Ancient classic jokes

What is humor? Humor is an ability, and humor is a strength. I believe there are many humorous people around us. Let's enjoy the old humorous jokes.

Ancient classic joke 1 In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who returned to his hometown after his term of office expired.

He found a strange old man at home who had never seen him before and asked, "Who are you?"

The old man said, "I am the land god of the county where you just left office!" " "

The county magistrate said, "Why are you here?"

The land god said, "You scraped all the land there, why don't I follow!" " "

A stingy man invited a friend to dinner, and the servant asked him if he wanted to serve wine. He was embarrassed to say directly: There are mountains outside the door, and they are always at the water's edge.

He said: one left and one press, the evening rises and the evening rises. Consciousness is more people, no wine.

A friend understood their code and said, "If you write, the wall is soilless." . Tian Shangxuan has another cow.

The Tang Priest and his disciples passed by a village and had a rest all night.

Early the next morning, they were all tied up by local villagers and met with officials.

Wang Er, a villager, pointed to Pig and said to the county magistrate, "Sir, something was lost in my house last night. That fat man must have stolen it. I saw him holding it in his hand this morning. "

The magistrate asked, "What have you lost?"

Wang Er replied, "The hoe for ploughing!"

Ancient classic joke 4 dogs eat calligraphy and painting

At the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, there was a wise man named Abby in Bifeng, Lanxi, Zhejiang Province. He often opposed the rich man.

One day, monopoly Zhou Daosheng spoke ill of Abby in a teahouse. Abby happened to pass by and walked in and said, "I had a strange thing today."

Zhou Daosheng quickly asked, "Brother Bi, what's so strange?"

Abby said, "My neighbor's dog has been stealing paintings and calligraphy recently. Today, the neighbor took out all the paintings and calligraphy collected at home.

I came to bask in the sun and was eaten by a dog. The owner killed the dog and cut open its belly. Guess what's inside? Ha, it's all bad pictures "

The tea drinker realized that Bi was laughing at Zhou Daosheng and burst out laughing.

Ancient classic joke 5 Blessed is the dog.

One day, Sun Man, a rich man, was going to give him a banquet. Long-term worker Abby went shopping with him and bought a whole basket of fish.

On the way back, Abby saw a yellow dog not far away, so he deliberately put down the basket and carried it. The yellow dog rushed over and took a bite of the meat. Sun Caizhu ordered Bi Nan to chase after him. Abby chased him for a while and came back empty-handed and said, "Oh, what a blessing for a sick dog!" "

Sun Man, a rich man, asked inexplicably, "What did you say?"

Abby said, "Well, as long-term workers, we work hard all year round and never eat a meal, just like your boss."

Say' destiny takes a hand', there is no luck. "

The rich man nodded and said, "Yes! Eating meat has the blessing of eating meat. Why do I always drink and eat?

This is' destiny takes a hand' "

Abby smiled and said, "Boss, that dead plague dog took the meat away. Like you, he is happy to eat meat. "

The rich man froze.

Ancient classic joke 6 Zhou Gong Zhou Po

Yang Langzhong's wife, Zhao, is so jealous that his concubines and maids are afraid to go near Yang Langzhong.

One day, Yang Langzhong took a copy of Shi Mao and repeatedly read several articles by Nan Zhou. He said, "This article is about how the empresses treat the inferior maids and concubines, praising the empresses for not being jealous."

Then he said, "If this article is not jealous, there will be more descendants." He also said: "Don't be jealous, the order of male superiority and female inferiority is right."

His wife listened and asked him what book he was reading. He replied, "Shi Mao." The wife asked again, "Who did it?" He replied, "Duke Zhou."

Zhao said, "No wonder it was the Duke of Zhou. If Mrs. Zhou did it, she certainly wouldn't say so! "

Ancient classic joke 7 is really hypocritical.

The academic views of the two Taoists are different and they are arguing endlessly. They boasted that they had got the true biography of Taoism, all said that they were true Taoism, and cursed each other for being false Taoism.

After quarreling for a long time, regardless of winning or losing, he went to Confucius' rostrum and asked Confucius to judge.

Confucius hurried down the steps, gave them a deep ceremony and said respectfully; "I am a Confucian in a broad sense, but I am different. Both old gentlemen are true Taoists. I have always admired Kong Qiu very much. How can it be fake? "

Hearing this, the two Taoist priests smiled and were very proud.

