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Talking about exams
1, before the exam, the children who studied well said that I had taken the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .
2, the exam is really Soeasy, where not to take the exam!
3. I don't know how many brain cells have died because of those damn rights, interests, profits and losses! I still find it interesting. People are really ~ cheap ~! But at the thought of the exam, I am still very upset! ! !
4. Cheating in the exam, making concerted efforts, copying the foundation, blindly copying the foundation, and ensuring passing. If there is a snitch, the class will be violent.
5, the teacher asked, others cheated you once, what was the second time, and the deskmate blurted out to cheat.
6, the exam is coming, can be divided into two types of people, I went to the exam and I went to the exam; After the exam, I finished the exam. Shit, it's over.
7. We all sleep in class, jump after class and die in exams!
8, whether you look at it or not, the score is there, neither increasing nor decreasing. Whether you drive or not, your attitude is there, neither slow nor slow. If you fail, or don't, your destiny is there, whether you are sad or not. Let me recite the exam questions, or let the exam questions live in my heart. Silence, calm, silence, happiness.
9. It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.
10, tomorrow's exam, I wish myself good luck in the exam, and I wish you all the best!
1 1, the exam is like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got my test paper back.
12, pull with your fingers. You can count the number of times you have entered the classroom this semester with one hand. Who are you to say no?
13. When the scores are announced in the mid-term exam, good students will be favored. Should the so-called bad students call their parents?
14, I believe I have a bright future, no matter how I do in the exam.
15, invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.
16, some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.
17, I hate people dragging their English with me, and I can't understand anything.
18, study If you study, how can you still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!
19, the weather is unpredictable, and people have fortunes. Good luck with the exam.
20. During the exam, a classmate came from the invigilator. Teacher, what are you copying? Classmate, I am copying the questions. Teacher, why did you copy the questions? Students, prepare for the make-up exam.
2 1, I found it was not you, it was the exam, and the exam never left us. Then why did you give me up?
22. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help vomiting. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting?
23, the paper must be handed down, this is called stability.
24, the exam is not falling in love, please don't make eyes; The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.
25. I still remember when I was a child, I held spicy strips in one hand and a dime of water in the other, and I ate with relish.
26. Don't measure my future path by exam results.
27. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.
28. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.
29. When I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school.
30. Sometimes the invigilator says that I put things unrelated to the exam on the podium now, and I really want to put myself on it.
3 1, hope to get a master's degree, don't be afraid of the exam!
32. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.
33. Our class teacher took the paper and said, "Send a stack of papers."
34. After the exam, I feel that it is beginning to snow.
35. Since dating is not allowed, don't give a school uniform at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.
36. The teacher handed out the examination paper, and the girl at the back took an extra one, shouting, Teacher, I have it, I have it. The boy said, "It's mine, it's mine."
37. I just want to talk about the exam. What are you?
38. Self-study can become a talent, including a fool.
39. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the examination range is wider than the sky!
Tell me about the exam. Tell me about the exam.
First, all the students who want to take the exam, let's work together, shall we?
Second, when the exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.
Third, some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange.
It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.
5. Don't use my exam results to measure my future path.
6. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.
Seven, tomorrow's exam, I wish myself a smooth exam, and I wish you all the best!
I believe I have a bright future in the exam.
Nine, before the exam, the children who studied well said that I went to the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .
After the exam, I felt it began to snow in my heart.
Sometimes the invigilator says that I put things that have nothing to do with the exam now, and I really want to put myself on the podium.
Twelve,? We all sleep in class, jump after class and die in exams!
Thirteen, I just want to talk about the exam. What are you?
Fourteen, I found that it was not you, but the exam, which never left us. Then why did you give me up?
Fifteen, pull the trigger with your fingers. You can count the number of times you have entered the classroom this semester with one hand. Who are you to say no?
Sixteen, when the mid-term exam results are announced, good students will be favored, and the so-called bad students will call their parents?
17. Someone who secretly loves me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm? 1, I want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of the exam, and I have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.
Eighteen, every exam is a grandson's question, my son invigilates, I won't!
Nineteen, the exam is coming, how I hope that something will happen to the invigilator.
Twenty, scum is bitter, scum is tired, can't sleep before the exam, and can't pass the exam at all. After the exam, scum is bald. Scum should be given to Xueba. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all.
Twenty-one, shit, there's an exam again. Why does time pass so quickly?
No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.
23. [The so-called Singles Day is a warning signal the day before the mid-term exam]
Twenty-four, the exam is a trivial matter, and the exam has completed a major event.
It's sunny outside now. I sat in a chair and wrote down my feelings after failure.
Twenty-six, when I grow up, I want to build a couple's school. Couples enter school, homework is halved, and exams are free.
I have a headache when I see the exam, and I would rather go to Sichuan for disaster relief.
Twenty-eight, those teachers who don't focus on the whole book are all angels and girls who lost their wings in previous lives. You can marry a key teacher when you meet him.
Twenty-nine, reading is reading, why do you still take exams? Is there so little trust between people?
30. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.
Thirty-one, I wanted to take advantage of the exam results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.
32. What about the final exam? Justin Bieber said it well: back, back, back ~ back, back *
Thirty-three, it is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.
34. It is illegal to deduct points from exams. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud. .
Not every teacher is an independent teacher, and not every student is Li Qi. This huge team is definitely more than hanging. I'm just one of many people. Therefore, failure is normal. At least, it's not that hard to open. So, this is a comfort to me. Ha, this snail-like comfort really works.
I want a stable score to resist the cruelty of the exam and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.
37. Where did all the students who failed the exam go?
Thirty-eight, the bell is an order, the bell is ringing, you should go!
Thirty-nine, there is an examination scope that requires the whole book to be tested, and there is an examination focus that requires me to focus on everything I have said. My heart sank after hearing the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears after hearing the second sentence.
Forty, our class teacher took the paper and said, hand out a stack of papers.
Forty-one, the exam is coming. Ask Kobe to control the ball, single subject 8 1 point, rocket control, 22 consecutive subjects, McGrady control, MD, 35 seconds 13 point.
Forty-two, how can I compare with my father? Mommy told me that she failed the math exam again.
Forty-three, once, you were the flower of the motherland and thrived. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.
Forty-four, I wanted to turn over a salted fish while taking advantage of the exam results, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.
Forty-five, don't cheat in the exam, don't be caught cheating, and don't confess if you are caught.
46. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming of the exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.
Talk about the coolness after the exam.
1. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It doesn't matter, the important thing is to participate. 2. After passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: Chinese, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned. 3. Review = fail, fail = fail, review+fail = fail+fail, extract the common formula (1+ no) review =( 1+ no) fail, and divide by (1+ no) at the same time, review. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off their grades? It's a pity that I didn't win the first place last time. Work harder this time and come back with the last one. 7. The invigilator said that I put things unrelated to the exam on the podium now, and I really want to put myself on it. 8. The teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time? 9. When I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and mathematics. As long as I gave a question, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now? 10. Failing to study, having fun, sleeping restlessly and eating too much 1 1. The exam is the same as the third grade, and its purpose is to destroy family harmony. 12. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores. 13. This kind of thing, the exam ranking table, you are ugly in front of you, I am handsome in my freedom. 14. Memorized knowledge points can't connect sentences intermittently in my mind. 15. During the exam, memory is like a lamp with poor contact. Knowledge points are in the brain, flickering and flickering. 16. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades? 17. I've been chasing you for more than ten years, just asking you to love me once during the final exam.
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