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When it comes to being single in my heart, I envy couples occasionally, and I am glad to be single occasionally.

1. I always clamor for someone, but I never take the initiative to hook up with anyone. I am afraid of fast-food love and separation, afraid that others will only perfunctory in the end, so I will wait for someone who will stay with me in the end. I insist or paranoid that someone will see through my pretend indifference, really close to me and love me, and give me a chance to love her. If we can be together in the end, it doesn't matter in the future.

My present state is: I want to fall in love, but I don't know who to talk to. If I like it, it's unlikely to be together. If I don't talk about love, I want to fall in love. If I am in love, I am afraid to give it to the wrong person seriously.

You should force yourself to be excellent, because as long as you become excellent, everything will be fine. Don't expect to meet the right person all day, because even if you do, you can't catch it. If you are excellent, you will naturally have the right person to stand by you, and the wrong person will be separated sooner or later, but all shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

I never saw what my boyfriend looked like until I was eighteen. When I was in junior high school, I thought, high school must fall in love. As a result, love came, but I ran away in fear. Then I thought, I must have had a relationship in college. Now walking in the university, looking at couples, I still feel more relaxed alone. Never take the initiative when you see what you like, because you are afraid of ending, so you always refuse to start/blink/

5. Have you ever met such a person? Knowing that you will not have a result, knowing that you will be separated one day. But you still want to hold his hand and walk with him for a while.

6. Don't try to find the best thing when you least expect it.

7. Occasionally envy couples and occasionally be glad to be single.

8. fooling around, don't talk about that bullshit love

I remember a few years ago I told others that I was single, and they called me a single aristocrat. Now I tell others that I am single, and they call me a dog.

10. Being single is addictive. Staying alone for a long time will become a habit over time.

1 1. It's good to be single. Don't be jealous, don't shed tears, don't care, don't be afraid to leave, don't be afraid to lose, don't be afraid to be cheated, don't betray, and don't flatter yourself.

12. Unless he can make your life better than when you are single, you don't have to take off the bill for anyone.

13. Girls really need to understand one thing. Your parents have worked hard to support you for more than 20 years. I really don't want you to find someone to wronged yourself. I hope you can understand that life is too long, and meeting the wrong person is more terrible than loneliness.

14. I don't know what happened to me. Being single seems addictive. In my dream, I can dream of urging marriage and torture myself after waking up. It seems that I feel guilty and feel quite failed. I have no choice but to wait.

15. Few people print photos now, and few people put photos of their beloved girls in their wallets. Everyone files electronically, and if they are inconsistent, they will delete each other, and the inconsistent records will be gone and there will be no trace. Too casual, social software is popular, obscene jokes are common, and in a few words, someone opens their mouth and shuts up to check in. Really, I hate this era.

16. If you like sunny boys who love sports, you will often go to the gym. If you like young artists who love photography, you can join various photography associations with a SLR and collect ideas everywhere. If you like to learn bullying, go to the postgraduate entrance examination and study for a doctorate. Birds of a feather flock together. Get close to or become the person you like, don't dwell on it all day!

17. Girls like a person, and most of them are reluctant to spend money from boys, so they will try to save it for him. And it would be sad if some boys really think that such girls are cheap if they don't understand family ties.

18. I don't like anyone who likes me. What I like and what I cry are not worthy of them, so I'd better make myself excellent, so the next time I meet someone I like, I can proudly say to him: You are really good, but I'm not bad.

19. I am single because I am a groupie, and I don't want to live my life alone. I don't have to think, worry about each other, and I don't want to be bound.

20. Don't tell others about your bad mood. Anyway, sleep at night, go out to play during the day, eat and drink well on cloudy days, and listen to the rain on rainy days. I hope those who like words can keep an eye on it. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring.

2 1. I'm just too lazy to tell others that I will never eat mutton or broken ears again.

Taurus is the most conservative of the twelve constellations, but it is also the most responsible one. They have always been practical and cautious about their lives, and dare not neglect them at all, because they know that they don't have the smart brain and optimistic spirit of others. Their hope in this life is to find a good personal life, work hard and live a relatively decent life.

23. I have been wronged too much before, but now I just like being gentle and sweet to me. It's better not to get hurt at all, and I don't want to quarrel. I don't want to guess each other's thoughts. A little malice is not good. I have a strange temper. I love anyone who can stand me.

We can't lose our memory, so at some point, we will inadvertently think of our old friends. However, after a person has gone through those dark years, who will return to that hopeless and disheartened period? Keep going, you will get better and better, and you deserve better people to join hands.

25. For example, I sometimes feel that I don't even have the desire to like someone, and I won't get married in the future, and I will still be alone in the end.