After the two men left, all the disciples complained about Confucius and said not to flatter the two Taoist priests.

Confucius said: "for such a shallow and ignorant person, just coax him away." Why bother them! "

Ancient classic joke 8 There is a prostitute in my heart

A group of people drink and have fun together accompanied by geisha.

Everyone was talking and laughing together, except an elderly man sitting in the chief with his eyes closed and his hands crossed, pretending to sit without looking.

When the banquet broke up, the geisha asked the elders for money. The elder was very angry and said, "I didn't look at you again. What reward do you want? "

Geisha retorted, "It looks ok, but my eyes are closed and I think badly!" " "

Seeing this, my brother Cheng Yi thought it was an insult and left. Cheng Hao is drinking, laughing and enjoying himself at home.

The next day, Cheng Yi asked his brother about it. Cheng Hao smiled and said, "There was a prostitute in my seat yesterday, but there was no prostitute in my heart." Today, there is no prostitute in the room, but there is a prostitute in your heart. "

Hearing this, Cheng Yi looked ashamed and bowed down to his brother.

If the heart is dyed, then the world is dyed; If the heart is clean, the world is clean.

Ancient classic joke 9 local tyrants get sick

There was an upstart who became a well-known rich man.

One morning, the rich man got up to look at the flowers and suddenly complained that he was ill.

His wife asked him what was wrong, and he said, "I was injured by dew on the wild rose when I was looking at flowers this morning." Please call a doctor at once. "

The wife said, "Don't forget that when I was begging with you, I was caught in a heavy rain under the bitter bamboo forest all night, and I didn't see you so sick!" "

Ancient classic joke 10 autumn portrait

Dang Taiwei wanted to paint a portrait, so he called the painter, but when the painter told him how much paint he needed and how much money he needed to buy it, he was unhappy and said he wouldn't paint.

Later, a painter was called in. Knowing that he didn't want to pay, the painter said, "It's not much to paint your portrait. Just a blank sheet of paper, a pen and a piece of ink are enough. "

Qiu was very happy and asked him what he painted. The painter said, "Black gauze hat, black robe, rhinoceros belt, black boots, draw a black boy next to you."

Qiu asked, "What color is my face?" The painter said, "Draw a table with black paint. You are sitting at the table with your head down. "

Qiu said: "The most important thing is face. What do others think of you with your head down? " The painter said, "How can you meet people with a face like Xianggong?"

Ancient classic joke 1 1 competing for seats

One day, the mouth suddenly asked the nose: "It is common sense that the job is high above and the incompetent is below." What are your virtues and abilities? Why are you above me? "

The nose replied, "I will smell, I will smell, and then I will let you eat what you should eat, so I should be above you." I want to hear your talents first. "

The mouth replied: "If you want to speak first, just read books, history and articles;" Food in the world, the word is king. "

The nose also said, "don't laugh at your nostrils for no reason, it is the nose that knows the fragrance and smell;" If you don't have a three-point nose, you will rest forever. "

Nose to eyes: "Why is Brother Xian still above me?"

Eye answer: "I can see good and evil, look around and make great contributions, so I should be above you." As the poem says, the eyes are very clear, and you know books and treasures and gold and silver; If the world doesn't follow me, it can't go to heaven. "

The mouth said, "Why are your eyebrows above me?" The eyes said, "I want to ask with you and three brothers."

Mei replied, "Don't insult your eyebrows, because they have no ambition. Accumulate your ancestors first; If you move your eyebrows down, you will see each other well. " The nose said, "We are talking about merit, not appearance!" " "

Everyone quarreled and quarreled. Hearing this, 222 urged, "Gentlemen do not dispute. This is a clear instruction in the book. Still the same sentence: every time I leave the young side, I will meet someone to send this body; I advise you not to fight for the big and the small, and you are in front of you. "

Ancient classic joke 12 silent Zen

There is a monk called "Mochan" because although he is a Zen master and a temple host in name, he actually has no knowledge and relies on his two waiters to answer questions instead of him.

One day, two waiters went out, and a traveling monk happened to come to him for advice.

The monk asked, "What is a Buddha?" The Zen master couldn't answer, and he was at a loss in panic and looked around.

The monk continued to ask, "What is Buddhism?" Still unable to answer, the Zen master looked at the top and then at the bottom.

