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Enough is enough. Tell me about it.

1, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my toad mother. 3. Not every sentence? Excuse me. , can we exchange? It doesn't matter? . 4. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded. 5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! 6. argue with MM about whether whales are fish, and finally I say? Japanese also have personality? Only then did she agree that whales are not fish. 7. What is the worst job? Is to do something he doesn't like. What is worse than the worst? I want to work all my life! 1, pigs have pig ideas, and people have people's ideas. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie! 8. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run. 9. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again. 10, when I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was. 1 1. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it gives you the space to choose your friends. 12, if handsome can eat, then my handsome can feed1300 million people. 13, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash! 14, let the future come and let the past pass. 15, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class. 16, if the heart has no home, it wanders around. 17, everyone is born? Original? Sadly, many people have gradually become? Piracy? . 18, the ancestor of Japan was a guy named Ninja Turtle, who proudly called himself the descendant of the turtle. 19, the bitch is ruthless but deducts human joys and sorrows, while the player sings human joys and sorrows meaningless. 20. Looking at your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when they made you. 2 1, forbearance or cruelty 22. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University, and sobbed when he came out: Finally, he can't get married in this life? 23. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy. 24. How much sadness can you have? Like a bunch of eunuchs going to a brothel. 25. I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes. 26. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated. 27. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave. 28, we walk too fast, the soul can't keep up with 29, don't be as knowledgeable as the earth people ~ ~ 30, come out and mix, the wife will change sooner or later!