26. Many people chase them, but they don't like any of them. I finally met the person I like, but the other person doesn't like me very much. Yeah, that's why I've been single.

27. Are there any beautiful, lovely and good-natured blind people? Introduce me to one and I'll give you money.

28. I also want to fall in love, but it's really tiring for me to get to know someone again, starting with his name.

29. Some people tried to end being single, but failed. Probably a person for a long time, I really don't know how to get along with another person. In fact, I understand that the person who doesn't agree with the three views needs time to run in and tolerate each other, but now everyone has lost patience in the fast-food relationship. Maybe single for life.

30. I want to take off the list intermittently. I will envy seeing my friends show their love in front of me. If there is no love, well, it is still behind the game. I'm crazy about playing games recently.

3 1. Your efforts are exchanged for each other's indifference. I don't understand the meaning of falling in love.

32. I have never been in love, no one likes me, and no one likes me now.

33. I am only worried that I will remain poor and single. It's not scary at all. The terrible thing is that you are poor and single.

34. In high school, I thought that when I went to college, I would have a vigorous love and meet better people. When I came to the university with great expectation, I found that the only people I contacted every day were roommates, and I talked to the boys in the class at most. I am not particularly outgoing, and I don't want to make new friends over time. It will always be that circle.

35. Actually, I'm not bad-looking, and my figure and face are all good, but I just don't understand, especially a girl who loves me fat and ugly, is not as good as me, and walks beside me hand in hand with her boyfriend, which makes me feel very ashamed.

36. Solo's mother has never liked boys around her for more than 20 years. Should I fly high, or should I wait for Karry to marry me?

I lived until I was eighteen, and I never saw what my boyfriend looked like. When I was in junior high school, I thought, high school must fall in love. As a result, love came, but I ran away in fear. Then I thought, I must have had a relationship in college. Now walking in the university, looking at couples, I still feel more relaxed alone. I never take the initiative when I see something I like, and I always refuse to start because I am afraid of the end.

38. There is a person you like, but you don't know enough, you are not in a city, and you don't know what the other person thinks. Now I'm trying to charge myself. I hope I can go to my favorite city for postgraduate study next year.

Say the classics in your heart and the sentences in your heart.

1. What you think after you leave must be a lonely picture. Please forget it. One must always have a new beginning. Don't let the past bind you in the hall of sadness.

2. The spirit that each of us needs. 2. For people, we should distinguish between good people and bad people. We should know the pros and cons of things, and analyze the benefits and risks of investment, so we will always live in a world of 2!

3, a relationship, can not continue to burn; There is a voice that can no longer swing; There is a person who will never depend on each other again; There is a pair of hands that I can no longer hold, the temperature of the palms; Some things, even if you like them again, don't belong to you; Some people, even if they linger, are doomed to give up; To be yourself, it is better to go on in other people's lives; It is not easy to say love, promise and debt.

4, so I understand a truth. In this relationship, we were so evenly matched: in the end, we all lost, and what I ruined was his dream of me; What he owes me is a promised world.

I don't believe in love because I only believe in you.

6. You are really good at comforting others. You must have spent many days comforting yourself.

7, you are a point, I will never make a curve, I will try to extend myself to make the maximum radius; You are the boss, I am willing, I want to be myself, so that there is no problem at work; Boss, may your career soar, your financial resources roll in, and my dividends increase!

8. The enthusiasm that melts in an instant, it turns out that everything is just groundless, plus the scarred and unrecognizable youth, we don't want to take another look. The years are quiet and the time is stable. We always try to remember the brilliant youth of every day, but times have changed, time passes too fast and everything comes too suddenly. Tears have nothing to do with rain, but the wind and the moon. Drink up the pain and sorrow of youth.

9. Wisdom is the source of life, desire is the driving force of life, action is the expression of life, thought is the unexpressed action, and action is the expressed thought. Enriching thoughts can increase all kinds of wisdom, establish good wishes and guide correct actions.

10, people's understanding of the objective real world comes from the subjective reflection of the objective world acting on the human brain. In other words, people's understanding of the real world depends largely on people's thinking situation.

1 1, understand the meaning of 2 and the true meaning of life. 2 unequal: filial piety and kindness; 2 Not afraid: age, loneliness; 2 no regrets: opportunity, birth; 2 Not hard support: drinking and getting married. Today, are you two years old?

12, that day, you are the end of the world, I am the cape, in pairs, do not rely on each other to despair; At that time, you were the bright moon and I was the clear spring, inseparable and entangled; In that life, you were by Qingshui River and I was by Naihe Bridge. Your shallow brow, deep call, my light eyes and deep affection. After all, we are not fairy tales. With you, we are just cartoons that I missed my whole life.