The monk asked again, "What is a monk?" Still unable to answer, the Zen master closed his eyes.

Finally, the monk asked, "What is bliss?" The Zen master still didn't know, just reached out.

When the monk left the temple gate, he happened to meet two waiters and told them: "I asked the Buddha, and the Zen master looked at things, which means that people have things, and the Buddha has no north and south;" I asked Buddhism, and the Zen master looked at it, meaning that Buddhism is equal, and there is no distinction between high and low; I asked the monk, but he just closed his eyes, meaning that it was a respected monk lying in the depths of the white clouds; I asked for blessing, and he held out his hand to attract all beings. The great Zen master's knowledge has really reached the realm of understanding. "

The waiter came back to find the Zen master, who cursed, "Where have you been? You told me that if you didn't help, you would make a fool of yourself. He asked the Buddha and taught me that the East can't see you and the West can't see you. He asked Buddhism again and taught me that there is no way to heaven and no way to the ground; He asked the monk again, so I had to pretend to sleep; He finally asked for his blessing. I feel ashamed because I know nothing. Why should I be an elder? I might as well reach out and beg from door to door and be a beggar! "

Ancient classic joke 13 Who is good?

There is a charitable old man.

One snowy day, he saw a man shivering at the door to avoid the wind and snow. He felt pity, so he let him into the house, warmed the wine, let him drink it to keep out the cold, and stayed warm all night.

The next day, it snowed heavily, so I couldn't walk on the road, and I left the man to eat and live for another day. So did the third day.

On the fourth day, the weather cleared up, and the man asked for leave, but deliberately borrowed a knife from the old man.

He took the knife handed by the old man, toyed with it in his hand and said to the old man, "We are strangers. Thanks to your hospitality these days, I have nothing to return, so I have to commit suicide. " He said he would kill himself with a knife.

When the old man saw it, he was very scared and quickly stepped forward to dissuade him: "You will hurt me if you do this!" " "

The man asked, "What do you mean?" The old man said: "There is no need to say that a person dies at home for no reason and wants to go to court;" Even if you have nothing to do, you have to take out twelve taels of silver to burn and bury it in vain. So, never do it! "

Instead of pretending to be dead, the man said, "In that case, thank you for your old care. Give me twelve taels of silver to burn and let me go."

The old man's kindness was not rewarded, and he was furious for a while. He quarreled with that man, which immediately alarmed the surrounding villagers.

The villagers gathered around to persuade, saying good things and saying bad things, and finally reduced the number by half, so that the old man gave the man six taels of silver and forgot about it.

After three days and nights of food and shelter, he lost six taels of silver in vain. The more he thinks about it, the more he feels wronged. He sighed helplessly. "I didn't expect to meet such a cruel person!" "

Hearing this, the man also scolded, "It's outrageous to call me fierce if you don't say you are fierce!"

The old man asked, "Why am I fierce?" The man said, "Since you are not fierce, why did you detain me for three nights and deduct my money every two nights?"

Ancient classic joke 14 generation penalty.

A prisoner who was about to be beheaded learned that there was a fool somewhere, so he took a hundred taels of silver and lied to him, saying, "This money will buy you many good clothes and delicious food, and even his wife and children will follow suit." After a while, your officials will come to check people, as long as you name them for me and tie them up, you will let them go. You will never enjoy the money. "

Idiot listened, and saw that the silver on the table was lined up, but he was moved. He quickly agreed and took it away.

When an old man nearby learned of the incident, he came to dissuade him and said, "Give him back the money quickly. If you make up your mind or hear the wrong person, you will spend it, and soon you will put your life in danger. " What's the use of leaving twelve thousand pieces of silver then? If you don't change your mind now, no one can save you then. "

Hearing this, the idiot shook his head and said, "If I watch these glistening money being returned to others, but I live that hard life, that's the real dementia." I don't believe your pedantry. "

The more the old man advised him, the less he would listen. Finally, the old man sighed helplessly and left.

The idiot used the 120 silver to eat and spend lavishly, and the whole family, old and young, were happy.

Before long, the official documents arrived. When the prisoner's name was called, the idiot agreed instead, and the result was beheaded by the criminal officer and tied to the court.

