Funny quotes about love-related things

Love is very interesting, and some funny things often happen to many couples.

I obviously have a villa, but I rent a house, I obviously have a Lamborghini, but I ride a scooter, I obviously can smoke Chinese, but I pick up cigarette butts and smoke them, this is the difference between me and Mingming.

So what if you don’t like to talk about love, it’s better to save your energy and eat some food.

Don’t worry, I just have a crush on you, not a plot against you.

It really doesn’t matter how good he is, it belongs to him. How good he is to you is really important and belongs to you.

Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

Blame yourself, you have the ability to like others, but you have no ability to make others like you.

I hope that after you leave me, the girls you meet will be worse than the last ones. They will spend your money, take your life, and even hold your collar and act coquettishly with you. How can I think more and more the more I talk about it? Cry?

From secret love to confession, have you decided to face death?

If a woman misses the man she most wants to marry, she will become picky. If a man misses the woman he most wants to marry, he will become casual.

Many people ask whether to choose the person who loves you or the person who loves you? It's actually very simple. If you are strong, you will choose the one you love. If you are not strong enough, you will choose someone who loves you.

Love me discount, free for the year!

If beauty is time, then you are eternity.

Let’s break up. I don’t want to be your girlfriend, but I want to be your bride.

Thirteenth sister, I want to snore for you.

Can you wash something for me? What to wash? Like me!

Now there are only three things left in my life: I love you, love you, love you.

Sorry, sister, I am only three years old and I don’t understand.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

Ah, finally in.

Let me lose weight, I want to chase the male god.

Leave the rest of your life to the wind, you don’t have to feel guilty, and I don’t have to miss you.

Those who leave are not allowed to come back.

You ask me how much I love you, I dream of you every day.

I think I have ADHD. When I see you, my heart skips a beat.

The rice is in the pot and the person is in the bed.

The reason I sneeze is because God gave me you.

Whenever you decide to give up, give up cleanly and don’t be sloppy.

I allow you to marry me, be proud of it!

Don't reason with me when I lose my temper. I'm deaf.

Flowers bloom and fall, and the world is impermanent.

Whenever you are free, marry me!

Have you ever said that going offline is actually turning the Internet into invisible!

Everything can go wrong, don’t miss me again!

Wait, one day you will be the mother of my son!

I will not keep anyone who tries to leave me. You are an exception.

I will make a cherry tree for you in the spring.

Now, we have no other choice but to grow old together!

The world of mortals is too shallow, and my longing is too deep.

I have liked you for more than two minutes and cannot withdraw it!

It is other people’s business to hook up with you, but it is my inability to keep you.

Sometimes I like you and want to rub you into my heart and hide you.

I want to teach you everything I have to teach you, and I want to explain things in simple terms for you.

Marriage is the grave of love. If you don't get married, you won't die.

The moon is very bright, it is useless to be bright, it is bright even if it is useless.

Don’t be sad, the kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and you still have me.

An old photo is enough to make people nostalgic.

Use my hands to weave a better future for you.

I think we are really not suitable as lovers. Will you be my wife?

Do you want to make a mistake and regret it forever? The opportunity has come.

There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer.

Do you know what the four seasons are like?

No one can bully you, only me!

The white dew is like frost. The so-called beauty is by the water.

I retreat to the garden and just want to grow strawberries with you.

Cuteness is not a permanent solution, but loving me is an eternal law.

It is better to love than to be loved.

I like you without permission, I'm sorry.

Worry and good will accompany you, and you will have no regrets through thick and thin.

The so-called love is a waste of emotion after love.

You don’t have to owe me money. Whoever is around you will be nicer to you in the future.

I don’t want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit the young master’s chest.

After going all this way to meet each other, I understand your importance better than anyone else.

Stop talking, listen to me, I love you!

If the whole world betrays you, I am willing to betray the whole world for you.

The flower field mistakenly came to the depths of the bamboo forest.

If it’s not true, don’t insert it into my life.

No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.

The moon is closed recently, so I will say good night.

The rain has stopped and the sky has cleared up. You clean the house slowly and I will clean the world for you.

I like you just because I like you, it’s all natural and contains no additives.

I think you are not suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

Why should I kill you, my love?

No words can compare to this number: 962464.

If you don’t make progress, I miss you.

I am very possessive, and I don’t want to leave if you are close to me.

There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the Marriage Certificate.

My relationship with you is like 1-8=-7 (husband and wife).

C Ronaldo can score a hat trick, but I don’t think you can do anything about it.

Treat me carefree and promise you a romantic world.

Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

You made my dream come true.