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Domineering Don't touch my partner Tell me about it.

1. When there is a male ticket to be a doctor, I am like this: When I go, will my family hit my boyfriend or hurt someone with a knife? Stay away, stay away, you must tell him to stay away.

2. Women, it is best to meet their best friend's husband only once in this life, that is, at their wedding. For our friendship, please stay away from my boyfriend …

3. Why is it that a boy chasing a girl for seven years is called persistence, and a girl chasing a boy for seven years is called shameless?

4, my people, don't touch, don't touch, don't remember!

The most terrible thing in the world is to flatter yourself.

My people, if you touch it, it's your fault.

7, blind date is to show the grave feng shui, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is both selfish, mistress is to grab the grave, divorce is to move the grave.

8. Don't touch, touch or miss my people. After all, no one can say clearly about temper.

9. All I know is that I am possessive. If I want to cover your whole heart, no one else can get in!

10, I am very possessive. If you come near me, you can't leave. No one can take you away.