The circle of friends is more classic and ironic.

The circle of friends is more classic and ironic. 1 2. Four tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

You shameless woman, you have to pay back when you come out to hang out. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

4. Besides teeth, there is love.

It is shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman.

I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

7. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

8. Children treat toys as partners, while adults treat partners as toys.

9. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.

10. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

1 1. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

12. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

13. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.

14. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

The circle of friends is more classic and ironic. The second sentence is 16. After the housing reform, the house can't afford to live. After the medical reform, I have no money to go to school.

17. In fact, you are responsible for everyone if you stay away from the crowd!

18. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

19. It is shameful to look coldly at the adulterer's bash elbows. Loose soil is a cow in a skirt.

20. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

2 1. I'm really surprised at your shameless.

22. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

23. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

25. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

26. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others. People still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

27. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

28. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

29. Your appearance is refreshing.

30. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

Sarcasm _ Sarcasm

Irony Classic Sentence _ Irony Sentence _ People have no sense of shame and can do anything.

It is better to die early than to have no sense of shame.

People have no sense of shame, and the king's law is difficult to treat.

People have no shame and cannot be treated; A dog is shameless and killed with a stick.

People have no conscience to eat

People are not satisfied.

People are not satisfied, and their throats are deep.

If a person lacks a heart, he will live a long and prosperous life.

The human heart is insufficient, the snake swallows the elephant, the heart is far from wealth, and the fool does not measure himself.

A man's heart is like a cow's stomach.

The human heart is higher than the sky, and the emperor wants to be immortal.

If you want to be beautiful, you scream with cold.

A man's mouth has two layers of skin, but it's okay anyway.

A person's mouth is divided into three parts (referring to people who talk too much and can't be trusted)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds.

Lazy as a stupid cow and cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

Soft bullying, hard fear.

Soft bullying, hard fear, kneeling at the sight of a tiger.

Go pee and take care of yourself.

Three generations of pigs who shut their houses without reading.

Three loads of cow dung, six baskets (basket: dustpan)

Three points are not like people, seven points are like ghosts.

You can't break a fart with three sticks.

Three awls won't bleed.

Comet (figuratively speaking, a profligate family)

Monks are not monks, they are vulgar, regardless of gender.

Kill a chicken and ask it a hundred times.

Killing cattle and boiling soup pot (metaphor for doing nothing)

Kill without bloodshed/knife

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Shandong mule learns to bark.

The mountain pig learns to eat badly, and the monkey learns to fuck.

Incite the evil wind, spread the fire of unrest-create trouble; stir up trouble

Angry with Yang.

If the high beam is not straight

See less, more strange.

The snake doesn't mean bend, but that the road is not straight.

The snake passed before hitting the stick.

The snake went over and took the stick, and the thief bolted the door.

I forgot to put my hand behind me, but there is no turning back now.

Ride two horses and two boats.

Big talk, light rain.

A louse bit the newspaper and hurt it (make a mountain out of a molehill)

The lion opens his mouth (to describe people's greed)

I can't open my fingers (figuratively speaking, I can't do things)

You want to extract oil from stones, but you want to make money from Qingshui River.

What the world wants is money, not life.

It is easy to be wise after the fact.

Whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk/whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk (usually in a conversation, the speaker has presupposed that the other person is incompetent)

Reach out too long

Watch the camel, don't brag.

Thin camel and 1000 pounds of meat.

The bookworm lost all his money in business.

Rats cannot produce ivory.

When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds.

Two-headed snake, biting water on both sides, wetting the ground (metaphor for profiting from handling something or perfunctory)

Speaking is better than singing.

Say that wind is rain.

A few words will get twice the result with half the effort.

I'm not afraid to laugh my teeth off when I speak.

Put the willow tree in front of the four-door bodhisattva (four-door bodhisattva: kitchen god)

Burning incense in front of the Four Bodhisattvas

I didn't know anything when I died

Die to the brow, but don't know how to die.