All relatives and friends are complaining that fools should not be greedy for money and lose their lives. The idiot cried and said, "It's all because I didn't listen to good words that I got here today. Fortunately, I have learned the essence now, but this time I will suffer. "

Ancient classic joke 15 pot-bellied ghost

The Jade Emperor ordered Zhong Kui to catch ghosts on earth. Zhong Kui took orders and led the ghost soldiers to the underworld, holding swords to arrest people everywhere. But who knows that there are more ghosts in the Yang world than in the underworld, and they are fierce.

When all the ghosts saw Zhong Kui coming to catch them, they jumped forward to win the treasure's sword, and the smart guy came up and pulled his waist and legs, begging the base ghost to pull his boots and take off his robe. No two ghosts had to sweep their eyebrows. The poor ghost stole the sword and the broadsword, and the naughty boy picked his nose and eyes, nagging all over his face. All the ghosts pounced on Zhong Kui, which made Zhong Kui unable to cast his magic, and all the evil spirits howled.

Zhong Kui was in a dilemma when he suddenly saw a fat monk with a big belly and a big smile coming over, helped Zhong Kui up and asked, "General Fu Mo, why are you in such a mess?"

Zhong Kui replied: "I didn't expect ghosts in this world to be so difficult to catch." The monk said, "You might as well wait for me to catch it for you."

When the monk saw all the ghosts, he just smiled, opened his mouth and swallowed all the ghosts with a grunt.

Zhong Kui was surprised and said, "Master is really miraculous!"

The monk said, "You don't know that such evil spirits are the most in the world. You can't talk to them about reason and human feelings, just pretend to be pregnant!

A young monk ran into the yard with a long bamboo pole in the middle of the night, waving and hitting at the night sky, making a scene. Finally, the old monk was disturbed. The old monk asked, "What on earth are you doing without sleeping in the middle of the night?" The young monk summoned up his courage nervously and replied, "Master, I want the stars in the sky, but I can't beat them with my wave ..." The old monk immediately flew into a rage and swore, "You idiot, you don't know such a simple question. It's really stupid and unforgivable. How can you fight in a place like that ... you won't climb the roof. 」

Ancient classic joke 17 Zheng Banqiao's poem to send a thief.

Zheng Banqiao, a painter in Qing Dynasty, was poor when he was young. Because there is no name and no power, although calligraphy and painting are good, they can't sell well.

There is nothing of value at home.

One day, when Zheng Banqiao was lying in bed, he suddenly saw a furtive figure on the enough paper. Zheng Banqiao thought, this must be a thief. What's worth taking from my house? Then sing a poem loudly:

The wind is blowing, the moon is faint, and the husband who works is cold!

There are ten thousand volumes hidden in the belly of poetry and books, and there are no half of the money strings at the bedside.

Hearing this, the thief turned and ran. Zheng Banqiao read two more farewell poems:

Don't scare the yellow-tailed dog when going out, and don't interfere with the green flowerpot when climbing over the wall.

The thief hurried over the wall and ran away, accidentally knocking some wall bricks to the ground. Zheng Banqiao's yellow dog barked at the thief and bit him. Zheng Banqiao put on his clothes and went out, drank the yellow dog, picked up the fallen thief, sent him to the road, bowed, and then

Yin sent two poems:

I will put on my clothes at night, pack up my ambitions and start over.

Ancient classic joke 18 Zheng Banqiao's poem about crabs.

One day, when Zheng Banqiao was the magistrate of Wei County, officials reported that the magistrate passed by Wei County, but Zheng Banqiao didn't go out to meet him. Originally, the county magistrate was born from class donation, and he bought enough money to carry a sedan chair, but he didn't have any real talent in his stomach, so Zheng Banqiao looked down on him.

Magistrate adults came to the county government kitchens, Zheng Banqiao didn't go out of the city to meet, in the heart very unhappy. At the banquet, the judge became more and more angry. Just then, the official served a plate of river crabs, and the magistrate thought, "Why don't I let him improvise some poems about crabs?" If I can't do it, I'll humiliate him again in public and sulk! " So he pointed at the crab with chopsticks and said, "This thing is rampant in rivers. It is very arrogant. I have long heard that Zheng is talented. Why not sing a poem on this thing to cheer up the wine? "

Zheng Banqiao knew what this meant. After a moment's meditation, he said, "Eight paws are running wildly in the fields, and two paws are dancing with dignity, but there is nothing in their bellies, so they dip in ginger vinegar and sing with wine."

The county magistrate was embarrassed.

