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Sculpture and flute tongue twisters
A meat cleaver makes a good flute.
The knife is a small meat cleaver and the flute is a jade screen flute.
A good flute is well tuned, and the flute is carved with a good knife, and the knife should have a high artistic conception.
Slow watch
Slow down, slow down, slow down for half a second.
Slow half a second, dial half a second, dial half a second, half a second;
Half a second, half a second, half a second less.
Dialing around is a slow watch, which is half a second slow.
Hanging knife
The knife hanging upstairs is upside down. (Repeat five times)
Onion rope
Kun Kun tied the onion rope, which was loosely tied.
Loose rope loosens onion bundles, and loose bundles leak onions.
Kun Kun picked up the onion and tied the onion rope. If the onion rope is tied tightly, the onion won't fall off.
sudden
There is a sap behind the door. Open the door. Don't touch the sap. (Repeat three times)
Hehe bang
Press a stick below and a stick above.
Press the joystick to roll, roll the joystick to roll. (repeat)
Turtledove with crooked hills and spots
Bend forward and bend back,
There is a turtledove hiding around the corner.
There was an old man with a hunchback,
Bend down and pick up a curved brick in the corner of the curved hill.
Bend the old man, throw bricks into the bend,
Specializing in turtledove in the corner of Quqiu.
No one is responsible.
Mysterious temples in Suzhou, judges of the East and the West,
Judge Pan should be in charge of the judges, and Judge Pan should be in charge of the judges.
Nobody cares.
Broken lentils
There is a pile of broken lentils in the corner of the door. (Repeat five times)
Indicator light
Crossroad lights,
Dividend, yellow and green can be distinguished.
The green light goes out and the red light stops.
The red light stops and the green light goes.
More tongue twisters:
Fighting and dog tongue twisters
Beat the dog with a tongue twister
There is a bucket on the house and a dog on the ground.
Head to mouth, mouth to mouth.
Short stick, short stick, long stick.
Short stick is short, long stick is long,
The long stick is not as short as the short stick.
The short stick is not as long as the long stick.
Short rod, round rod, long rod and flat rod.
The short stick is round and the long stick is flat.
A long stick is not as round as a short stick,
The short stick is not as flat as the long stick.
A short stick is rounder than a long stick.
A long stick is flatter than a short stick.
Stewed frozen wax gourd
Frozen wax gourd, frozen wax gourd,
Stewed frozen wax gourd is stewed frozen wax gourd,
Non-frozen winter melon stew, non-frozen winter melon stew.
Stewed melon, eat stewed melon,
Don't stew frozen melons, don't eat stewed frozen melons.
My brother crossed the river in the walnut shell holding the mud goose.
Brother took a round walnut,
Knock the walnut shell in half;
My brother pinched two geese in mud.
The goose floated across the river with its shell.
The mud goose stretched its neck: we can swim across the river without sitting on the walnut shell!
Brother smiled and said, how can we cross the river without walnut shells?
Take the goose and lotus root.
I have a goose in my left hand and a lotus root in my right.
Lao Ou walked in front of me,
He also has geese and lotus roots.
I asked Lao Ou to go with me,
Lao Ou turned around and saw a goose in my right hand and a lotus root in my left hand.
I think Lao Ou also holds the goose in his right hand and the lotus root in his left hand.
Lao Ou said I have goose lotus root: You have goose lotus root.
I said: you take your goose and lotus root, I take my goose and lotus root, let's go together.
Goose and snake
A goose meets a snake,
Goose sticks out its neck and snake sticks out its tongue.
You said the goose scared away the snake,
Or did the snake scare away the goose?
Goose and goose
A goose in the sky,
There is a wild goose on the ground.
Goose eggs and goslings,
The goose lays eggs and holds the goose.
Goose and duck
Goose becomes duck, duck becomes goose;
Goose lays duck eggs, goose becomes duck,
Ducks lay goose eggs and ducks become geese.
Dragon worm tongue twister
Dragon worm tongue twister Baijia cypress Cai Jiabai cabbage
Baijia white wood, Cai Jia cabbage.