The dead cat scared the living mouse to death.

Dead mice can't feel cold.

Four or six don't understand, nonsense.

Can neither cultivate land nor distinguish grains; I can't do manual labor, and I can't tell rice from wheat.

The limbs are developed and the mind is simple.

Instigate widows to sell rice fields

Instigate fools to fight tigers.

Advise fools to twist the fuse/blind people to twist the fuse (square)

Treadmat (refers to the bride walking slowly from the red carpet on the ground to the ceremony table after getting off the sedan chair). Metaphor goes slowly)

Pacific police are very tolerant.

Buy old cows cheaply

Greed for the sheep's head and lost the cow's head.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Corrupt officials don't care about the poverty of the people, and their faces are not too thin.

Greed him a bucket of rice and lost half a year's grain.

be insatiably avaricious

I don't know how to measure myself.

It's no use blocking a car with a gladiator's arm.

Lift one thousand catties and put down four taels.

Lift four Liang, put down one thousand Jin.

Unnecessary worries and anxieties

Crows are as black as crows.

Crows in the world are generally black, which cat doesn't eat fishy?

Iron cock (figuratively speaking, stingy)

The miser can't pull out a feather-miser; A stingy person

Iron threshold, paper crotch (referring to the serious family rules on the surface of the big family in the old society, but in essence men and women have done immoral things)

Don't listen to oil and salt.

When I heard the wind, it was raining.

It is said that chicken is easy to sell, and it is sharpened overnight (the way of profiteers)

Tung oil lamp, turn it on (satirizing people who don't take the initiative)

The copper pot doesn't leak.

You can't steal a chicken, but you will eat a handful of rice.

There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, and the top is rotten.

Deal with different things in the same way

Long hair and short knowledge.

Simple mind and developed limbs

Bald men look for flowers to wear, and ugly people do more harm.

A rabbit's tail can't be long.

Rabbits listen to the north and the south (metaphor for people who can't tell right from wrong)

Push a dead man across the line (figuratively refusing to take responsibility)

Kill the donkey after grinding.

Self-indulgence makes it difficult to succeed at home.

Swallowing gold to commit suicide, both people and money are empty.

Take off your pants. Show it to others.

Dig a hole in the wall (figuratively, knock down a person or a group or make things impossible)

Cut off a piece of meat to cure boils-take a treatment worse than illness.

Frog said he was thick, snake said he was long.

Wear a hat askew and pretend to be a good man.

Wearing a hat and arranging flowers obliquely (satirizing ugliness after drunkenness)

Squat in a pot and set a stove (referring to people clinging to others casually)

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures (figuratively speaking, deliberately distorting the original intention)

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth

There are sheep outside and wolves at home.

In sheep's clothing, there is a wolf's heart hidden inside.

If you chase rabbits outside, you will lose your temper in the house.

Wang Po's fucking foot binding is long and smelly.

Wang po sells melons to brag.

Forgot to eat a few bowls of rice by yourself

Kill cattle and eat meat.

Tail up to the sky

Learn to walk first, then learn to climb.

Literature can't secure the world, and it can't secure the world.

Chinese characters are unpredictable, and martial arts are unpredictable (word detection: disassembling or merging the radicals of Chinese characters to take advantage of bad luck,

And said the words were broken. Beating rice: farming. Refers to the incompetence of officials)

No words, no strength.

Mosquitoes can't see blood, and cats can't smell fish.

Conflicts within a family or group.

A lying rabbit can't catch a running rabbit.

Turtles eat barley and waste food.

Wu Wang GUI ba Lu Yi huo

The tortoise laughs and climbs.

No money stinks, but money smells good.

People who have no ambition often yearn for it.

People who take fifty steps back are laughing at people who take a hundred steps back.

Wash your feet with a basin, one basin after another (metaphor for men marrying women, one after another)

I like being covered in a chicken coop. It looks good outside and dirty inside.