Ancient classic joke 19 "Being ordered to dissolve"

When Zheng Banqiao was a county magistrate, he met a famine year. He was dismissed by the emperor for opening a warehouse to release grain and giving alms to the poor. So, I rented a boat and returned to my hometown in Yangzhou along the Grand Canal.

One day, I saw an official ship moored in front of the dock, with a flag hanging on the mast, asking all civilian ships to avoid. Zheng Banqiao said to himself, "You took office at the behest of the emperor, and I will be dismissed at the behest of the emperor. Aren't they all' orders'?

What do you look like? "So, took a piece of silk, write" marching orders "four characters, also hung on the mast.

On the official ship is the son of a big court traitor named Yao Youcai. Although this person is ignorant, he got a job with the help of Laozi, and this time he is going to Yangzhou to take office. At this time, I saw a flag hanging on the mast of a small boat, "Order to disband". I think it's strange. When I asked, it turned out to be Zheng Banqiao, so I sent someone to ask him for calligraphy and painting.

Zheng Banqiao heard that Yao Youcai knows nothing but eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. He quickly wrote a poem: "Money can't buy a bamboo, money can't buy a green flowerpot, and there are not many bamboo shoots without branches and leaves." The first word of every sentence is "rich and wicked". Yao Youcai took a look and almost fainted.

Ancient classic jokes 20 pennies are not saved.

There was a very stingy old rich man. One day I went out with his son and met a new river on the way. He was reluctant to spend money on the ferry, so he waded desperately. Who wanted to wade into the middle of the river, but the flood washed him into the rapids and drifted for more than half a mile. His son chased him on the river bank and hired a boat to save him. The boatman asked for a sum of money, but his son only offered five cents. The price has not been agreed for a long time. When the old rich man drowned in the river, he turned to his son and shouted, "My son, my son, you can save five points and not a penny!" " "

Ancient classic jokes 2 1 auspicious words

Once upon a time there was a landlord who hired two long-term workers. Because he likes auspicious words very much, he specially gave them two nice names: one is Goldman Sachs and the other is Facai. On the morning of the fifth day of the first month, the earth mainly says hello to the god of wealth and says auspicious words. Before dawn, he shouted in a strange voice, "Gao Sheng! Goldman Sachs! " Goldman Sachs lives upstairs. When he heard the landlord shout, he quickly replied, "Come down! Come down! " When the landlord heard this, he was full of anger, but he couldn't speak, so he had to call again, "Get rich! Make a fortune! " I got rich and lived in a stable where there were no windows. When I opened my eyes, there was darkness everywhere. I thought it was still early, so I answered loudly, "It's still early, it's still early!" "The landlord was so angry that he could hardly speak.

22 ancient classic jokes are cheap for you.

Once upon a time, a military attache caught a deserter when he was in charge of fighting. He was furious and wrote a handwritten note: punish with a stick. Who knows that the word "death" can't be written, and I want to use an army stick instead, but the word "stick" is not easy to write. Finally, I had to say to the deserters, "Go! Today is cheaper for you. "

Ancient classic joke 23 two eggs

The emperor made an imperial edict: whoever can lie to make him disbelieve will be rewarded with 100 silver. Now there are an endless stream of people lying in the palace every day, but no one gets a reward. One day, an old liar came to the temple and said to the emperor, "I heard from my grandfather that 64 years ago, the emperor's father was in trouble and ate two eggs from my family." The old emperor said that when he returned to the palace, he would return the money with interest a hundred times. "The emperor thought, what are two eggs? Just say, "I believe it." Always lying and telling the minister to settle accounts at once. The minister was shocked for 50 years. In 64, the emperor saw that the number was too big to read at once, and quickly said, "You lied too much, I don't believe it. "The old liar laughed and finally won the 100 silver prize.

24 monks are pregnant.

In ancient times, a monk was seriously ill, was rescued and put on a young lady's bed. The master invited a doctor to see the monk. Because the monk can't see the wind, the doctor should give a thick pulse through the quilt. The doctor touched the monk's tender hand and thought it was the daughter-in-law of the host family. Said: "It's irregular menstruation, probably pregnant."

Ancient classic joke 25 Dare to have children?

