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The story of the collapse of the Dragon King in the East Sea of Tokyo

The story of the collapse of the Dragon King in the East Sea of Tokyo

A long time ago, the Jade Emperor sent a ruler to govern the East China Sea and a king to govern Tokyo. At that time, the East China Sea was only half as big as it is now, and the western ocean was under the jurisdiction of Tokyo. I don't know how many lifetimes have passed and how many robberies have been robbed. Ao Guang, the dragon king of the East China Sea, has countless dragons, grandchildren, shrimps, soldiers and crabs. The vast East China Sea is very crowded.

Ao Guang has long wanted to expand its territory, but there is the North Sea in the north and the South China Sea in the south, both of which have the Jade Emperor's boundary markers, and the boundary markers are covered with seals, so they can't move at all.

Only the boundary between the East China Sea and Tokyo, because the land and sea are distinct, the Jade Emperor did not set up a monument. If the Dragon King of the East China Sea occasionally raises huge waves, the hundred acres of land in Tokyo will suddenly collapse and become the sea, then the king is not theoretical. Only Ao Guang was afraid that King Miao Zhuang would report to the Jade Emperor, so he didn't dare to harass the Tokyo border.

One day, the Dragon King visited the Western World and drank Ganoderma lucidum fairy wine at the Dragon King, the general of Zhenxi. Two people drinking a cup, chatting, unconsciously came up with a plan to annex Tokyo.

Since then, the Dragon King of the East China Sea has uncharacteristically approached the King of Miao Zhuang. From time to time, he sent people to send some rare treasures, nectar and jade to Tokyo, and also gave his sixth daughter to King Miao Zhuang as a concubine. King Miao Zhuang was infatuated with the beauty of the Dragon Lady and gradually ignored the affairs of state. Many years later, thieves in Tokyo were rampant and complained. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was very happy when he learned the news of Tokyo's decline. He secretly played heaven and begged the Jade Emperor to order Tokyo to collapse and clarify Yuyu.

The Jade Emperor immediately allowed it to play, and he was ready to send his minister to Tokyo to take action, but was stopped by Lv Dongbin, an eight-hole fairy.

Another Kong Ke played:

"Didn't the Jade Emperor wronged a good man by plunging the whole of Tokyo into the East China Sea?"

Ao Guang interposed:

"There are no good people in Tokyo at present?"

Lv Dongbin clear voice said:

"I think the Dragon King lives in the Crystal Palace all the year round and has never set foot on land. I don't know why I decided that there are no good people in Tokyo? "

Ao Guang was speechless. Lv Dongbin said to the jade emperor again:

"Let the old man come down to earth immediately and go to Tokyo to see if there are any good people."

The Jade Emperor allowed Lv Dongbin to play and appointed him as the Attorney General. Three years later, God sent me back to me.

Another Dong Bin changed to an old man and quietly came to Tokyo. In a secluded place, he changed several huts, in which there were several large oil tanks, and there was a sign hanging at the door, which read "Don't call the oil shop". There are couplets on the door. The first couplet is "copper money is only triple", the second couplet is "sesame oil can exceed ten thousand" and the second couplet is "peace of mind". Anyone who comes to buy sesame oil, Lv Dongbin will receive three coppers. As for how much oil to scoop, it depends on the buyer himself. Who has seen such an oil mill? Tokyo people regard this as an anecdote, and they all go to the "no-weighing oil shop" to buy oil. Some were carrying big bottles, some were carrying tiles, some were carrying teapots, and some even picked two buckets. Lv Dongbin only took three coppers and asked nothing else. It turns out that its oil cylinder is connected to the Yangtze River. As long as the Yangtze River is dry, the oil tank will not be shallow.

One day, Lv Dongbin was about to close the shop when she saw a young girl walking into the shop with a bottle of oil. Lv Dongbin wondered. Between:

"Little girl, what are you doing with a full bottle of oil instead of an empty bottle?"

The girl replied:

"Grandpa, I just changed a full bottle of oil with three copper coins. I'm so happy! But when I brought it home, my mother said I was too greedy! Well, she marked the bottle and asked me to return the oil on the mark to you. "

Lv Dongbin way:

"Your mother made a mark on the belly of the bottle, so just pour some oil on the road. Why are you here again? "

"Mom said I was too greedy, and I blushed when I thought about it. You have to pay for an old man who sells oil! "

The girl said, tooting out half a bottle of oil.

Another Dong Bin had a fever in his heart, thinking that he had been running the oil mill for nearly three years and would reply to the Jade Emperor soon. It's the first time I met such a kind person. He asked the girl's name and knew her name was Ge Hong. Her father died fishing at sea, and only mother and daughter lived alone at home. So he took a gourd ladle from the wall and handed it to Ge Hong.

"Little girl, this gourd ladle is for you. You put it in front of the door and cover it with a straw mat. From now on, you will go to the city gate to see the lion every day. If the lion bleeds on his head, disaster will befall him. Go to the gourd and it will tell you how to do it. "

Ge Hong came home and told his mother what the old oil seller said. Mrs. Ge was dubious, but the next day it happened that the east was bright, so she let her daughter go to the city gate to see the stone lion.