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

Blind fist, old routine

Blind people light candles-it's pure waste.

Blind people are greedy for money.

Write fast but stray from the subject.

Don't deal with it at ordinary times, and complain when you are in trouble.

Salted radish is light and sad.

County magistrate, county magistrate, listen to money (describing officials taking bribes and perverting the law)

I want to eat mutton, but I am afraid of embarrassment.

Miss, it is difficult to embroider the door.

A small cage can't hold a big bird.

There is no room for a big bodhisattva in a small temple.

The villain is arrogant.

Small puddles can't keep big jiaozi.

A little wizard is dwarfed by a big wizard.

My heart fell into my stomach.

The scholar rebelled for three years.

Embroidered pillow (figuratively speaking, only those who have no real talent and learning in appearance)

A pillow embroidered with a bag of grass.

Find something to do.

Bed press (metaphor for women's incompetence or overeating at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still hard.

You don't know anything about the fire from the pipe.

The giant of words, the dwarf of action.

This is for Yan people. The guests are ghosts.

There is no one in the eyes/eyes (ironic arrogance)

Eyes on the forehead/head (meaning that some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like a mouse, heart like a tiger.

Cats don't take mice, they only eat chickens.

The officials in Yaoling are very generous (Yaoling: the name of the village)

The jar on Yaoling is a real guy every year. Tuantuan nest: (square) circle. Metaphor has no progress or improvement]

Eat sheep's brain, regardless of sheep's life

Begging for three years, lazy to support the pot.

Pheasants care about their heads and tails.

A mouthful of grass (metaphor for people's words and deeds are chaotic, or people have many bad ideas)

Full of vault tendons [vault tendons: (square) grass]

Mean cunning

You can't eat a penny (square)

One monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat and three monks have water to eat.

The bull's head faces east and the horse's face faces west.

Eat a fat man in one breath (metaphor for people who are eager to succeed)

Nothing, money is like life, two feet stretch out, clean (nothing: describe people as extremely stingy. Stretch one's foot: refers to death)

One year in the soil, two years abroad and three years in denial.

Shovel into the well [(square) indicates a desire for success]

A light bone, not four or two.

Think of yourself first (people's selfishness)

Hit the south wall (describing a person who is stubborn and willful and doesn't know how to improvise)

Deny all knowledge of an event.

A nest of monkeys are all surnamed Sun.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai. Two beans plugged my ears and I couldn't smell the thunder.

Measure the height of a great man by the standard of a small person

One set of yin and one set of yang.

Li Yin ghost pulls a vertical line and has something to do after dinner (Li Yin ghost: in dialect, it refers to a ghost who takes the life of a woman in labor. Longitudinal thread: in dialect, it refers to the carding line when weaving on the old loom)

Win the cat and lose the cow.

Eggs roll in an oil tank, one is smoother than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oily shoe leather (figuratively speaking, thick leather)

With 800 and 1000, the emperor wants to be immortal.

Milk is the mother.

Have a mother, no grandfather to teach/have a mother to teach (ironic uneducated)

Have eyes but don't know the jade of Jingshan (Jing: refers to the ancient state of Chu. Jingshan Jade: Jade discovered by a jade craftsman in Jingshan. Over the years, you have been misinformed that you don't understand gold and jade.

I want to be a bitch and build a chastity memorial arch.

I want the horse to run fast, and I want the horse not to eat grass.

Nice and smart, and cows don't eat grass.

Expect the horse to run fast, but don't let it eat grass-eat your own cake and help yourself.

I want the hen to lay eggs, but I don't give it rice.

A lump on elm's head (describing people's stubbornness)

Jade waves go to four o'clock, and they are still the skin of kings.

Meet a sheep is a hero, meet a hero is a sheep.

Round hand plate (metaphor at a loss)

Guests are not welcome at home, but they know less about their hosts when they go out.

There are bears at home and dragons outside.

Like a tiger at home, like a mouse when going out.