Bai Jia Bai Mu for Cai Jia Cabbage,
Cai Jiabai cabbage for Bai Jiabai wood.
The White House has white wood and white cabbage.
Cai family has cabbage and white wood.
Dragons and worms
Dragons and bugs, bugs and dragons.
Think of bugs as Jackie Chan. Worms are dragons,
Think of dragons as bugs. Dragons are worms.
Worms are dragons in the sea,
The dragon is in the ditch. A dragon is a bug.
Lou tongue twister daquan
Liu Laoliu, holding mung beans,
Hold six buckets and leave six buckets.
Upstairs hemp cat, downstairs sparrow;
Sparrows bite hemp cats, and hemp cats bite sparrows.
The oil basket fell upstairs and the oil leaked out of the basket.
The oil basket leaks oil, and the oil basket leaks oil on the floor.
Lujia furnace burns Hujia pot.
There is a stove in Lu's house.
Hu Jia has a pot.
Lu's stove burns Hu's pot,
Hu Jiaguo broke the Lujia furnace.
Lu asked Hu to pay for the stove.
Hu Jia wants Lujia to pay for the pot.
Donkeys run pears, roll pears and trip donkeys.
A donkey, carrying a basket of pears,
When the donkey runs, it rolls pears.
Donkeys run pears, roll pears, trip donkeys,
The pear tripped and the donkey kicked the pear.
The crow said black pig
The crow stood on the back of the black pig and said that the black pig was black.
Black pig says crows are darker than black pigs;
The crow said it was no darker than Darkmouth, the black pig.
Black pig hey hey smiled.
Throw a straw hat.
Throw a straw hat into the wall,
I don't know if the straw hat covers the old man,
I don't know whether the old man is wearing a straw hat.
Lice and lions
Four boxes contain four lice,
Four lice scare away four lions.
Brush your teeth/teeth
A toothbrush can brush your teeth. Brush your teeth with a toothbrush.
Huahua can brush her teeth with a toothbrush, but Huahua doesn't need a toothbrush.
Huahua and Huahua, who is a good doll?
Obena fat baby tongue twister
Obana fat baby tongue twister Obana fat baby
Obana's chubby baby,
Two kinds of plants, flowers and melons,
Small flowers can grow flowers, but not melons.
Fat babies can grow melons but not flowers.
Fat doll and toad
A fat doll caught three big toads.
Three fat dolls caught a big toad,
Caught the fat dolls of three big toads,
Not as good as a fat doll catching three big live toads.
Drum in the master's hall
There is a drum in the master class.
Attract a fur tiger,
The tiger scratched the drum,
Just get a rag to mend it,
I've only seen rags mending pants,
Never seen rags mending drums.
Brother catches pigeons
Brother crossed the river to catch pigeons,
Go home and cut pigeons to treat you,
Guests eat pigeons and weigh pigeon meat.
My brother's treat is very pleasant.
Artillery and infantry
The cannon attacked the eight slopes,
Rows of shells were fired in unison.
The infantry approached eight slopes,
Destroy more than 8880 enemy troops.
A new canal has been opened in the village.
A new canal has been opened in the village.
Winding up the mountain,
The river flows in the rainwater pipe,
All over the mountains, the banker is green.
Wuhu xuruyu
Wuhu Xu Ruyu,
Go out in the fog many times.
Qufu Suyulu,
It rained heavily five times on the road.
Eat oranges
Eat oranges, peel oranges,
The orange peel was thrown into the dustbin.
Do not eat oranges, do not peel oranges,
Don't throw oranges into the dustbin.
Fat and tender chicken, eight pounds of tender meat.
My family has a fat and tender chicken of 8 Jin.
Flying in Zhang's backyard,
There is a fat, tender, eight-pound dog in the backyard of Zhangjiajia.
Bite my tender and tender eight catties chicken,
Sold his fat eight-pound dog,
I lost eight pounds of tender chicken.
Paste my pink niche for life
You will paste my pink niche, paste my pink niche,
Won't post my pink shrine to life,
Don't mix it up, it will ruin my pink living Buddhist shrine.
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