In addition, after Ao Guang returned to the East China Sea, he immediately sent seven bearded dragons to Tokyo to monitor Lv Dongbin. Seven bearded dragons want to be craftsmen, but 360 lines are not satisfactory. One day, he saw several strong men killing pigs. He felt that this business was in line with his own temperament, and he became a butcher in Tokyo from then on.

One morning, Qi Xulong saw a girl rush to the gate, looked at the stone lion's head carefully, turned around and walked back, filled with doubts. The next day, Qi Xulong was even more surprised to see girls coming and going like yesterday. So he followed Ge Hong every day. On the morning of the seventh day, he couldn't bear it any longer. He quietly walked up to Ge Hong and asked nicely:

"Little girl, I see you come to the gate to see the stone lion every day. Don't know why? "

Ge Hong is pure and kind, and never doubts others. When people asked him, he told the truth:

"The old man who sold oil told me that the stone lion was bleeding on his head and disaster was coming."

Why does Lv Dongbin want Ge Hong to watch the lion bleed every day? It turns out that these lions were sent to town by the Jade Emperor. With this stone lion, even if the Dragon King of the East China Sea makes waves, Tokyo will not collapse. If the Jade Emperor intends to make Tokyo collapse, he must first recall the lions. If he wants the lion to leave the city gate, he must make the lions smell blood. This is a secret, and even the Dragon King of the East China Sea and the King of Miao Zhuang don't know the secret. In addition, due to Lv Dongbin's profound kung fu, he can get this mystery.

Seven bearded dragons listened to Ge Hong's words and were secretly happy. I have been in Tokyo for many days, and I have been speculating on Lv Dongbin's thoughts. I played a joke on him today. In the middle of the night, the seven bearded dragons killed a pig and poured a bowl of boiling pig blood on the heads of two stone lions. At this time, it was almost dawn, and Ge Hong came to the gate again. When he saw the stone lion covered in blood and steaming, he suddenly became afraid. Looking again, the stone lions actually moved and roared into the sky. Ge Hong hurried back, but listening to the roar behind him, the door had already collapsed. Ge Hong missed his mother and ran home in a hurry.

Who knows her running all the way, the soil behind her collapsed all the way. It was already cold when she ran home.

Ge Hong saw his mother at a loss, and suddenly remembered the gourd ladle that the old man who sold oil gave him. Strange to say, as soon as she opened the straw mat, the ladle became bigger and bigger, turning into a boat and going to get the daily necessities by herself. Mother and daughter are on the boat, bumping in the sea of Wang Yang.

I don't know how many Guang Chen the boat drifted, but suddenly I heard someone calling for help on a thousand-year-old camphor tree.

Ge Hong paddled by hand and rowed with Zhang Da. I saw an old man sitting on a branch selling oil. Ge Hong hurriedly shouted:

"Uncle, come to my boat!"

The old man selling oil said:

"This boat is too small, where is my place?"

Ge Hongdao:

"Old uncle, don't worry about coming to the boat. I have my own way. "

She rowed the boat under the camphor tree, grabbed the branches with both hands and let the old man sit on the boat. Then she kicked it with her foot, and the boat swung away, but she fell into the water, grabbing the side of the boat with her left hand and paddling with her right hand.

It turns out that Lv Dongbin is interested in trying Ge Hong's appointment. Seeing that she is so brave, she secretly likes it. Now she has cast a spell to save Ge Hong to the boat. At this time, the tide rose higher and higher, and the boat sailed all the way to the top of the mountain. After three people ashore, Lv Dongbin said to Ge Hong:

"Put the sundries at home on the ground as soon as possible!"

Ge Hong set up a cooker on the ground and put a bottle of food as ordered. The mat was unfolded again to let the old man and his mother have a rest. Looking back, the old man disappeared.

The wind and waves are getting bigger and bigger, and the sea of Wang Yang is all around. Only the place where Ge Hong's mother and daughter sat and the place where they put their belongings were safe and sound. Later, the gourd boat became Zhoushan Island, the rest place of Ge Hong's mother and daughter became Daishan Island, the place where they put their luggage became Qushan Island, and the place where they put their belongings became many islands and mountains.

After the huge waves collapsed in Tokyo subsided, Ao Guang's descendants gradually occupied every bay, corner, pit, pool and cave in Zhoushan sea area. Dragon and dragon, male dragon and female dragon, dragon and white dragon, good dragon and evil dragon fabricated and performed thousands of stories about East China Sea dragons.

King Miao Zhuang lost Tokyo and asked someone to intercede in heaven. The jade emperor thought he was a veteran for many years, so he sealed a piece of Chongming Island for him to govern, and promised to let him go to Tokyo to be king again after two thousand years, so a ballad spread:

Chongming will rise, Tokyo will return, in another two thousand years!