Be a hero in front of the sheep, be a sheep in front of the hero (Mongolian proverb)

If I know today, why should I know?

Sit on the toilet, but don't shit-don't do any work, stick to your post and don't let anyone take over.

It's easy to stand and talk.

Can't play chess well in the long exam (exam: thinking; Bad chess: losing chess)

Draw a gourd according to the script.

The other mountain always looks taller-the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.

This mountain looks higher than that one, and there is no wood to burn in that mountain.

If you fight for him, you will lose an elbow.

To lie brazenly/completely/blatantly

Shake a whole bottle and a half bottle.

Eat only vegetables [thorns: the long stems of certain vegetables. Cauliflower is cauliflower. Metaphor can only stand praise, not criticism]

See the cow's tail, but not the cow's body.

cannot see the wood for the trees

As long as it is beautiful, it is cold.

Only value the clothes men wear, not the men themselves.

A paper tiger can see through it.

Sell mountain mills, borrow water to sail (metaphor)

Pig eight quit to rake, rake back.

Can't catch the tiger, take it out on the cat.

You can't catch mice and take it out on cats.

The son is a wolf in the mountains, and success is even more rampant.

Self-pulling stone self-pressing foot

I fell and complained about the high threshold.

Dig a hole and bury it yourself.

The walking daughter-in-law defeated her family.

The mouth is two skins, and there is no high or low talk.

Read Buddhist scriptures in your mouth and be a thief in your hand.

Reading amitabha is like a snake's nest.

Yao Shunyu is doing the same thing as a thief and a prostitute with soup in his mouth.

Hard mouth and brittle bones (describe people with hard mouth and soft heart)

I don't know how smelly shit is sitting on it.

Being an emperor means wanting to live forever.

When a monk rings a bell/when a monk rings a bell for a day (metaphor takes up a position and doesn't work well)

If you can't make salt, you can't make acetic acid

Sentences suitable for satirizing people in a circle of friends

Sentence 1. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2. Why cover your face with your ass?

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

Even though I am very young, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. -

In the face of temptation, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

6. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything!

7. You say you just fool around all day, or you just fool around.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.

9. I hung my head and kept silent, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

1 1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

12. I'm really surprised at your shameless.

13. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, his eyebrows are cold, and the cow is wearing a skirt.

14. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig waist face!

15. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart. (a complete collection of quotations. com)

The second sentence is suitable for satirizing people in the circle of friends 16. Four great sorrows in life: a long drought meets a shower, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

You look very energetic. !

18. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

19. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

20. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

2 1. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

22. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

23. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

24. Don't drag 2.58 million in front of me, pose!

25. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

26. Don't tell me when you break up: "In fact, you are fine". So you still dumped me?

27. I don't know why you laugh all day. It's like a broken cloth shoe exploding.

28. When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down at you, my neck will ache.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

30. People can do anything. The word "bitch" is not suitable for you!

The cynical sentences in the circle of friends do not contain dirty words.

The satirical sentences in the circle of friends do not contain dirty words (I) 1. Do you have childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

2. Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab someone in the back?

3. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

I have seen many ugly people, but there are too many people who have grown up like you!

6. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

7. Once upon a time, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

8. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

9. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

10. I can't play the piano, play chess, draw pictures or write calligraphy, so washing and cooking are very tiring.

1 1. I am looking for bricks with my head down silently, not modesty.

12. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will be painful without me.

13. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.

14. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15. Keep your position straight, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

There is no swearing in the satirical sentences in the circle of friends (below) 16. You sound like Shakespeare and Zorro, sand and left.

17. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

18. How did a man die: Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-beautiful death.

19. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

20. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

2 1. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

22. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

23. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

24. You can see why there is famine in Africa.

25. You say you just fool around all day, or just fool around.

26. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a very strange kind. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

27. Other people's money and wealth are my property.

Zhong Wuyan has something to do, but Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.

29. You look fresh! !

30. Don't drag 2580 thousand in front of me, pose!