and secretly, and studied what it would be like for girls to wear contraceptives. He found it cruel for girls to use contraception! And it is very likely that the contraceptive device will fall into the pelvic cavity when girls wear it, which is really dangerous! In addition to installing the IUD, you have to operate it, even if you take it out, you have to operate it again! And there is a risk of infection.
My husband doesn't want to see me have another operation after giving birth to two babies ~ and he doesn't want me to cause gynecological problems in the future! So I think he wants to have his own ligation ~ thank you, my husband, for fear that I may get pregnant unexpectedly again ~ because I am already very scared! Avoid winning the third prize! So my husband, he chose ligation to love me!
It's the day of ligation soon ~ at first, my husband's mobile phone slipped easily! He fell asleep because people waited too long in the operating room! Excuse me, big brother, how tired are you? Not nervous at all! ? I was too nervous.
The following is a portrayal of my husband's own mood for your reference, if the man is still hesitating! You can read this article ~ if your wife doesn't want to have another baby! You can also refer to it!
I believe that most men don't like to use condoms, right? ! Of course, I am no exception! So I searched the Internet for the types of permanent contraception. Among them, male ligation is more convenient, safer, cheaper and simpler than female ligation! That's what I found. ) I also understand that my wife gave birth to two lovely babies very hard. It's time to stand up and say loudly ~ ~ ~ Let me do it! I just don't want to wear condoms. )
Later, I checked that almost all large and medium-sized hospitals with urology are doing this operation, but there seems to be no specially recommended master on the Internet. So it's good to lock in a few hospitals close to home, and just because there are nurses who know Zhongrong, I asked my friends to recommend them and locked them in Zhongrong's urology consultation. One day, after it was my turn to register in line, I told the doctor directly that I wanted to have a vasectomy as soon as I entered the door. As usual, the doctor explained the operation process and the information I needed to know.
My ligation operation is to cut an incision in the midline of scrotum, and then find the left and right vas deferens from this incision, pull them out, tie them up and cut them off. This is a vasectomy. The operation time is about half an hour, only local anesthesia is needed, and hospitalization is not needed at all. After the ligation operation is completed in the operating room, you can go home and rest without affecting your actions or even your daily life!
It is said that the influence is likely to be that the feet will go away a little these days! Squatting down will feel a little tight ~ if you are not a person who needs a lot of labor, you can go to work directly on the same day or the next day.
After the ligation wound is healed, it will not affect any sexual function or * * * (* * is still strong), and the appearance of genitals will not change.
I can still get an erection, * * * (just no sperm). What should you pay attention to after ligation: First of all, do a good job of contraception! About 15 lens with a sleeve ~ use up hundreds of millions of bullets first haha ~ although I don't want to wear a sleeve! But I'm afraid there will be a big heartbeat after ligation. The doctor asked me to have a check-up after three months of ligation. If there is no sperm in * * *, there is no need to wear a condom!
Let's talk about the operation process first. After lying down at first, cover the quilt. I saw someone on the internet saying that the feet should be fixed and the younger brother should be stuck! But I didn't! Then the doctor began to clean and disinfect. I thought I would shave off some * * *, but I didn't. After washing with alcohol, the doctor said to start, first hit the anesthetic!
The first needle went down and gasped! *** OOXX~ Sorry, I can't help swearing in my heart for a moment! That kind of feeling is really hard to describe ~ besides the pain, there is also the feeling that the ball was hit by a stone in an instant! Suddenly, the doctor said, I thought it was okay. Although it hurts to insert an anesthetic needle, 1.2 seconds passed, and my tooth was fine as soon as I bit it. I can bear it for the happiness of not wearing a condom in the future, but the doctor went on to say that two more injections would be fine!
Shrimp? Dig Li Le > _< I have to grit my teeth twice! I really don't feel anything after anesthesia. The doctor begins to tell you where the operation will be performed. Now the left vas deferens has been cut and knotted, and it feels as if a thread (vas deferens) has been pulled from the testis.
Change the other side! There is a pleasant chat in the middle. Doctors say that the number of male vasectomies has exploded in recent years! It seems that raising children is really not easy! Moreover, male ligation is really the best method, without complications and sequelae.
How time flies ~ It didn't take long for the doctor to say, get up and get dressed. I can get up and get dressed by myself in this part. After the operation, I only feel the left and right sides being pulled! Tightness! But I'm not sure from which side (because the anesthesia has not been completely relieved). Later, I listened to the doctor's advice and took painkillers to relieve the discomfort after the anesthetic was gone. Later, with the decline of time and drug intensity, until the first night of sleep, there will be obvious traction on the left and right sides of the scrotum, and there will be swelling and discomfort on the balls, but it will not be unbearable, so I didn't take painkillers!
I feel much better after 4-5 days! Only occasional big moves can make people feel it. On the fifth day, the swelling of the ball has been reduced by half. A week later, I went back to check the wound. The doctor looked at it and said that the wound was healing well. Strictly speaking, it takes about 2 weeks to feel nothing. Fortunately, there is no need to take out stitches, and the stitches will naturally fall off. Up to now, I have completed the ligation operation for 2 weeks, and the suture naturally falls off without any discomfort. Wait for * * * inspection in three months, no problem. hahaha
Postoperative experience: give advice to a good husband who wants to be ligated, and the knot will be right. There is no need to hesitate. Although there is a little discomfort in the process, I believe that the pain of a few seconds is absolutely nothing compared with the pain of giving birth. It's definitely worth it to help your beloved wife share some pain! If you also want to know which doctor performed the operation, please ask me again! But we still have to respect our husband's own wishes!
Demi Wei-Demima authorized to reprint the original source. Ligation is the way my husband loves me: all the records and feelings of the ligation process.
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