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It's not that I'm stupid, but that I love it so much that I play dumb.

First, almost everything determines the result and cannot be changed.

Second, we were good for days, hours and seconds. Let's keep walking, shall we, dear?

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

Fourth, I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

I know you will leave. Maybe I won't love you.

My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but heart.

Do you love me? How much do you love me? Answer me with your conscience, okay?

I heard that you met someone I know. Wow, she's not even qualified to lift my shoes.

Nine, you think I know nothing, I know everything, this feeling is very uncomfortable. Guess what? You don't know anything.

Ten, you are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Don't tell me when you break up. In fact, you are fine, so you still dump me.

I am very picky. I don't speak well. I often stink. But that's me. Just because I'm not that great, I don't deserve to be loved.

I know what you will be like tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.

If you don't love me, I will leave because I love you.

You can feel whether a person loves you or not. Don't deceive yourself, and don't force yourself.

At sixteen, I thought it would be nice to fall asleep, but I even dreamed that I woke up crying.

Seventeen, when in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice altar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

I asked you if you love me. You said you didn't love her. I asked you if you loved her. What do you mean by love? She beat me.

Nineteen, the biggest pain is to see a hand to touch, just reach out and disappear.

20. You hurt me, and then I will hug you with sweet words? dream

Twenty-one, you are the author of your life, why write the script miserable.

Twenty-two, is there anyone like me who occasionally wakes up suddenly when sleeping, as if he had fallen down?

Twenty-three, more happiness, less trouble, sleep when you are tired, laugh when you wake up, how to put your own seasoning in your life?

Twenty-four, don't fucking push me. I don't like it.

Twenty-five, what is sad to play; Fear of loneliness; I was just as brave without you before; It may not be difficult to forget you.

I hate myself for being stupid and simple, and I always get hurt.

Memory is like a broken piece of hard glass, which exists there silently but indifferently. Our youth is so helpless that too many memories turn into sadness.

I am willing to cry, and I don't complain about the future lovesickness. This single dream, carefully, has not returned to the furnace. The fate is too far away, and the dream has been lengthened. I will follow you far away, but I can't see the sincere myth, the incomprehensible heart, and the precipitation that is difficult to walk. It is the guardian of my mind and the companion of my thoughts.

I won't cry, I won't wait for you.

No matter how the world meets, there will always be someone who will make you feel very safe when you appear: believe that everything he says is true with peace of mind and follow his path firmly. Maybe you just met someone you've always wanted to see.

What the left eye sees is all sadness; What the right eye sees is full of helplessness.

Being alive is a state of mind, and your state of mind has been adjusted. No matter how big the difficulty is, it won't scare you. If you have a bad attitude, the temporary difficulties will be infinitely exaggerated by your subjective and become an insurmountable gap.

The more you try to forget, the more you remember. Memory is a tormenting thing.

Books I often pick at dusk fall to the ground, like a wounded dog rolling my clothes under my feet. Nie Luda's Love Poems and Despair Songs

Sheep in wolf's skin: I wander around the vast grassland with sweet dreams and infinite reverie, so I am afraid that I will get hurt again and disguise myself in wolf's skin; I try to break into your heart, you try to see me clearly, pour out your heart slowly, tear down the wall slowly, light the fragrance slowly, and be crazy about love slowly. I wanted to take your treasure, but you opened the window. I asked you why you didn't take strict precautions. You said I was a sheep in wolf's skin, and I was so helpless and desolate in the face of you. I love you very much, and I am eager for it. My eyes are full of tears, and so is your face. I decided to put up with it.

In the eyes of others, you may be bad, but you are still beautiful in my heart!

If you are not tired to the extreme, how can you rest and find your way out without falling to the bottom?

Calm down and stop wronged yourself.

No matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that it is only a short darkness before dawn.

A person living in a strange city has his own pains and frustrations.

I feel if I can do it, just for a moment.

Don't stay if you can't stay. People who don't love you would rather dig it out of their hearts than ask for it.

Memories are because the past is too beautiful, but unfortunately I have no ability to go back.

He said that liars often hurt themselves.

Life is like peeling an onion, one slice will make people cry.

I stay in the present time just to create the perfect me in the future.

In fact, you didn't really love me. Everything was just ridiculous.

How many people take risks to survive, and how many people rack their brains for life.

Doing what others think you can't do well is the best counterattack.

I'm always trying to find a topic. I'm very tired, you know.

Sweet love signature: You should love someone who will never give up on you anyway.

The red of roses, an easily injured dream, is lost between your fingers when you hold it in your hand. When love breeds, there is always a slight injury.

People who go shopping with you to try on clothes, people who can try every bottle of nail polish on you, people who always struggle with you all afternoon about what to eat at night, people who invite you to dinner but can't kill you, people who won't think of her when you are unreasonable, and people who lick your wounds with you as soon as you get hurt. This is a best friend, right?

Don't get emotional easily in the future. It is often oneself who is injured.

Love and be loved must choose to be loved, and only being loved will be painless!

Thank you for hurting me all the time and letting me know that you are not important at all.

The best way not to get hurt is to look down on everything around you and learn to be strong.

Ever since I said I love you, you have the ability to hurt me.

Why do you have to wait until you bleed to know that you are crying, and you know that you are injured?

Spoil you if you get hurt _ hit you if you get hurt _

My best friend once told me this: Alas, my boyfriend got hurt and the Valentine's Day date fell through. .