13, some things are not knots, but scars. Don't regret if you give up. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it. Put down what should be put down and quit the drama without ending. Many things don't have to ask if they are worth it, just ask if they are like treasures to you.

14, beginning irresistible, ending irresistible.

15, true love is to make the person you love grow up, and this growth is for yourself, to develop in your own way, not to learn to meet your expectations.

16, those happy moments in the album were not important at that time. Because after a long time, it is the warmest and best old time.

17, used to being uncomfortable, used to missing, used to waiting for you, but never used to not seeing you.

18, the complexity of life password far exceeds the knowledge accumulation of all books in this world. The so-called truth is just this moment. What we did at that moment must be the most favorable way that person thought at that moment.

19, you are the best gift in the world! Lover "Gift from Room 7"

In the past six months, the world has been thundering, but I have not moved. Over the past six months, I have changed hands in sports, but I have turned a deaf ear. In the past six months, Ren has been raising prices, and I am very calm. Society is increasingly impetuous, we need to calm down!

2 1, everything in today's society is unstable. Lovers may be soaked at any time, jobs may be lost at any time, networks may be cheated at any time, and high-speed trains may be derailed at any time. Only our health is the most important!

22. Don't go north. Looking back, it was amber. Turn for a lifetime.

The pain you want to cause me is just proof that you love me.

24. I hope to highlight your subjective initiative and show your determination to return to your hometown, indicating that something is blocking you.

25. Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. -in fact, some words hidden in my heart should not have been hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

26. People don't have only one color, but many colors. No one knows the real color and their own color. Colorful is good, please live colorful. An unexpected sign of luck

27. The world is full of painted hearts. Some are houses, some are promises, some are flowers, some are umbrellas, some are songs, some are dinners, and yo, a short message. But the florist doesn't know where he went, and the rest is just rolling around. Zhang Jiajia's Let Me Be With You.

28. Only when not getting married becomes the normal state of society and accepted by the world can marriage be closer to love, and marriage can be the kind of marriage we imagined.

29, as the saying goes, seeing is believing, but as the saying goes, seeing is not necessarily believing, so we can't blindly believe what we see, we should look at the problem realistically, and finally see the essence of things through appearances!

30. Matches don't cry because they are extinguished, because they have been burned. A moth is not afraid of death, because it has pursued death. Meteors will not regret falling. Because it's great. A flower will not be sad because it has withered, because it once bloomed.

3 1, afraid of the dark but like the night; I am afraid of the future, but I can't stop dreaming. Even if it hurts, it is not willing to admit defeat; I don't want to be strong but live so stubbornly; I am ambivalent and sad, but I refuse to give up my ideal; My personal life is not good, but I am satisfied. I am a smiling face, but I always cry when I am alone. Forget everything when you cry, and hope everything will come back after dawn.

32. Everyone has a person in his heart. You don't know how the other person is doing, but sometimes what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting.

33, distress from the pattern is too small.

I won't give up, but I can't die.

35. Maturity is a bright but not dazzling brilliance, a mellow but not greasy voice, a calmness that no longer needs to observe others, an atmosphere that finally no longer appeals to the surroundings, a smile that ignores the noise, a indifference that washes away the extreme, a thickness that does not need to be kept secret, and a height that is not steep. -Yu Shanju Notes

36. Don't rely on others, only when you still have someone to rely on.

37. At both ends of life, we stand on each other's shores.

38. Be a warm person. Be a person who loves to laugh. If you are happy, just smile and let everyone know. When you are sad, you cry and pretend nothing happened. Happy and know how to be happy. Live the most primitive life and be the truest self. From now on, try to be such a person.

39. Sometimes, maybe there are some things you can't say. Maybe it's because I'm suddenly at a loss and don't know how to face it ... or maybe I'm afraid that if I talk, everything will turn into another ending.

40. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

Said the classic words in my heart, said the words in my heart.

1, give yourself time, don't worry, step by step, day by day, don't worry, please believe that the resilience of life is amazing. Cooperate with your upward heart and don't give up your love.

The stage play ended in tragedy, and our feelings ended in ruin.

3. At the end of the song, a few lines make people cry. The bitter pursuit turned out to be such a result. Maybe I shouldn't be persistent, but I can't let go and forget it. Since then, I have been living in a drunken dream for many years, wandering in romantic places, worrying about a lot of rouge and several generations of fireworks, which has caused chaos in my life.

4. It is selfish not to consider other people's feelings, and it is self-abuse to care too much about other people's feelings.

5, tired, let the heart blow the wind; Hurt, let the dream wake up; It hurts. Stop your steps. Life is a practice, short is a journey, long is life, travel, can let you meet that better self.

6, two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable that you will complain that you have changed. In fact, we haven't changed, we are just getting closer and closer to each other.

