Complete lines of classic cross talk "Acute and Chronic"

lead: the impatience and the chronic impatience collide together, and it is really Mars that hits the earth, sparking everywhere. The following are the lines I collected about the comic dialogue script "Acute and Chronic". Welcome to read for reference!

A: hurry up! The last stage was like embroidery.

B (all the following words should be slowed down): Good eye. It was embroidered from 22 until it was finally finished a few days ago

A: Ten years! Such a huge project?

B: of course, so I carry it with me every day if I get a treasure.

A: oh, you still have it!

B: hmm!

A: is that convenient for everyone to see?

B: I'll show it to you (taking out props)

A: that's it? That's all you've done in ten years.

B: Hmm! (smug)

A: this is too slow! Partner with people like you, my heart, I always feel like-coals fall in my hair

B: What?

A: low-paying (action)

B: burning you to death

A: I always look like a mouse getting into the bellows

B: what?

A: I feel angry all over (action)

B: I'm so angry with you.

A: I always look like ...

b: (interrupting hastily and pushing away a), well done, don't look like it every time, it's annoying, you!

A: all this, do you know why?

B: fresh ... I really want to know

A: The reason is that we don't get along

B: (slowly) We don't get together. We just leave.

A: Look, even breaking up is so light and casual. Is there anything that can make you anxious and angry?

B Do you know what the greatest sorrow in life is?

B: let me guess. You mean, acute temper and chronic temper work together?

A: ah, I'm a little self-aware.

B: Then I ask, do you know what the biggest sorrow in life is?

A: I really don't know ...

B: Everyone knows-people are alive, but money is gone!

A: hey, this is nowhere to be found.

B: just kidding, hehe. Let me tell you, the answer is-impatience and chronic impatience are not only partners, but also partners in cross talk

A: God, earth, for the first time in my life, we have a tacit understanding (moved to hold B's hand)

B: Let go! My hands are covered with sweaty feet (wiping my hands on A)

A: Let me tell you, it's good for a chronic patient to know an acute one

B: An acute one doesn't know the beauty of a chronic one

A: It's wonderful for you. Do you remember the time when we were in love, when I took you to the wild?

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B: oh, don't say that in front of so many people!

A: why don't you say something?

B: so what about * * * nudity? (shy)

A: what's naked about having a barbecue?

B: oh, when you said barbecue, go ahead!

A: I miss you. I still remember when we were sitting by the fire, and you snuggled up to my shoulder and whispered to me

B: (holding A's arm) Dear

A: Alas!

B: I want to have a word with you.

A: You said

B: Then I will!

A: go ahead!

B: I told you not to get excited, okay?

A: ok!

B: it's a deal.

A: absolutely! . . . (Smells) What's that smell? Oh, my pants are on fire! (patting the trouser leg quickly) Why didn't you say so when you saw it?

B: you said you weren't excited. fortunately, I didn't say it, otherwise you wouldn't scold me!

A: look, this is the beauty of your slowness. Your pants are burnt out.

B: your impatience is no better. Do you remember when we first got married?

A: hmm!

B: I'm going to have children later for work, so you took me to the community health center.

A: I want a doctor to open a shop for birth control pills! The doctor prescribed a box of condoms.

B: you'd better pick it up and go home without asking!

A: hey, why not ask? just take it home for use.

B: but I got pregnant a month later.

A: I was very angry, so I took you to the doctor!

B: the doctor asked, what do you use?

A: I'll give her two for a meal!

B: look, you can't wait until you know what you are doing.

A: I can't help it. I'm telling you, our family is full of advanced races-acute temperament

B: I know a little bit about it, and our family is full of superior personalities-chronic temperament

A: we are fastidious about doing things, and everything is vigorous and vigorous, and everything is in full swing

B: we try to be slow and everything is slow. Don't do anything you shouldn't do.

A: I'll give you an example, so I won't believe you. Let me talk about my father first.

B: It's really a short temper. If it were me, I'd probably have to learn from my father's father's father. . . Speaking of

A: My dad is impatient, but it's like thunder, wind and fire, walking like a meteor, and fast as a hurricane.

B: Excuse me, may I ask your dad his surname is Sun?

A: your father's surname is sun, but I'm my parents' own

B: I feel that his father is the Monkey King!

A: when my mother gave birth to me in the delivery room, my father waited outside the delivery room.

B: It is estimated that there will be a good show again.

A: He sat down 98 times, stood up 18 times, and still ...

b: Wait, the middle 1

went to the previous page [1]. I stood up again before I sat down.

B: I was in a hurry.

A: Afterwards, according to his own statistics, I always wandered for dozens of kilometers.

B: Well, if your mother had a dystocia, she wouldn't have got lost.

A: as soon as the delivery door was opened, my dad rushed over with lightning speed.

B: He cares about the result.

A: My father burst into tears when he saw that the nurse's aunt was holding a girl in her arms.

B: Son preference. Ah, (jumping up in horror) you are a transsexual!

A: what? that's someone else's child.

B: oh, there is a mistake in feelings.

A: when I was taken out, my dad was so happy. I turned around and ran away before the fun was over.

B: Why did I go there?

A: I bought my school bag.

B: This is too urgent.

A: I couldn't open my eyes in a daze, and I heard my younger brother say, why didn't my brother open his eyes?

B: Who?

A: my little brother

B: when you were born, your little brother was at the scene, still talking?

A: Yes

B: Wait, I'm a little confused

A: What's the matter? My uncle's brother's name is Xiao Di

B: Hey, it made me sweat. I thought your family were all impatient, and the younger brother was born before his brother.

A: Is that something you can do in a hurry?

B?

A: Let's talk about my mother.

B: She's also impatient.

A: She's even more anxious than my father. Otherwise, how can we join forces to give birth to people like me … "urgent goods"?

B: It's an eye-opener today, and it's an urgent product.

A: Dragon begets dragon, and phoenix begets phoenix.

B: You were born to burrow rats.

A: You are the mouse.

B: Sorry, I'm just kidding. Dare you ask your mother what's the emergency?

A: my mom, it was a slow wind, and people were hanging in the air when they were walking, and the horse came and flew, but when they left, there was no trace.

B: Hehe, just after Wukong left, Nezha came again.

A: I'll go. There are no normal people in our family in your mouth.

B: it's Chinese new year. it's for fun!

A: it's Chinese new year! We both wish you good health and a good family! Hello, grandpa! Hello, grandma! Hello, dad! Hello, mom! Hello neighbors! Good society! Good work! Good career! Everything is fine!

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