Someone married the daughter of a rich man and gave birth to a child a year later. The bride's family received a message from the guest and sent the young master to bring eggs and millet. Young master only knows how to send things, but he doesn't know what they are for. When he saw his sister lying in bed with a child in her arms, he was shocked and immediately scolded her in front of everyone: "How dare you have children?" My dad didn't kill you when you gave birth the year before last. How did you forget the pain in less than two years? "

Ancient classic jokes, 26 jokes and a burden

In ancient times, there was a farmer who had three sons. The boss is called wealth, the second is called a fool, and the third is called a joke. One day, three sons came back from chopping firewood. The old farmer asked his wife and old woman how much firewood they had cut. His wife replied, old man, no wealth at all, a little fool, a joke burden.

Ancient classic jokes 27 wine stories

At the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, an old man had been married for more than a year. He didn't see his wife give birth to a child, so he discussed with his wife: "Since you don't give birth, I have to marry another room." Although the wife is dissatisfied, she has to agree: "It is no problem for the master to add another room, but I have the conditions first-the master can't like the new and hate the old, and the distribution of the same room should be even. The code word is: how about drinking white wine is choosing me, and drinking red wine is choosing "small"? " "Yes!" The master readily promised. As soon as the voice fell, Xiao got married and went home. At dinner, the family asked, "What kind of wine would you like to drink, sir?" "Red wine!" In this case, the master's red wine is likely to be in short supply. The wife looked at the "small" spring scenery and had no tricks at all, so she had to swallow it. On this day, my wife's cousin visited, and grandpa prepared four side dishes-peanuts, tofu skin, small salted fish and chicken giggle. Seeing the opportunity, the wife quickly asked, "What would you like to drink, sir?" "Of course I drink red wine," the master replied without thinking. My wife's stomach swelled with anger. Fortunately, she suddenly had a plan: "My master can drink red wine. I have to entertain my cousin with white wine! ! ! ! ! ! "

What weapons will our army use?

During the Three Kingdoms period, Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent, which coincided with the period when Sun Quan and Liu Bei jointly resisted Cao. Zhou Yu wanted to make things difficult for Zhuge Liang on the grounds of lack of weapons, so he discussed with Zhuge: "Prime Minister, the war is coming soon. What weapons will our army use? " Zhuge Liang was furious and said, "What the fuck do you want from me when you have nuclear weapons?"

Ancient classic joke 29 the emperor's reply

An official's black hat was trampled by his wife in a fight. He was very angry and typed a book to the emperor: "Your Majesty, my wife is very wordy. She quarreled with me yesterday and crushed my veil. " When the emperor saw it, he sent a message: "Ai Qing, you should be patient. The queen has the same problem. If you don't agree with me, you will smash the crown to pieces. What's your gauze cap? At most, it is a cloth pocket! "

Ancient classic joke 30 Where is the country's money?

Gan Long asked Liu Yong: "Where is the national money?" Liu Yong replied, "I fell into the river." Gan Long asked again, "Why not fish?" Liu Yong replied: "The river is deep (small Shenyang)!"

The ancient classic paragraph 3 1 Uncle's brother opened.

Ah ha ha! Monks in the Tang Dynasty, polite! I am the county magistrate of this county, and these 25 colleagues are the deputy heads of this county. Oh, there are more than 100 people outside, all of whom are assistant magistrates. There is no need to change customs clearance in a hurry. Why don't you ask the four great disciples of the Tang Priest to follow me to Yingge Garden on the upper floor of the county hall for recreation? Of course there is! Everything, the eldest daughter of Huanghua yesterday. Safe! Absolutely safe! It belongs to my uncle's brother. ...

Ancient classic joke 32 The first fear is that the wife is outside the city.

A man is afraid of his wife and wants to visit people like himself and worship ten brothers. Looking around, nine people have gathered in the city, and there are still 1 people whose whereabouts are unknown. So everyone went out of town to look for it. I saw a man flushing the toilet. Everyone said in unison: "This person must be like us!" He greeted him and explained his purpose. The man waved his hand and said, "Why don't I be the first outside the city, but I want to be the tenth in your city?"

Ancient classic joke 33 the truth of empty city plan

At this time, there are only weak soldiers left in the city. Zhuge Liang boarded the crane himself and played the piano slowly on the tower. Sure enough, Sima Yi arrived at the gate, saw the gate wide open, but abandoned the army. Afterwards, the counselor around him asked Sima Yi, "Why didn't the general rush in with his troops?" Sima Yi thundered, "You are so stupid! There is no one in front of them. What if they are offside! "

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