Cigarettes are like your matches. Cigarettes are bound to get hurt.

In every bastard's body, there is a vulnerable heart.

Don't be too nice to others. It is not good for a good man to end up being the injured party.

I am a person who can't drink. If I drink one day, it means I'm really hurt.

I can't see you hurt, let alone be wronged, even if that person is myself.

I used to chat with him late into the night. Now, he's gone, his eyes are hurt and his heart is hurt. Who can understand the taste of heartbreak? ....

How to refuse to get hurt while having love? Don't forget Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

My friends were hurt, so I had to comfort them one by one. As for me, because I was ignored by them one by one, I was really cold.

In fact, unrequited love is the best way to love, and it won't hurt you.

He left, leaving nothing but the shadow of memories. When a person is injured, he will always think of the past that he can't go back. I think the longer we spend together, the more we can dilute our memories. As a result, I found that I was wrong. This can only remind me of more past events, Xiyin Mai's Du Qian.

In the war of marriage, no one will win, but the most hateful person's ending is not necessarily the most pitiful, but the most innocent person must be the most injured. The person who can hurt himself the most is always the most important person in his heart.

After talking to you about this, I feel that my concern for you is superfluous.

Flowers bloom and fall; The stars are bright, but the light sometimes disappears; This earth, the sun, the Milky Way, this vast universe will all die one day. Compared with these, human life is just a blink of an eye. In such a short time, people were born, laughed, cried, beaten, injured, happy, sad, hated and fell in love with someone, and everything was just an instant encounter. Will eventually fall into a deep sleep. Knight of the Zodiac: Saint saint seiya.

Loving you is like a kind of faith that is so pious that you are bruised all over, waiting for a dawn to pierce my heart wall and release my expectation for you. Love is a wandering without turning back. Why did you open this window and let the hot sun burn me and expose my heart? Maybe we all need to forgive and choose a way to let each other learn to forget each other's faces. Don't let each other fall in love and get hurt. Let him stay the same. This is just a dream. Isabel's forgiveness.

He didn't ignore me, he didn't hate me, he didn't want to ignore me, and I suddenly felt really tired, really tired.

I don't know when it started. I think of you every day when I close my eyes. Your bravery, your cleverness, your unreasonable playing, and even your unreasonable troubles all make me dream, and I can't stop. No girl has ever asked me to do this. But you are like a hedgehog. You prick your hand when you touch it, which hurts me. Ding's My Family's Happiness

Feelings are sometimes like two people tied with rubber bands. The injured one is always unwilling to let go of the bad man in Hyeong-min Lee.

Love is a war. I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I'm afraid you are unhappy.

How many times do I have to go through the separation that I can't even say goodbye?

Disappointment is the failure of expectations, and the sky has different dreams.

I tried my best to love, but you despised me. Who do you think you are?

Wind and rain we walk together, happiness we share together, what can make people happier than this?

In fact, my heart died after being hurt for the first time. What about being hurt again now?

There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be there.

Sad mood phrase love is too true, and I was the last one to get hurt.

1. Did you think about my existence when you loved her?

Second, I have never understood what is different.

You said 18 years old will not fall in love. I said I would wait for you, and you said that there might be someone you like after 18 years old. I laughed at that time.

A good friend is probably someone who will hurt you in front of you and defend you behind your back.

5. [How lucky I am to have you as my partner, even if I cry every setback]

6. Invisibility is not to avoid anyone, but I just hope that someone will find out that I have disappeared.

7. Men who can buy sanitary napkins for their daughter-in-law are all good men.

Eight, the surface is indifferent, but the heart is painful. It's just a life of honor and suffering!

9. Your name is so common that it will only shock me as soon as I hear it.

10. [Don't forget to promise what you want to do and where you want to go, no matter how difficult or how far. ]

I hope someone can tell me that you don't have to change yourself, but I can get used to you.

I'm glad you're okay, and I'm okay.

Thirteen, you tell the truth, the other party is joking.

Fourteen, you only see me laughing badly, but you don't know that I have heart failure in pain.

I am not a vegetable market, so please cherish it when you meet it, because there are not so many for you to choose from.

Even if I am alone, I am not afraid.

He had the best time of my life, and everyone knew that I loved him deeply.

At eighteen, love is the last, and we are all old.

Nineteen, dispensable people don't have my son, you hope you are good.

20. The hardest thing is not that the two places are apart, but that we are clearly in love, but we dare not imagine the future.

Sad love story: I am so stupid that I have been obsessed with love for half my life.

1, the sense of shame intensifies, and I feel like a clown. The audience is full of joking spectators.

Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to argue with you, I don't want to have a cold war with you, and I don't want to have a second of regret with you.

3. What should I do? I am used to being strong.

4, some words, you inadvertently said, but I am very seriously sad.

I broke up with you. I wish I regarded you as a stranger.

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean that you are not loved with all his/her being.

7. Sunflower's heart follows the sun, and my heart follows you.

8. What is the expression of the love you long for?

9. Love that is not cherished by the other party is a shameful joke.

10, suddenly found that watching you happy, in fact, the heart is tangled.

1 1. Those who left have long been buried in the lost time.

12. From the moment I press the delete button, you are worthless in my eyes.

13, the stopwatch is ticking and the years will be wasted. At the end of the years, I will wait for you.

14, I am stupid, and I am willing to spend half my life obsessed with love.

Although I am a strong person, I need someone to hold my hand from time to time and tell me that everything will be fine.