7. Fear of rejection, fear of being ignored, and fear of compromising from life.

8, life, in the final analysis, still live a state of mind. In fact, life is not too gorgeous, but only ordinary. The trajectory of life may not necessarily follow the way we like. There is a day outside, there are mountains outside and there are people outside. Therefore, we must make our hearts calm, quiet and pure. The scenery is made by the heart, and peace of mind is the place to go.

Actually, I am very tired. I am used to pretending to be happy, sad, caring and indifferent. I am used to facing everything alone. You can say nothing when it hurts. I can say it doesn't matter when I'm sad When I am lonely, I will laugh. I can say in despair that the world is still beautiful. I only hope that when I start complaining about God's meanness, someone can tell me that I love you very much.

10, travel is always walking, and only when you are tired will you pause a little. In the middle of every such short pause, there is something as bright and beautiful as a meteor. Never stop when it's time to start again. In the end, those moments became stories in life, that's all.

1 1, the lights in memory are flickering, hiding the landscape changes like water. In the silhouette of time, some people have stopped gently in their hearts; Some feelings will rise and fall in memory. The poems and notes we met are still warm, but we can't keep up with the rush of time. The flowers of a season are finally stranded by the light footsteps of the years, leaving a passing melancholy.

12, you replied to all their ambiguous messages, but my good night was left out.

13, we said we had to wait for someone, but in fact, we were not waiting for this person, it was just a mood, and people who didn't want to be suddenly there just left.

14, life is impermanent, and peace of mind is the destination. Wordless pain is a kind of wisdom, and wordless smile is an open mind. Only by tasting the pain can we cherish the happiness that we ignore; Without pain, the feast of life will be dull; Without the ordinary, the picture of life is shallow.

15, we can't give up our love for life. Even though many past events make us sad and happy, there may still be many bittersweet stories in the future. Because we shook hands with life, we made a fate, and we will be together for life, even if the snow is falling and the east wind is far away, we will still be persistent.

16 in fact, loving someone is not about being with her for life. I like flowers, don't pick them and let me smell them; I like the wind, you don't let it stop; I like clouds, don't you just let them cover me; I like the sea. Should I jump in?

17, the memorial of love has never been a watch necklace you gave me, or even a sweet message or photo. The most precious memorial of love is what you left me, just like the river left on the terrain, and the changes you brought me.

18, an old pot, filled with the new green in February, the fire of the years, the life of cooking clouds and flowing water, and the days in tea passed smoothly. How poetic it is to make wine with peach blossoms and make tea with spring water.

19, the years passed by the fingertips are so ruthlessly changing the original face! The oath I thought would never change, the palm I thought would never let go, still can't escape the so-called fate! And those who are too demanding and too reluctant can't force it after all. Better, just let go and let yourself go!

20, how do you spend a day, how do you spend your life.

2 1, along the way, what I admire most is this kind of disobedient and unwilling person. They have the values that the sky does not shake and the earth does not shake, and they have an extremely firm attitude. No matter how things change, they always hold on to the people they identify.

22. You can't win everything, but you can do your best in anything.

It's good to be single and see couples, but I still envy them.

1. Happiness is a state of mind, not a state.

2. The loneliness before seeing is dull, and the loneliness after falling in love is painful. Recalling the past can only increase loneliness and sadness.

3。 Fading away from prosperity, a person's fireworks are a little cold, a little lonely, and more moving.

4. The sad swing is always accompanied by the breeze. There are always stars in the lonely night. When I suddenly look back, you are no longer with me.

There are endless scenery in the world, and I am not old.

Do you know there is a kind of fool in the world? When they are most sad, they are comforting others.

7. Can tiptoe be closer to happiness?

8.┌_ I can't control my temper. My heart is not that big. I can't take care of everyone's feelings.

9. The breeze is blowing, the rain is falling, the wind in my hometown is singing, and there are several storms. A song walks with Yun Fei, and I miss a thin face across the floating world.

10. Silence is an undeniable loss.

1 1. I want to forget, but I often miss crying. ┈┾

12. Don't cry, don't laugh, don't make trouble, no one needs to know.

13. The most painful performance is no emotion.

14. Happiness is not easy for a soft-hearted person. If someone hurts her or her, she will feel bad.

15. Sometimes the space in my heart is big enough to hold the whole world, but sometimes it is small enough to hold only one person.

16. I'm not afraid of loneliness, I'm afraid of unhappiness.

17. You can say it doesn't matter when you are in pain, or you can say it doesn't matter when you are sad.

18. A person should never be a slave to his emotions.

19. Traveling alone, ignoring complicated trivial matters, freely experiencing a city and a story, leaving a laugh.

20. The deepest loneliness is that you know your desire, but you have to play dumb about it.